YOU DID WHAT???

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A Kindergarten teacher had a student approach her and saying that he found a frog lying still on the playground.

The teacher asked, "Well, is it dead or alive?"

The student said, "I think it's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear".

The teacher said "YOU WHAT?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said,'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."

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