Welcome to the ONLY
Axis Tribute Page
NOTE: If you're feeling very generous and have a good hand on some graphics application, draw me some pictures (esp. backgrounds and the Axis logo) and e-mail them.
 
 
 
As you've probably already noticed, I'm a self-confessed Axis maniac.  I didn't know what to write the homepage about, so I thought of doing like everyone does, write about what they like.  And here it is, the ONLY tribute to a Maltese club, what do you mean "WHAT?" You don't know what Axis is?  Hmmmmmm....better get yourself informed.
 
 
 
Aaaaaaah! Axis.  Where music is the food of love, and Open Bars happen like shooting stars (when there are least people to notice them).   But we still love Axis, we still love it when Mr Chris Grech (Amen) jumps on the mic with his get-out-of-my-f****n-way-you-
filthy-bastard-i'm-the-king
-in-here look, turns on the mic, and shouts out 'Check, One, Two' (he always starts like that)......then, as politely as Axis has been reputedly known for in these last 9 years, he starts off by saying 'Welcome once again down to Axis...' and goes on entertaining the crowd.
 
 
Aaaaah! Axis, that's what we love it for, we just love it when hairy DJ Rob gets in the stand with his unmissible style, or when Ozi comes over to pay a visit and bores us Techno-heads with his oldies stuff, and excites all the lay-dees. But that's what we love Axis for.  Speaking about the lay-dees.   Where in the world can you find the women (AND men, huq hm) you find at Axis?  Ministry Of Sound in London? Tresor in Paris? Ecstacy-filled Ibizans? Blonde Usa Bimbos?  Nah, they're all gimmicks,  Malta is the place.  Beautiful mediterranean babes AND sexy dark hunks (at least that's what the foreigners say about the 'hunks'!), and they all come down to Axis.  Why?  Simple, Axis is worry-free...yeah! Worry free, just like your car detergent.  You go there, and you don't have to worry about going back out.  Just sit on the floor and the security will take you.
Speaking of security, another thing which Axis-goers like AND dislike for the same reasons in the same way.  God knows how many times I've been looked at menacingly by the 'gorillas' for stupid reasons, I quite like that, unless I'm trying to pull someone.
 
 
Ok ok, enough with the talk, let's get on to some useful stuff:
 
 
Comin' Up  <<< 
"Who's next Saturday's guest DJ?"
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Can't get in? Course you can! 
Official FAQ <<< 
That dreaded Axis Card!
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You like numbers? Big numbers?
 
 
 
For the record
I'm in NO WAY related to Axis itself, any of its subsidaries, contractors, owners, barmen/barmaids, security, DJs, builders, clerks, garden keepers, interior designers, sound engineers, amplification companies, lighting companies, water companies, beverage suppliers, ice-making machines vendors, car vendors, car manufacturing plants, neigbours, dogs, cats, birds, girlfriends, daughters, sisters, brothers, boyfriends, fathers, mothers, cousins, and private houses, I'm just a normal Axis Club member.
 
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