THE NASTY BUG

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Tom came home from a hard day at work, and drank six beers. After he finished the 6th, the doorbell rang. Tom answered it to find a 6-foot cockroach standing there. The cockroach threw Tom across the room, and left.

The next night, after his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. It was the cockroach again. This time, it punched Tom in the stomach, and walked away.

The next night Tom had only one beer. Then the doorbell rang. Tom slowly opened the door and saw the giant roach. It kneed him in the groin.

On the fourth night, Tom didn't drink any beer. But this time, the 6-foot roach arrived again and beat the living crap out of Tom.

The next day, Tom went to the doctor. "What can I do, Doc?," he asked.

The doctor replied, "There's nothing you CAN do. It's just a nasty bug that's going around."

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