"To smeg or not to smeg, that is the question"
"smeg ahoy!"
"Out, damned smeg!"
"I yam what I smeg!"
"Imagine all the smegheads...."
"I spy, with my little smeg..."
"Smegronomo!"
"Every cloud has a smeggin' lining"
"A smeg in the hand is worth two in the bush"