The Beaucoup Buck$ Camp 2003
An Oasis on the Playa
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It's a fucking desert, we know, but money changes everything.

When Burning Man started in 1986, there's no way anyone could have
anticipated that those humble beginnings would eventually lead up to the
social event of the 2003 summer season-or maybe the century-the Beaucoup
Bucks Camp at Black Rock City.

The beautiful people of Beaucoup Bucks Camp had one thing in mind for this
year's Burn-making their site as expensive, decadent, and exclusive as
humanly possible. But in a nice way. The high-falutin' Bux peeps wanna share
their good fortune with the po' folk of Burning Man, and so they're allowing
the general populace-bad breeding and all-to participate. "No money? No
problem!," says the BBC. "For your money is no good here."

You will be amazed at the generosity-as well as appalled by the opulence-of
the Beaucoup Bucks Camp. Each day, the Buxters are giving away the exclusive
treat of Bing-something so exclusive you've probably never heard of it!
Apparently, President GW Bush nor Attorney General John Ashcroft were able
to get any of this amazingly rare treat. Creator Ming did not deem them
worthy. Madonna says, "Ming's Bing aligned my kundalini with my seven
chakras faster than you could say "aunt Esther"! Instant bliss!"

There are also elite tea parties (Paris and Nikki Hilton can't get into this
one, but you can), exclusive workouts ("Twirl-off Gym is more fun than the
stripper cardio workout at Crunch!," noted Pamela Anderson), and more fun
than you can shake a scepter at.

On Wednesday, those trying to get in touch with their inner Stripperella
need to attend the American Idol of exotic dancing competitions, Black Rock'
s Next Top Stripper! You'll being doing your own fan dance!  Afterwards, for
those big spenders out there, there will be a Lap Dance Auction.  Sorry,
unlike other auction houses, bid by phone service is NOT offered!

Always wanted to be chased by paparazzi? Check out the Paparazzi run
sponsored by the camp on Friday evening. Really, the desert light at 5 pm is
just amazing. You're gonna look faboo when the evil photographers finally
catch up with you. Smile!

And on Saturday, the Buxters are literally burning money at the Burning Wad
of Wishes. Make sure to chat up a BBCampster prior to the event to ensure
your wishes make it into the wad. You need to add these outrageous events to
your PDA.

As amazing as all this sounds, it's nothing compared to the opening night
party of Chez Moi da Moné-Black Rock City, Tuesday night's highly exclusive
White Party. Wear white and prepare to be debauched. You'll be shocked and
amazed at the parade of stars, former stars, and future stars. Can't afford
the cover charge? That's OK, the door bitch will give YOU da moné! Already
on the guest list are Nelly, Britney, Christina, Justin, Demi and Ashton,
and YOU, if you're in white or willing to be nude.

The Beaucoup Bucks Camp has participated in Burning Man-like events since
November 2002.  Its members include rock stars, scientists, CEOs, royalty,
socialites and other beautiful people.  Most of the year they are located in
New York City.