Various Quotes
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"Denise: I love you!
Heidi: You should."
--More bonding
"When you're brought into this world
They say you're born in sin
Well at least they gave me something
I didn't have to steal or have to win"
--Bon Jovi, Blaze of Glory
"How can one possibly conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese?"
--De Gaulle
"If you have nothing crude or offensive to say, don't say anything at all."
--We don't know
"Hachi Machi!"
--The Critic
"Jen C: I love the Count! (Sesame Street)
Ahe: He's so GAY!"
--More Bonding
"When people tell me they're happy, it makes my ass twitch."
--Teyssion
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
--Randall, Clerks
"Question authority."
--Who hasn't said this?
"Which means...(hand gesture)!"
--Ché, Evita
"Never attribute to malice which can be more adequately explained by stupidity."
--We don't know
"New Zealies! Twice rejected limies."
--Ahe, Denise, Heidi
"I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace, and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any. In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking. In the meantime let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me.
--Don John, Much Ado About Nothing
"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
--Frank Dane
"You keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
--Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
"People who know me, especially my family, know how unpleasant, nasty, moody, selfish and monosyllabic I can be."
--Ralph Fiennes
"Heidi: Say Happy Birthday to Ahe, Flip.
Flip: No."
--More Bonding
"Actually, I once had to tag a kid who broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his own penis."
--Police Woman, Clerks
"The fact that I'm all fucked up has nothing to do with volleyball season!"
--Heidi
"Show me a smart Klan member and I'll show you a dog wearing a sheet."
--Jen S
"I don't think my face will ever open a movie."
--Edward Norton
"You pompous, stuck-up, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuckface, dickhead, asshole!"
--Otto, A Fish Called Wanda
"Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!"
--Felicia, Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert
"Ahe: Did you get the butt-cowboy one?"
Heidi: No, I didn't get the butt-cowboy one."
--Heidi and Ahe (duh I can read)
"If I was a butt-cowboy, I wouldn't throw you to the posse."
--Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
"There's chicken on the floor! Ewwww!"
--Heidi
"Just remember, if worst comes to worst, THE OVEN'S ALWAYS OPEN."
--Jen S and Jen C (our tribute to Sylvia Plath)
"Nor is he a goof, like the Friends friends who crinkle their brows and call it comedy."
--Interviewer about David Duchovny
"Who needs marriage when you can have menudo?"
--Jen S
"When your own complicated, nuanced experience is communicated in the media, its complexity is inevitably reduced to a very convenient, oversimplified, usually hyperbolized positive or negative version."
--Edward Norton
"Oh, sweet Benedick!
God give me patience!"
--Much Ado About Nothing
"Hatred is always a telling measure of power."
--Naina Yeltsin
"Why do I smell like shit?"
--David Duchovny
"Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without the old U S of A to protect you? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire! So don't call me stupid, lady, just thank me!"
--Otto, A Fish Called Wanda
"I gave her my spit to use so I won't get any new diseases."
--David Duchovny
"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man; and he that is more than a youth is not for me; and he that is less than a man, I am not for him."
--Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing
"'Cause every outlaw that's died will live to ride again"
--Bon Jovi, Billy Get Your Gun
"Not watching! Not watching! Is it over yet? Eeew!!!"
--Jen C
"Why don't you stick your thumb up your butt?"
--Jeanie Bueller, Ferris Beuller's Day Off
"Of course you were naked, stupid! Your clothes burned off!"
--Denise
"There's the nice one and the one with big tits. She's the one with big tits."
--Heidi who needs to work on her vocab
"Bu'das'no'd'pohant!"
('But that's not the point' Antonio style)
--Ché, Evita
"This is all far from over."
--Roman Strauss, Dead Again