A tall fellow walked into the john to take a leak. While standing at
the urinal, a very short guy, dressed in green, came up to the urinal
beside him.
The tall guy looked down and noticed the little guy had the biggest
member he had ever seen. So big, in fact, he asked the guy how he
ever got a dick that big.
The little guy said that he was a leprechaun and just wished for it.
The big fellow said, "Hey, if you're a leprechaun, grant me a wish; I
want one that big!". The little guy said, "Okay, but you're not going
to like what you'll have to do to get it.". He responded, "I don't
care, what ever it takes.". The little guy said, "All right, you have
to let me pork you,".
The deed was done. As the big guy uncomfortably pulled up his pants,
he muttered, "I can't believe I let you do that to me.".
The little guy said, "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."
