"The new lover enters the habits of the other. Things are smashed, revealed in new light. This is done with nervous or tender sentences, although the heart is an organ of fire. A love story is not about those who lose their hearts but about those who find that sullen inhabitant who, when it is stumbled upon, means the body can fool no one, can fool nothing--not the wisdom of sleep or the habits of social graces. It is a consuming of one's self and the past."
--Count Ladislaus de Almásy, The English Patient

"I was reading an article the other day, and it said in past generations men were denied. 'Don't cry. It's not manly.' The one organ they were allowed to feel was the cock! Well, it is a weird thing to look down and go, 'Jesus, what is this thing?' It is strange, you know, this tackle hanging there."
--Liam Neeson

"He's.....eye candy!"
--Heidi

"You can swallow or you can spit
You can throw it up or choke on it"
--Bono, Acrobat

"Stupid Blow Monkey Ass Master!"
--Jen S

"She was on fire last night,
And I was breathing gasoline."
--Butthole Surfers, Romeo+Juliet

"Ralph Fiennes! Ralph Fiennes! Ralph Fiennes! Ralph Fiennes!"
--Heidi and Jen

"Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am!"
--We don't know

"So do up your trousers and go"
--Ché, Evita

"Madox knows, I think. He keeps talking about Anna Karenina. It's his idea of a man to man talk."
--Count Almásy, English Patient

"Heidi: Guess what!! Volleyball!!
Everyone else: (strained smiles) That's . . . nice."
--Family Bonding

"Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?"
--We Don't know

"Whatta ya mean, he don't tip? Ante up ya cheap bastard!"
--Reservoir Dogs

"You're just like Picasso; I can't figure out how the HELL your mind works."
--Heidi (doesn't remember saying this)

"When I grow up, I'm going to hire a male maid who cleans my pool in speedos, you know like Agador Sparticus in The Birdcage? But he cant be gay because I'd want to fuck him."
--Wendy

"What d'ya mean 'how do I know'? I know. That's how I know 'cause I know."
--Parker Barnes, Virtuosity

"One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends--if they're okay, then you're the one." --Ann Landers

"Just one shot and governments fall like flies! Kapow! Die!
They stumble and fall!
Bye! Bye!
Backs to the wall!
Aim high!
We're having a ball!"
--Ché, Evita

"I saw Elvis on TV and it was one of those intangible spiritual moments. I went 'wow!--I want to dance like that'."
--Paul Mercurio

"Safe sex is in your hands."
--We don't know

"I want to try doing evil."
--Noah Taylor

"...the question is not whether we will be extremeists, but what kind of extremeists we will be."
--Martin Luther King Jr.

"Pay attention to what they tell you to forget."
--Muriel Rukegsor