Love Has More Power Than Andrew Holding A Giant Chainsaw
By Jules Kronk
On a boat, at a party, arranged by Blair and Todd,
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Carlo Hesser, "fell" in the water he went to join the cod.
At this time, the lights were out, on that very boat,
While these very lights were out, Kevin and Cassie were tormenting a goat.
Actually, no,
It isn't so,
They weren't tormenting a goat.
Now I'll tell you what they were really doing on that very boat.
They were kissing,
And Andrew hissing,
Because he couldn't find his wife,
And maybe someone had just stabbed Carlo,
With Antonio's knife.
Now back to the couple of the night,
This would have been quite a sight,
If the lights had been on,
And Andrew was gone,
Then everybody in Llanview would know what was going on.
You see, Kevin and Cassie had a thing for eachother,
Even ask her mother!
Dorian knows,
In Cassie it shows,
Because of his facial expressions.
In the past, Andrew was the only thing holding them apart
But now Andrew didn't have enough power,
To keep the lovers appart,
For they were in love, the most powerful thing of all,
More powerful than Andrew,
Holding a giant chainsaw.