Profession and titles:
Oral Skillz Professional
Professor
Card-Carrying Mermaid
Mover and Shaker
(Officially) Extraordinary
Social Analyst, The Beaucoup Bucks Camp
Eyes: undescribably bleu-green
Height: 6 feet (when high-heel mules are kicked off to the side)"
Star Sign: Scorpio - did you have to ask?
Favorite Color: shimmer
Financial Origin: "Don't be RUDE! (Rumors of piracy, or early career "mistakes that paid off" are simply spawned from jealousy!) "
Personal Stats: "divorced from The Steve, pining away for one lost at sea, openly looking to be "cheered-up" "
Favorite Beverage: anything BLUE, DIRTY gin martinis, champagne (pink of course), and Boones.
Vehicle of Choice: " One in which my name is above and bigger than the other (ahem) actors, the directors, or producers. "
Pet Names: "Tim, he's a manx (I don't really DO dogs)"
Position: "Correct! (after all, I am a teacher) "
Natural Habitat: yachts, in front of a class of quivvering, frightened students, rockin'
