"Compared to what?"
--Heidi

"I want my mom."
--Babe, Babe

"A very very distant second is a Ferrari."
--Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman

"I had a guide who said he would take me to fire. We rode through the desert and he didn't say anything for nine hours. As the sun was setting, he pointed to the sun and said 'fire'. That was a good day."
--Count Laszlo de Almásy, The English Patient

"Too right to be wrong."
--Bono, Like A Song

"But I am innocent."
--Aaron Stampler, Primal Fear

"How lucky dead people are!"
--Tom, The Glass Menagerie

"Hasta Lasagna, Don't get any on 'ya."
--Jack with no face, Mission Impossible

"Motherfucker, I'm tryin' to watch The Lost Boys, when I get some, I'll let you know!"
--Mr. Orange, Reservoir Dogs

"Tsk, tsk...no."
--Ché, Evita

"It takes a smile as sweet as butter."
--Jack Kelly, Newsies

"Aw, for fuck's sake."
--Alex Law, Shallow Grave

"Let's play."
--El Mariachi, Desperado

"Your utopia is NOT my reality."
--Heidi

"Love's a dung heap, Betty. And I'm the cock who climbs atop it to crow."
--Archie Cunningham, Rob Roy

"Archie Cunningham. Wasn't he in Happy Days?"
--Wendy (in case you're wondering, it was Ritchie, not Archie)

"Every letter this guy writes to you is the same: they all begin like true love and descend into open pornography. 'I dream of your thighs, the touch of you white skin leading me into desire while I, aroused and inflamed...' Aroused and inflamed?! He even signs his own name. Can you believe that? I'd sign someone else's name. I'd sign his name if I wrote them like that, which I don't."
--Alex Law, Shallow Grave

"Fookin' Hallelujah!"
--Ewan McGregor

"Hoo-ahhh!"
--Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman

"And were these magic grits?"
--Vinny, My Cousin Vinny

"I love this part. You know, when she's dead?"
--Wendy

"I pardon you."
--Amon Goeth, Schindler's List

"They were all off researching. And I'm 400 hundred* years old and dead--how the fuck do I get into that?"
--Gary Oldman on "Dracula"

"Watch out for that first step, its a doozy!"
--Ned, Groundhog Day