"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
--Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

"I adore Beavis and Butthead. It is an extraordinary, powerful and important piece of work. It also makes me laugh like a drain."
--Patrick Stewart

"Fuck me? Tell you what--you fuck me, and Bono will come out here and fuck you!"
--Eddie Vedder

"I'm interesting, look at me."
--Gary Oldman

"Do you find me spooky?"
--Mulder

"Hellooooo Flea!"
--Anthony Kiedis

"Actors are looking for the same thing as vampires: immortality."
--Antonio Banderas

"There's nothing that can't be done."
--McMannus, The Usual Suspects

"I'm your priest, I'm your shrink, I'm your main connection to the switchboard of the souls. I'm the magic man. I'm the Santa Claus of the subconscious."
--Lenny, Strange Days

"I'm not the archetypal leading man. As you may have noticed, I have no hair."
--Patrick Stewart

"That's why they call it a solar calculator, nitwit."
--Heidi

"Salsa Shark!"
--Randall, Clerks

"I write better lyrics when I'm stoned."
--Billie Joe Armstrong

"You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky..."
--Madmartigan, Willow

"Can I jump on you now?"
--Russell Crowe

"Wakey, wakey."
--Amon Goeth, Schindler's List

"No, I'm Oedipus."
--SID 6.7, Virtuosity

"No, really, I like your hair."
--Anonymous

"Whoa...gravity."
--SID 6.7, Virtuosity

"I should kill myself."
--Gary Oldman

"I'm sorry, Rachel, but if you can't read, we can't help you."
--Ahe

"I'm very fey for an Australian man. I'm surprised I haven't been killed."
--Michael Hutchence

"Punk rock was exciting because you could get your ass kicked for looking like a punk. Punks were atrocious. They created mayhem. Now you just throw on a plaid--that's not style."
--Perry Farrell

"I also trained in the gym...to beef me up a bit ready for the boxing scene. That didn't work too well."
--Christian Morgan Bale

"If some one were to harm my family or someone I love, I would eat them."
--Johnny Depp

"Am I hot? Yes."
--Vincent Perez

"I hope I die before all of my friends go: it would suck to be the last one. 'Who am I going to call today? Oh, they're all dead.' What a bitch."
--Dave Pirner

"I smoke--and I smoke too much--but I run 15 miles a week. But in L.A. it's like they jog for two hours a day, and they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know."
--Liam Neeson

"If you do a juicy villain, it gets remembered."
--Tim Roth

"At my first acting class I remember making a point not to try hard. I didn't shower. They probably said, "I like the guy, but he kind of smells."
--Brad Pitt

"You should be miserable, you're British! Why aren't you fuckin' miserable like the rest of us?"
--Gary Oldman