I was laying in my dark bedroom late last night watching the TV when a bright light appeared and then I would see smoke coming from the light. There was an image... an image of our lord GONK! He looked most impressive and I was in awe. He handed me a piece of what appeared to be holy paper. It glowed when the almighty GONK handed it to me. He spoke some words to me. I do not completely remember what they were, but part of it was, "GONK! GONK! GONK!" Being just an average guy I have no clue what the real meaning of that message, but I'm sure that it meant something very important. The piece of paper he gave me was written in english and it appeared to be a list of requests and predictions or what is in store for everyone in the years to come. Here is some of the holy info on the paper.
1. The new SW movies will indeed be released first in 1998.
2. Kevin J. Anderson will die a mysterious death... and George
Lucas will hold a great celebration which will include a large
burning of all of Anderson's books.
3. GONK wishes for everyone to destroy all of
the new figures because it looks like they are on steroids.
4. Most importantly, GONK wishes for all of
his worthy followers to spread the word that
GONK rules high in the SW universe and that
disbelievers will perish.
That was a really wierd, yet inspiring experence. You can
translate it how ever you want, but no one will know the true
meaning of my GONK encounter.
Brian