It is very wierd, so don't be disappointed if you can't make sense of it because, that is something even I am struggling with. It stared out like I was in bed sleeping, when my phone rang. It was this guy, with a voice I recognized, but couldn't place. He said that the pizza I ordered would be a little late, but just to hold tight. He then quickly hung up before I had a chance to question him. I was kind of puzzled, so I looked at my alarm clock and it was 3:30 a.m. I proceeded to get up, walk into the kitchen, and grab a beer. I figured, "Well the pizza is already coming, why not have a beer with it?"
11 beers later I hear a knock at the door. I open it up and who do I see? Adam Sandler wearing only a bath towel and a pair of flip flops. "Anyone order a pizza?" he says? As I start to reply, my real phone rang, and woke me up...
...Back to sleep again I start dreaming that I am at a party. I am standing on my hands doing a keg stand when I look up and who is holding my legs??? No, not Adam, but Steve Buscemi (by the way HE ROCKS!!!!). After 55 seconds of fresh, cold beer being poured down my throat, I decided it was time to stop. My throat burning from the coldness of the beverage, Buscemi looked at me and said, "Damn, your good. I oughta introduce you to my buddy, the only other person that I know that can do a kegstand for that long, his name is Adam."
So he led me to where Adam was at and introduced us. And before I knew it we had just pounded 7 funnels of Guiness--yeeow. Buscemi was out of the picture and Adam and I started to leave the party. We were both completely trashed when we decided to go up on his roof and do shots of Jim Beam and Tequila. We were dancing around, drinking and we were playing war. During our first war Adam leaned over, I thought he was going to kiss me, but he just started singing, "I want to kiss you all over, and over again......" he got up, started dancing around, "'til the night closes in..." Then he winked, pulled this slinky out of his bag and started to strip when we started to hear this loud beeping sound, I ignored it and concentrated on Adam. Eventually though, it did start to get to me, it damn near drove me crazy, yet Adam still didn't seem to notice. I started flipping out, and he just looked at me like I was crazy, and then I woke up, to the loud beeping sound...my alarm clock. Someone really needs to remind me to throw that thing away.
Take me home! NOW magic wand! 
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