God was I excited when a co-worker told me Adam Sandler was coming to UCONN
to do a show for Homecoming, and then when he told me he got us two tickets, I was ecstatic. I had bought
this penguin (from the movie Billy Madison)to throw to him, with my name, phone number, and adresse
on it. The show was the best I had ever seen. The opening act was even funny, (until I saw the same act same jokes, a
year later twice on Adams tour, by Allen Covert), Adam told jokes, talked with the audience, sang some songs,
and we were the first ones who ever heard Mr. Bake-O, which was even better live. His stand up act was way better, in
my opinion than his concerts, which don't get me wrong, were fabulous, but it was so impromtude, and spontaneus, THE MAN IS A GENUIS!
I had balcony seats right above him, I was very close, but high up, so I didn't get a chance to give him my penguin. People
were throwing shampoo bottles and other things, but I wasn't close enough. Somebody for the thousandth time yelled, I love you Adam, and I yelled I love you more
and he looked up and smiled, I know he couldn't see me but I was happy. But all the people around me got mad when I screamed at the top of my lungs
during the "sloppy joe, slop-slop-sloppy joe" verse. So anyways my heart was broken that I couldn't give him the penguin, and my freind had an idea, lets go to his limo.
Well every one else thought of that so we parked down the street, so that when he passed by he would see me. And Luckily when they drove by
they saw us standing there, so they stopped. The limo driver was probably nervous that we would follow him. Stupid me standing there 4 feet from the car waving to him,
and nothing, I realized he was probably getting pissed off that i was holding him up so we got in the car and left. I was so close, I just wanted to touch his hiney.