A Woman Can Be Compared To The Continents Of The World.

Up to age 12 she is like Antarctica, pure as snow.
From 13 to 18 she is like Africa, virgin territory largely unexplored.
From 19 to 35 he is like Asia, hot and exotic.
From 35 to 55 she is like the Americas, still young and gives freely of her resources.
From 55 to 65 she is like Europe, exhausted, but still with points of interest.
After 65 she is like Australia, everyone knows it's down there but nobody gives a damn.

1. When you swallow a diet soda you only get 1 calorie.

2. It comes in a can, not in your mouth.

3. You can ignore a diet soda for weeks and it will still be there when you want it.

4. The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight.

5. A soda generally lasts longer.

6. You can dump it on the ground when you're done.

7. A diet soda will treat you the same in the morning as the night before.

8. You can pick one up at any store or gas station without your friends talking about you.

9. You can do one in the car even while driving.

10. The aftertaste is certainly better.

11. You can get a bigger size without changing brands.

12. You never have to lie to a diet soda.

13. A diet soda will wait home patiently when you go out with friends and still refresh you when you get home.

14. When you are done with it, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

15. You can have a headache and still enjoy it.