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[ chelsea | sad song | 250624 | space nothing | fairy tales | generation crap ]
[ engineering | blown away baby | work work work... | quick, watson! ]
[ mary pickford, mary me | die, mother, die | fear in the night ]

CHELSEA

I don't believe in New York and I don't believe you have to resort
To turning in your next door neighbor you don't owe any favors
To anyone who ever said why not
To anyone who ever said they got shot
To anyone who ever said they cared a lot

I don't believe in Gandhi - a dead Indian dissolved in a sea and
I don't believe in Adolf - a dead little German for what it's worth
Or anyone who ever said why not
Or anyone who ever said they got shot
Or anyone who ever said they cared a lot

Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy

I don't believe the black cat or the pittering patter of a tell-tale heart
Righteous paths moral detours murderous silence behind the boards
Of anyone who ever said why not
Of anyone who ever said they got shot
Of anyone who ever said they cared a lot

Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy

A little girl in her little world
Want to make her crawl want to make her growl

Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea don't you listen to me

SAD SONG

Unofficial dedication unofficial dedication I won't have it
A fictitious Inoculation Inoculate Eradicate it
I won't eat it

Sad song Bad song Sad song Boo Hoo it's another sad

Ritualistic Observation Ritualistic Observation
I won't do that

An obstetric observation Pre-Cambrian Procreation
I don't get it

Sad song Bad song Sad song Boo Hoo it's another sad

Here we come now we're the righteous bastards
Here we come now we're the righteous bastards
Here we come now we're the righteous bastards
Here we come now we're the righteous bastards

Sad song Bad song Sad song Boo Hoo it's another sad
Sad song Bad song Sad song Boo Hoo it's another sad
Sad song Bad song Sad song Boo Hoo it's another sad song

250624

You cannot act vicious and then expect your dishes
You must act officious don't want to say I told you so
You cannot act vicious and then expect your dishes
I don't like her Dangerous the waitress is

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This is a deception for this is not her station
Do not call attention A scalpel in the silverware
This is a deception for this is not her station
I don't like her Dangerous the waitress is

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I misunderstood Better get out a better tip out
I misunderstood I'm not at ease more tea and butter please

She's arithmetic emotions are affected
Poly synthetic Don't let her know you know the code
She's arithmetic emotions are affected
Follows orders Dangerous the waitress is

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Over fields of strawberry mountains
Floating clouds of whipped cream fountains
Bullet chocolates Blood for money
No one ever calls her

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I have a Richter's Box
(ad Nausea)

SPACE NOTHING

Specification Nullification was it nothing that I said
Specification Nullification simply ask Mr. Fiddlesticks
Yes, Everybody's got nothing

Static precision Null Apparition have I done nothing wrong
Static precision Null Apparition so says Mr. Thimblewit

A void for life So lovely lovely lovely lovely
A void for life So lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely
Loverly

Simplification non-occupation was it nothing that I said
Simplification non occupation beg your pardon but I'm not offended

A void for life So lovely lovely lovely lovely
A void for life So lovely lovely lovely lovely
A void for life So lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely

The Last man on Earth it's
A blessing not a curse
The Amphigory King James text
reads fatuous

A void for life So lovely lovely lovely Empty
A void for life So lovely lovely Empty Empty
A void for life So lovely Empty Empty Empty
A void for life so lovely lovely Empty Empty lovely lovely Empty Empty
Empty Empty Empty Empty Empty Empty Empty

Love A void Love A void Love A void Love A void

FAIRY TALES

Lorded over me watch T.V.
Cheaply Heaven sent showing me
A celluloid promise defining the loser
In society's job there's only one union
this tale don't seem so fair

Over and over at the age of eight
The story's conclusion never seemed quite right
Tell me the reason if you're gonna make them lose
Then why the Hell did you make them look so cool

I never really liked little riding hood
The pages never told me what I thought they should

The wolf goes down again and again the crook gets the chair it's alright in the end
These are the ones I want to defend never want the winners to be my friends

Reduced to a problem explained away
The bad guy never gets to have his say
Stagnant hero worthy to despise
Reinforces the age old lies
this tale don't seem so fair

I want the monster to live the child to die
The couple to part but not to make you cry
Sheer frustration see what it's like
The rejected endings the bits that I like

I never really liked little riding hood
The pages never told me what I thought they should

The wolf goes down again and again the crook gets the chair it's alright in the end
These are the ones I want to defend never want the winners
to be my friends
to be my friends

Wolf goes down again and again
Wolf goes down again and again again again again again
Wolf goes down again and again short end of the ax in the end
Wolf goes down again and again again and again it will never end

GENERATION CRAP

I don't care about my generation
Just the same as your generation
I don't care about your generation
Just the same as my generation

My generation means nothing to me
My generation is no place to be
My generation is reverent redundancy
My generation is an empty lifeboat out to sea
My generation is an empty lifeboat out to sea

Blank generation can go to Hell
Whose generation is an empty shell
Your generation might sound very swell
But the third generation ain't doing too well

Where's the gap?

I don't care about my generation
Just the same as your generation
I don't care about your generation
Just the same as my generation

My generation means nothing to me
My generation is no place to be
My generation is reverent redundancy
My generation is an empty lifeboat out to sea
My generation is an empty lifeboat out to sea
My generation's like a racehorse at the OTB
My generation is an empty lifeboat out to sea

ENGINEERING

Maybe I'm my Miles Archer
Maybe there's no Miles Archer gets shot in the back of the alley
Nothing is quite so final
I seem to be uninjured

Positronic Engineering can create the perfect brain
Positronic Engineering
(2x)

Mark one Miles thirty-seven
Mark one Miles forty says how do you do I'm pleased to meet me
We have such a nice face
Who is that other

If I see me I will run
Wish I was here I'm having fun
If that's me than I must be
If that's me than I must be
If that's me than I must

Positronic Engineering can create the perfect brain
Positronic Engineering can create the perfect brain
Positronic Engineering Positronic Engineering
Positronic Engineering can create the perfect brain
Positronic Engineering

BLOWN AWAY BABY

I learned when I was just seventeen
To be forgotten was a bit obscene
But that don't really matter much to you

So when I was just twenty-one
I went out and I bought a gun
And I will never be away from you

I want to be your Blown Away Baby
I want to be your dead sweetheart
I want to be your Blown Away Baby
My ring on your finger, my head on your dress

Even though I'll be dead and gone
For future years I will always be young
Picture perfect tragic for all time

Even though I'll be dead and gone
You can dip your handkerchief in my blood
A martyr and memento all at once

I want to be your Blown Away Baby
I want to be your dead sweetheart
I want to be your Blown Away Baby
My ring on your finger, my head on your dress
Jackie O fashions a blood stained mess

I want to be your Blown Away Baby
I want to be your dead sweetheart
I want to be your Blown Away Baby
My ring on your finger, my head on your dress
Jackie O fashions a blood stained mess
Visceral plumage a restrained effect

I want to be your Blown Away Baby
I want to be your dead sweetheart
I want to be your Blown Away Baby
My ring on your finger, my head on your dress
Jackie O fashions a blood stained mess
Visceral plumage a restrained effect
Matching tie and handkerchief and nothing less

WORK WORK WORK...

A conspiracy of none working together equestrian pedestrian clip clop clap-trap mouse set mousetraps blood green money now then that's quite enough of that
what are you playing I don't think I like this game and I ask you Who are you working for
mindless man with the future in the middle try it once try it twice know you'll like it chocolate covered nothing with a deep dark centre now then that's just a quite old bit
what are you playing I don't think I like this game and I ask you
Who are you working for

Be-bop bottle of pills Take away my will Hip hooray for nineteen eighty four Flies catching flies say that no it's my parlor I just like to blame the spider

Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Never fret or fear my friends we present for you the willing Mr. K
Scream for there's no other act there'll always be the willing Mr. K

QUICK, WATSON!!

An end to innocence---this tragic innocence
An end to innersense---I have no innersense
An end to face the right and look left look right face it crisis
An end to innocence---I had no innocence

Morphine amphetamines I don't do them I don't know what they mean
More for me I'm getting mean post-mortem Moriarity

Solution criminal---I can't believe that's all
Solution terminal---this fix is terminal
Solution's not for me---I've a problem with the use of sedatives
Solution criminal---it's purely medicinal

Quick witted, Quick written, Quick Watson the needle
Quick witted, Quick written, Quick Watson bring the needle
Quick witted, Quick written, Quick Watson the needle
This I think This I think This I think is a two-spike problem

An end to enemy---there's nothing left for me
I've got no enemy---now who will lie with me
An end to playing nice I must leave now game is over
An end to enemy---I've no identity

Morphine amphetamines I don't do them I don't know what they mean
More for me I'm getting mean post-mortem Moriarity
Morphine amphetamines

Quick witted, Quick written, Quick Watson the needle
Quick witted, Quick written, Quick Watson bring the needle
Quick witted, Quick written, Quick Watson the needle
This I think This I think This I think is a two-spike problem

MARY PICKFORD, MARRY ME

I had a problem I made it go away
I had a psycheness I made it go away
Direct her affect her or rather correct her
I think the trouble is that they'd rather dissect her
I had a problem I'll make it go away

Celluloid your one true mother
Edison your loving father

I'm making progress I'm feeling self-assured
I'm making progress of that you are assured
Direct her affect her or rather correct her
I think the trouble is that they'd rather dissect her
I'm making progress I'm told I am assured

Celluloid your one true mother
Edison your loving father
Black and white tie formal dinner
Keep yourself from getting thinner

Mary Pickford Marry Me No other girl will do
It doesn't really matter that you're dead
Sets my heart a'flickering when I set eyes on you
Tungsten kisses showering your head
Mary Pickford Murder Me No other girl will do
Join our hands in sickness and in death
we're all quite sane
quite sane

DIE, MOTHER, DIE

Time for bed time to read her a story about a bit of matrimonial matricide
Why have you taught us Materlistic sense of justice

Thorny kisses briar patches of beauty and
Imaginary friends of the Hapless Child
Why have you taught us Nurturing non compos mentis

What's this concept of right and wrong well I like blood
What's this concept of right and wrong well I like blood

Mr. Bibble had a meeting with dolly about little tiny fingers
A great big throat
Why have you sought us I don't like when you chastise us

Pretty pictures of the ladies and lizards had a meeting with
Dolly and you must go
Why have you sought us don't you know that that is not nice

What's this concept of right and wrong well I like blood
What's this concept of right and wrong I said I like blood

Die, Mother, Die for the sins you have drawn for
Die, Mother, Die for the sins you have drawn for

Donnie drew a monster the monster chased him
Just in time Donnie erased him
Donnie drew a monster the monster chased him
Just in time Donnie erased him
I have more chalk

Die, Mother, Die for the sins you have drawn for
Die, Mother, Die for the sins you have drawn for
Die, Mother, Die for the sins you have drawn for
Die, Mother, Die for the sins you have drawn for her

FEAR IN THE NIGHT

I am a gentleman I have not lost my way
A forlorn gentleman please don't look that way
Hyde Mister Hyde me
The bumpy darkness all around me a mirrored room and my face
The finger residing in my pocket it sort of makes me hesitate
How can I be wrong
Mr. Burke meet Mr. Hare

Fear in the Night
It's Fear in the Night
There's nothing in my way but I stumble all the same for
Fear in the Nighty Night

I am a gentleman For this I have the right
I have certificate and I have nothing to say
Hyde Mister Hyde me
The harlot so the story goes she had a heart made of gold
The facts well this now I can tell you that is not how it unfolds
How can I be wrong
Mr. Burke meet Mr. Hare

Fear in the Night
It's Fear in the Night
There's nothing in my way but I stumble all the same for
Fear in the Nighty Night

Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight
Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight

Fear in the Night
It's Fear in the Night
There's nothing in my way but I stumble all the same for
Fear in the Night Night Nighty Night
Goodnight

I tell you sisters don't trust the misters when
they say they want to be a Jack of all Trades
I tell you sisters don't trust the misters
I fear you'll wind up with the Jack of Clubs
the Jack of Clubs the Jack of Clubs the Jack
of Clubs the Jack of Clubs the Jack of Clubs
the Jack of Clubs the Jack of Clubs
Jack of Clubs Of Clubs Jack of

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