May 1997

Just a quick note: The Toy Tirade Timetable (say that 3 times fast!) has gone awry. May's column has no news cause things are screwy. It's sad, we all know, but just to get all of you guys in happy spirits we have a contest for you. And just to let you know: June's column will be REALLY REALLY LONG!!!!!!

CONTEST NOW VOID - Winner has been selected

LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES TOY CONTEST:

Folks, let's pretend we've broken into the offices of Kenner, and we now have total control. Sure it'll never happen, but stay with me here. We've decided its time for some funky LEGION toys! I mean, what else is there to life besides Pringles, Snapple, hockey and Legion. Snap to it, folks! As big wig executives we have to get the ball rolling fast. E-mail me your suggestions for the COOLEST Legion toys with the NEATEST accesories, and let me know your reasoning behind the suggestions. Use some creativity and use the force. The best ideas will win PRIZES and we all know prizes are fun, attractive, self-cleansing, and best of all, free of charge. Now get to it! Email WizEitan@aol.com with your entries!

THE BIG-ASS BOOTY:

One incredibley lucky winner will be fortunate enough to win a copy of Legionnaires #50, signed by the entire creative team!! Whoo-hoo!! If that isn't incentive I don't know what is! (No we don't have money to give away. . . :)

Column by Eitan Shapiro

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