Profession and titles:
Mad Genius
Extreme Scientist
World-Renowned Speculative Inventor
Advisor to World Leaders, Captains of Industry and Invading Extraterrestrials
Chair, Department of Transgressive Sciences, Miskatonic University
Adjunct Professor, Department of Atomic Zoology, Polygnostic University
Involuntary Professor, Department of Future Development, TimeMindSystemsIX
Author, They Called me Mad!
VP, Design, MegaMech Systems
Designed best-selling Li'l Frankenstein Lab doll set
Vice President, Beaucoup Bucks Camp
Eyes: Hazelish
Height: 6'4"
Star Sign: Canis
Favorite Color: Deep Violet (approx. 400nm)
Financial Origin: Lucrative Contracts with Suspicious Characters
Personal Stats: Although still in the prime of his scientific life, Dr. John Clavis has made a name for himself with his revolutionary approach and numerous technological breakthroughs in such fields as trinodal matter recession and bionuclear egology. Already featured a record seven times on the cover of Mad Sciences Journal, Dr. Clavis recently turned heads at the annual "Tampering in God's Domain" Symposium in Los Angeles when he turned a centerpiece ice sculpture into a bioactive hydroalgae cephacolony that ate several meals and a busboy before evaporating! His inventions and advice to the rich and powerful have made Dr. Clavis a superstar in the questionable sciences *and* in high society (ask him about the Mind Orb!), but he's still the same obsessed, violently monomaniacal extreme scientist he's always been!
Favorite Beverage: dihydrogen monoxide with carbon dioxide
Vehicle of Choice: Antigravity pod (with luxury fittings)
Pet Names: Dr. Cletus; Dr. Molecule; Clavis; Cletus; John; God; Professor
Position: Inverse to my Motion
Natural Habitat: Tampering with things mankind was not meant to know
