Welcome to yet another document which I had nothing to do with the production of, all credit for this should go to Lee.

Red Dwarf Train spotters list :)

OK Ive kept you waiting long enough. People have asked to see this work of [cough] art and I cannot deny them. :)

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***The Red Dwarf Trainspotters list***

Background:

I've always found it difficult to judge one episode of Red Dwarf from another. Sure I have found every single episode of Red Dwarf funny (EVEN Emohawk), But some are definitely funnier that others. To produce my definitive list of fav episodes I would have to find a fair way of marking each episode. (Its based on age, rank seniority in fact to cut a long story short its....)

Method:

So just how have I marked all these episodes? Well, and this is the bit that (for some reason) had Friday and Ang in stitches at the Livermeet, simply I watched each episode and every time there was a laugh I judged the joke out of 5, 0 for why is there a laugh here, and 5 for rolling on the floor laughing in extreme agony.

Why:

I guess I'm just this really sad bloke y'know. Plus it was an opportunity to watch every single episode in (BBC tapes) sequence.

Here goes:

EpisodeMarkComment
Polymorph203No surprises here
Kryten195Funny episode I guess
White Hole154Would you like some toast?
Holoship154Well I found it funny
Parallel Universe152What's this doing here?
Queeg151I thought this would be higher
Timeslides148another shocker
Rimmerworld146Series 6 at last
The Last Day140
Confidence and Paranoia139Series 1 at last
Balance of Power139and another
Out of Time138Ang: about right yes?
Marooned135
Camile135
Waiting for God134another could be higher episode
Quarantine132
D.N.A128
Me^2124
Legion123
Bodyswap123
Meltdown123
Demons and Angels120Ow, This score sucks :)
Better than Life119
Dimension Jump116too much reliance on Ace
Future Echoes116
Back to Reality112Too much reliance on Duane
Stasis Leak112
Terrorform110Justified score
Backwards109
The Inquisitor106
Thanks for the Memory103
The End98suffered from the first to be scored
Gunmen of the Apocalypse85
Emohawk (Polymorph II)81Too much reliance ...enuf said. :)
Psirens70and this featured in the least worst scripts!!!!

Series:

By my calculations (and obviously these are subject to change pending information update)

3 - 858
2 - 832
4 - 778
1 - 750
5 - 734
6 - 643

Conclusion:

Make of it what you will. As each score is based on what *I* thought each laugh is worth. sometimes I listened to how loud the laughter was, sometimes I just memorised myself falling on the floor the first time I watched the ep.

Episodes that scored surprisingly badly like Back to reality, Gunmen and The End seemed to me to rely on a funny plot line rather on the ammount of jokes. The 3 Series 6ers at the end may have suffered from me being rather fed up with the whole idea after 30 odd episodes, but that doesn't explain Legion, OOT or Rimmerworld.

Kryten is for me the most shocking of them all, I hadn't calculatd it as a particually good episode, BUT it does have a large number of funny jokes.

The End :)

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