The Watcher's Factfile

Personal Details

• Name: Scott / Fred / Oi, you!
• Age: 135
• Born: Yes
• Lives: 13
• Eyes: 4 (and no glasses jokes...)
• Hair: 13 strands which I bought cheaply from a wig maker
• Height: 5'9 and a bit
• Weight: I'm not telling you that I only weigh 9st 10. It'd make people jealous
• Occupation: Being me.

Hobbies, Interests and Stuff

• Interests: Doctor Who. Watching the world go by. Mucking about with bits of wire and transistors.
• Sporting activity: Professional sleeping. Repeated stair climbing after remembering yet another thing that I'd forgotten to bring down with me.
• Armchair sports: Armchair racing.
• Fave Films: Quatermass Trilogy. One of our Dinosaurs is Missing. The Plank. The Carry On's!
• Fave TV: Doctor Who. Blake's 7. The (New) Avengers. Chorlton and the Wheelies. The 50's Quatermass serials. Blackadder II/III. Fawlty Towers. Yes (Prime) Minster. Up Pompeii. Have I Got News For You. Dad's Army.
• Fave Radio: The Goon Show. The Navy Lark. Just a Minute. I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again. I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. The News Quiz. Hancock's Half Hour. Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation. Harry Hill's Fruit Corner. Round the Horne. The Journey into Space trilogy. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Various remakes of Sherlock Holmes. Fourth Column. Week Ending.
• TV Dislikes: SOAPS!!!! ITV sitcoms. American sitcoms.
• Music Likes: Almost anything. Berlioz to the Beatles; Ravel to rave.
• Music Dislikes: Anything too bland.
• Food Likes: Almost anything out of a Deli. Tuna. Sweets. Biscuits. Lasagne. Cups of tea!
• Food Dislikes: Nasty food, but I'm not going to say sprouts etc. because they get such a bad press and I don't want to be nasty to them anymore.