102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
103 PMS - Learning When to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
104 How to Fill an Ice Tray
105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - GIVE US MONEY!!
106 Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming Home Drunk at
3:00 a.m.
107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly, "DON'T WASH MY SILKS!")
108 Parenting - NO . . . IT DOESN'T END WITH CONCEPTION
109 Get a Life - LEARN TO COOK!
110 How Not to Act Like an Asshole Even When You're OBVIOUSLY Wrong
201 Spelling - EVEN YOU CAN GET IT RIGHT
202 YOU - THE WEAKER SEX
203 Reasons to Give Flowers
204 HOW TO STAY AWAKE AFTER SEX
205 Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the
Bathroom
206 Garbage - GETTING IT TO THE CURB
207 You Can Fall Asleep Without It (IF YOU REALLY TRY)
208 The Morning Dilemma (IF IT'S AWAKE, TAKE A SHOWER)
209 Give Me a Break - "I KNOW YOUR EXCUSES ARE BULLSHIT!"
300 "THE WEEKEND" and "SPORTS" are not Synonymous
301 How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
302 The Remote Control - OVERCOMING YOUR DEPENDENCY
303 Romanticism - OTHER ALTERNATIVES TO SEX
304 Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
305 How to Keep the Brown Stains Out of Your Shorts
306 How Not to Act Younger than Your Children
307 You, Too, Can Learn to Be a Designated Driver
308 Male Bonding - LEAVING YOUR FRIENDS AT HOME
309 How to Live with the Fact You Do Not Look Like Mel Gibson. . .
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NAKED!!!
400 Omitting Profanity from Your Vocabulary Is an Attainable Goal
401 Why Billowing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
402 How to Answer the Question "Do I Look Fat?"
403 How to Say "I Love You" and not "Me, too" or "Ditto"
404 Calling When You Say You Will
405 Why Flirting with Her Best Friend Is Not Smart
406 Why Guns and Cars Are Not Extensions of Your Penis
407 PMS Is Not the Reason Why She Is Bitchy
408 How to Have an Ideal Relationship (Warning: No one has yet to pass
this seminar)
