"I've got a big bum."
--Helena Bonham Carter

"You know who I hate? Nice People."
--Jen S

"Yer mahhhhhm!"
--Yake

"Calm down baby, this is what I do."
--Mace, Strange Days

"I am listening to you..."
--Heidi and Denise

"I've always loved kids, but I'm also frightened of them. Little tiny babies with their little rolling heads..."
--Johnny Depp

"I could have taken it back to the bar of our hotel, and still speaking in my Austrian accent given everyone that steely stare. That would have made life Hell for other people, but I'd probably have got served quicker."
--Ralph Fiennes

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
--Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

"I want everyone to like me."
--Winona Ryder

"Keaton always said he didn't believe in God, but he was afraid of him. Well, I believe in God and the only thing I'm afraid of is Keyser Söze."
--Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

"If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack."
--Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

"How do you like your little boys, girls?"
--Adam, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

"What I intend to do next is live happily ever after on my couch for a while."
--Quentin Tarantino

"It's all good. But usually fart lighting is not one of my favorites."
--Trent Reznor

"...I just giggle through the whole play."
--Robert Sean Leonard

"I can't emote to save my tits."
--Hugh Grant

"Before, when I'd go to a pub, people would want to fight me just because I was a dancer. Now they want to buy me a beer and tell me they're proud I'm Australian."
--Paul Mercurio

"The world must be peopled."
--Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing

"I am many things, but a disco kind of guy is not one of them."
--Patrick Stewart

"I'm a faggit too!"
--Jael

"It's amazing what a fake tan can do though, isn't it?"
--Guy Pearce