"I'm sorry. You look like you're 12 years old. I like to work with men."
--Val Kilmer

"Hehmeeth'keeys,y'fuggin'cahksugga-- wha'th'faaahk!!."
--Fenster, The Usual Suspects

"I was called "the girl with the beard" because I had long hair...I guess it was the long hair and the earring...I hope so!"
--Bono

"I take pills."
--Jean-Hughes Anglade in response to, Q: What do you do when you can't get to sleep at night?

"The rich kids called us a bunch of names. But it never bothered us because we didn't know what the names meant."
--River Phoenix

"Nun! Get it? Nun--none--pun!"
--Chris Hardwick

"Verrrrrry interestink. But stupit!"
--David Duchovny

"I sort of felt something horrendous needed to happen."
--Ralph Fiennes

"We were among the rumor of wells. In the palace of winds."
--Count Ladislaus (Laszlo) de Almásy, The English Patient

"Why is he taking his clothes off?"
--The lady interviewing Bono

"I think I'm going to name my first child after you. Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it."
--Chris Knight, Real Genius

"Look, it's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
--Otto, A Fish Called Wanda

"I've been banging my head for a long time, and I finally broke through."
--Gary Sinise

"You never told me this was for children! I hate children! I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down!"
--Alex Law, Shallow Grave

"I got chastised by my hockey team for not getting punk rock. Then I found Karl who had bondage trousers on."
--Dave Pirner

"What the hell, I love to play."
--SID 6.7, Virtuosity

"Family? Friends? Drugged-out, wandering, suicidal, search-for-the-self fuck-ups don't have family, David."
--Alex Law, Shallow Grave