This reporter heard throught the grapevine that someone in the notoriously rich Beaucoup Bucks Camp slipped Mayor Mike (Bloomberg) a few bills
recently to designate March 6, 2004 as Fashionably Late Day in NYC. I was told that
this is the day that you display what is fashionable and what is not, even
if you are too late to say so during Fashion Week... So break out the MC Hammer Pants, the
Members Only jackets, even last summer's Louis Vuitton bag.. Cause, on this day, it's
quite fashionable.. eh.. late..
I find this development really suspicious, especially with taking note on the social
calendar that on that very day miss halo 5 designs
will be unveiling the latest collection entitled OBNOXIOUS, a follow up to
the "What?!" collection, at a Whiskey and Whores - loving venue in the Lower
East Side. When asked about this collection at the exclusive Chez Moi Da Mone' nightclub
Sunday night, head designer (and noted President and Socialite of the BBC)
Quad, sipping a bottle (!!!) of Cristal, and in the company of Chez Moi regulars Martha
Stewart and Naomi Campbell, explained about her collection in such an obnoxious
manner (featured every colorful 4 letter word and hand signal known to man, her answering
her cell phone to take a call from P-Diddy's Baby Mother and a "Janet Jackson"
when Justin Timberlake
walked by the table) that I can't seem to print a description of what was said without
fully losing the meaning of what was exactly said. I think that I will attend
the show, just to try to make sense of what she stated.
Also, while in the bathroom of the Chez Moi, making out with the latest boy toy I met
minutes previous, I overheard some socialites in the other stall (powdering their noses
with Escobar PathMart's finest Domino from Williamsburg, no doubt) gossiping about some
plans of a Socialite and Social Climber takeover after the fashion show for those upper
class individuals that want to style and profile later that evening. It was hinted
that one dress well and bring a wallet and/or briefcase full of money to participate.
Don't have that? Be sure to hit on one of the upper crust folks at the
fashion show - this reporter is sure that they will have no problem slipping you a few
bills in your garters..
Stay tuned..
BBC Sued Over Club Ruckus
A woman filed a $5 million lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court against members of the
Beaucoup Bucks Camp, claiming a bouncer at the Manhattan nightclub, Chez Moi Da Mone,
refused her entrance into the club, the AP reports. April Winter of Queens, 29, said
that when she arrived to the club late one November evening, she was refused entrance by
the Bouncer. When approaching the Door Bitch, she was told that the club reached
capacity and to try the next day to get in. She seeks damages to cover pain and
suffering, the cost of her designer knock-off ensemble and future plastic surgery to be
named later. A unnamed partner in the Chez Moi calls the charges
"ridiculous", "uncalled for" and "quite a cheap way to get a free
ride". He added, "I can understand being hurt over being turned away from
the Chez Moi... But suing for plastic surgery? Come on.. If she really wanted
plastic surgery, she could've just filed an application for a BBC Plastic Surgery
Scholarship..".
Rich Dog Barking
Poopsie is the latest celeb pooch caught up in what looks like
a craze of putting pen to paper (or would that be paw to paper? Of course, we know
they really won't write the things. Do they?)
NYMMN reports that the beloved Lap Pooch of the BBC (full name - Nathaniel Hornblower III
- Boro President of the Beaucoup Bucks Camp) has been looking to find a home for his
memoirs since November. Tentatively titled "I Did Domino, Just To Tell The
Tail." he relives his experience as the only pooch at Burning Man 2003, his
relationship with the Beaucoup Bucks Camp members (quoted: "I will ruff up anyone
that steps to my pound. BBC's my dawgs!"), the truth about his owner (miss halo
5 designer, Quad), his Domino dependency issues and his recent kidnapping at the NYC
Decom. Poopsie is trying to get the book out by the end of this year.
Not to be out-done, Mikey Freefall has announced a little
tell-all volume of his own. Freefall's book, "Can You Hear Me Now? Good!"
has yet to be written, but FreeFall's people promises that he will dish the dirt on his
past affairs with socialites (like Paris Hilton.. But who HASN'T been with her??), his
philosophy in being a Wireless Entrepeneur, and overall, being a Quintessential Stud
Muffin of the BBC. The U.K. rights to the book were sold to a London division of
Random House. He is still looking for a publisher here in the U.S.
Rockin' Punk magazine reports SandraDee was devastated when ex-boyfriend Axl Ed was sentenced to 30 days behind bars for violating his probation by testing positive for Domino use. "Oh man, my Pooh Bear," a source said the famed face (of the infamously exclusive Chez Moi Da Mone club door) cried to a family member. "30 days in the can!" SandraDee's uncle Keith Richards said, "He's having a tough time of it in jail. He's in the general prison population, but if there are any problems he could be placed in protective custody. After all, he was the lover of a famous Door Bitch and still has strong ties to her." Richards added that after the legal issues with Axl are resolved, SandraDee is seriously considering making Axl move out of the poolhouse for good, if he can't commit to controlling his demons.
The 'Party Tips Well
A recent visit to a hole in the wall restaurant ended up pretty sweet for one server, after he served Kentucky born heiress Beckyparty and entourage last night. "They were quite kind. Inviting me to sit down with them and share a meal." Jason Patrick, 32, of The Bronx, recounts. "They were in a bit of a hurry later in the evening, so when I went back to the table, they were gone. However, a big stack of lewt was on the table to cover the bill." That big stack ended up paying their bill, along with everyone in the restaurant, with money to spare to tip the server $600. "Classy dame," Mr. Patrick, as he fans himself with the tip, said. "No joke on the tips!"