Rock Bottom False Stuff
On Rock Bottom, when Homer Simpson was found innocent, Rock Bottom apologized for the following:
- "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
- Styrofoam is not made from kittens
- The U.F.O. was a paper plate
- The nerds on the internet are not geeks
- The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
- The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
- Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
- If you are reading this you have no life
- Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
- The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
- Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
- Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
- Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes
- Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
- The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
- Salt water does not chase the "thirsties" away
- Licking an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
- Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
- Bullets do not bounce off of fat boys
- Recycling does not deplete the ozone
- Everything is 10% fruit juice
- The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
- Janet Reno is evil
- V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
- Ted Koppel is a robot
- Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
- Fleiss does floss
- Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
- Bart is bad to the bone
- Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him
- The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
- The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
- Everyone on TV is better than you
- The people who are writing this have no life
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