Friends Episode Guide -- Single Document Version
Updated March 29, 2000.
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Num Title Original Air Date
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101 Pilot 09/22/1994
102 The One With the Sonogram at the End 09/29/1994
103 The One With the Thumb 10/06/1994
104 The One With George Stephanopoulos 10/13/1994
105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent 10/20/1994
106 The One With the Butt 10/27/1994
107 The One With the Blackout 11/03/1994
108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice 11/10/1994
109 The One Where Underdog Gets Away 11/17/1994
110 The One With the Monkey 12/15/1994
111 The One With Mrs. Bing 01/05/1995
112 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas 01/12/1995
113 The One With the Boobies 01/19/1995
114 The One With the Candy Hearts 02/09/1995
115 The One With the Stoned Guy 02/16/1995
116 The One With Two Parts, part 1 02/23/1995
117 The One With Two Parts, part 2 02/23/1995
118 The One With All the Poker 03/02/1995
119 The One Where the Monkey Gets Away 03/09/1995
120 The One with the Evil Orthodontist 04/06/1995
121 The One with Fake Monica 04/27/1995
122 The One with the Ick Factor 05/04/1995
123 The One with the Birth 05/11/1995
124 The One where Rachel Finds Out 05/18/1995
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201 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend 09/21/1995
202 The One With the Breast Milk 09/28/1995
203 The One Where Heckles Dies 10/05/1995
204 The One With Phoebe's Husband 10/12/1995
205 The One With Five Steaks and and Eggplant 10/19/1995
206 The One With the Baby on the Bus 11/02/1995
207 The One Where Ross Finds Out 11/09/1995
208 The One With the List 11/16/1995
209 The One With Phoebe's Dad 12/14/1995
210 The One With Russ 01/04/1996
211 The One With The Lesbian Wedding 01/18/1996
212 The One After the Superbowl, Pt. I 01/28/1996
213 The One After the Superbowl, Pt. II 01/28/1996
214 The One With The Prom Video 02/01/1996
215 The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know 02/08/1996
216 The One Where Joey Moves Out 02/15/1996
217 The One Where Eddie Moves In 02/22/1996
218 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies 03/21/1996
219 The One Where Eddie Won't Go 03/28/1996
220 The One Where Old Yeller Dies 04/04/1996
221 The One With The Bullies 04/25/1996
222 The One With Two Parties 05/02/1996
223 The One With The Chicken Pox 05/09/1996
224 The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding 05/16/1996
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301 The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy 09/19/1996
302 The One Where No One's Ready 09/26/1996
303 The One With The Jam 10/03/1996
304 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel 10/10/1996
305 The One With Frank, Jr. 10/17/1996
306 The One With The Flashback 10/31/1996
307 The One With The Racecar Bed 11/07/1996
308 The One With The Giant Poking Device 11/14/1996
309 The One With The Football 11/21/1996
310 The One Where Rachel Quits 12/12/1996
311 The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister 01/09/1997
312 The One With All The Jealousy 01/16/1997
313 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Friends 01/30/1997
314 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner 02/06/1997
315 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break 02/13/1997
316 The One The Morning After 02/20/1997
317 The One Without The Ski Trip 03/06/1997
318 The One With The Hypnosis Tape 03/13/1997
319 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt 03/27/1997
320 The One With The Dollhouse 04/10/1997
321 The One With a Chick. And a Duck. 04/17/1997
322 The One With The Screamer 04/24/1997
323 The One With Ross's Thing 05/01/1997
324 The One With The Ulitmate Fighting Champion 05/08/1997
325 The One At The Beach 05/15/1997
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401 The One With The Jellyfish 09/25/1997
402 The One With The Cat 10/02/1997
403 The One With The 'Cuffs 10/09/1997
404 The One With The Ballroom 10/16/1997
405 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 10/30/1997
406 The One With The Dirty Girl 11/06/1997
407 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line 11/13/1997
408 The One With Chandler In A Box 11/20/1997
409 The One Where They're Going To PARTY! 12/11/1997
410 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 12/18/1997
411 The One With Phoebe's Uterus 01/08/1998
412 The One With The Embryos 01/15/1998
413 The One With Rachel's Crush 01/29/1998
414 The One With Joey's Dirty Day 02/05/1998
415 The One With All The Rugby 02/26/1998
416 The One With The Fake Party 03/19/1998
417 The One With The Free Porn 03/26/1998
418 The One With Rachel's New Dress 04/02/1998
419 The One With All The Haste 04/09/1998
420 The One With All The Wedding Dresses 04/16/1998
421 The One With The Invitation 04/23/1998
422 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 04/30/1998
423 The One With Ross's Wedding, part 1 05/07/1998
424 The One With Ross's Wedding, part 2 05/07/1998
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501 The One After Ross Says Rachel 09/24/1998
502 The One With All The Kissing 10/01/1998
503 The One With The Triplets 10/08/1998
504 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS 10/15/1998
505 The One With The Kips 10/29/1998
506 The One With The Yeti 11/05/1998
507 The One Where Ross Moves In 11/12/1998
508 The One With All The Thanksgivings 11/19/1998
509 The One With Ross's Sandwich 12/10/1998
510 The One With The Inappropriate Sister 12/17/1998
511 The One With All The Resolutions 01/07/1999
512 The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 01/21/1999
513 The One With Joey's Bag 02/04/1999
514 The One Where Everybody Finds Out 02/11/1999
515 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 02/18/1999
516 The One With The Cop 02/25/1999
517 The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss 03/18/1999
518 The One Where Rachel Smokes 04/08/1999
519 The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 04/22/1999
520 The One With The Ride-Along 04/29/1999
521 The One With The Ball 05/06/1999
522 The One With Joey's Big Break 05/13/1999
523 The One In Vegas, Part 1 05/20/1999
524 The One In Vegas, Part 2 05/20/1999
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601 The One After Vegas 09/23/1999
602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel 09/30/1999
603 The One With Ross's Denial 10/07/1999
604 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance 10/14/1999
605 The One With Joey's Porsche 10/21/1999
606 The One On The Last Night 11/04/1999
607 The One Where Phoebe Runs 11/11/1999
608 The One With Ross's Teeth 11/18/1999
609 The One Where Ross Got High 11/25/1999
610 The One With The Routine 12/16/1999
611 The One With The Apothecary Table 01/06/2000
612 The One With The Joke 01/13/2000
613 The One With Rachel's Sister 02/03/2000
614 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry 02/10/2000
615 The One Where It Could Have Been, part 1 02/17/2000
616 The One Where It Could Have Been, part 2 02/17/2000
First Season Plots
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- Rachel leaves Barry at the alter and moves in with Monica. Monica goes on a date with Paul
the wine guy, who turns out to be less than sincere. Ross is depressed about his failed marriage.
Joey compares women to ice cream. Everyone watches Spanish soaps. Ross reveals his high school crush on Rachel.
102 The One With the Sonogram at the End
- Ross finds out his ex-wife (Carol) is pregnant, and he has to attend the sonogram along with Carol's lesbian
life-partner, Susan. Ugly Naked Guy gets a thigh-master. Ross and Monica's parents come for dinner, which stresses
Monica out. Ross and Rachel console each other. Rachel returns the ring to Barry, who is much less upset about the
break-up than expected.
103 The One With the Thumb
- Ross discovers the fate of his childhood pet, Chichi. Chandler starts smoking again; when the group complains,
he diverts their attention to their own faults. Phoebe gets money she doesn't want; she complains and gets more; she
gives it away and gets a can of soda in return... which contains a thumb. The beverage company gives
her $7000. Monica's new boyfriend (Alan) is a hit with her friends, but Monica's not too sure.
104 The One With George Stephanopoulos
- Ross, upset about it being the anniversary of his first time with Carol, goes to a hockey
game with Chandler and Joey and gets a puck in the face; they end up at the hospital, where Ross
reveals that Carol is the only woman he's even been intimate with. Rachel gets a visit from
her old friends, which depresses her about her life. The women have a slumber party, which isn't
very fun until they spy on George Stephanopoulos.
105 The One With The East-German Laundry Detergent
- Chandler and Phoebe decide to break up with Janice and Tony on the same
night; Phoebe's goes really well but Chandler has a harder time. Ross arranges
to do laundry with Rachel and Monica; Monica cancels, leaving just the two of
them; Rachel reveals she's never done laundry before... and accidentally dyes
all her white clothes pink. Joey wants his ex-girlfriend (Angela) to break up with her
boyfriend (Bob), so he arranges for Monica and him to double date with them... but
he tells Monica that Angela and Bob are siblings. Ugly Naked Guy lays kitchen tile.
Janice buys Chandler Bullwinkle socks. Rachel is so happy about her laundry experience
that she kisses Ross.
106 The One With the Butt
- Everyone attends Joey's new musical, Freud! While there, Chandler
meets a beautiful and exotic woman, Aurora, and begins dating her. Joey gets
picked up by the Estelle Leonard Talent Agency, which gets him a job as Al Pacino's
butt double. However, he loses the job by overacting. Rachel cleans the apartment
by herself for the first time; however, she moves the green ottoman, which starts
Monica obsessing. Chandler finds out Aurora is married and already has
another boyfriend. When she picks up still another, Chandler isn't sure he can take it.
107 The One With the Blackout
- New York City is blacked out (due to a mishap on Mad About You). Chandler is
trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. The rest of the gang hangs out at Monica and
Rachel's apartment. Ugly Naked Guy lights a bunch of candles and has a slight accident.
While trying to share his feelings with Rachel, Ross is attacked by a cat. While searching
for the cat's owner, Rachel and Phoebe meet "the Weird Man", known in later episodes as
Mr. Heckles. He tries to claim the cat, but it obviously isn't his. The cat turns out to
belong to Paolo, an Italian hunk who lives in the building and doesn't speak much English.
108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice
- Chandler finds out a lot of people think he's gay when they first meet
him; he tries to find out why. Paolo gives Rachel calls and shoes from Rome.
Ross and Monica's grandmother dies... twice; At the funeral, Joey watches a
football game on a portable TV; Ross falls into an open grave and hurts his
back, then gets a bit loopy on muscle relaxers. Monica tries to deal with her
mother's criticisms.
109 The One Where Underdog Gets Away
- Joey poses for a health poster, but later finds out he's become the V.D.
poster boy. Ross finds out Susan is reading to the unborn baby and decides he
must, too. Ross and Monica plan their own Thanksgiving dinner because their
parents are away; Phoebe joins them, because she celebrates with her grandmother
and her grandmother's boyfriend... in December... because he's lunar; Joey joins
in because his family thinks he has V.D.; Monica has to make three kinds of
potatoes. Chandler plans to boycott Thanksgiving because his parents announced
their divorce on that day; Rachel has plans to go to Vale to be with her family.
The Underdog balloon breaks free during the parade; everyone goes to the roof
to watch but they get locked out of Monica's apartment; the dinner is burned and
Rachel misses her flight. Everyone ends up eating Chandler's cheese sandwiches
and Funyuns for Dinner. Ugly Naked Guy has Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked
Gal, and there's Ugly Naked Dancing.
110 The One With the Monkey
- Ross gets a monkey named Marcel. Everyone makes a pact not to bring dates to their New
Years Eve Party. While performing at Central Perk, Phoebe confronts some noisy boys and
ends up dating one of them: David, Scientist Guy. Their relationship develops well
until he gets offered a grant to go to Minsk, and doesn't know what to do. Everyone
breaks the no-date pact except Ross; Phoebe brings David, Joey brings Sandy, someone he met
while working as an elf in a department store; Rachel plans to bring Paolo, who's flying
in earlier than expected; Chandler snaps and asks Janice; Monica invites Fun Bobby;
Ross just brings Marcel. However, no one ends up with their date (or monkey) at midnight.
111 The One With Mrs. Bing
- Monica and Phoebe distract an attractive guy who then gets hit by a car
and ends up in a coma; they both take care of him in the hospital but begin
getting very competitive and possessive over him. Chandler's mom (who embarrasses
Chandler with her forwardness) is on Jay Leno and then pays Chandler a visit. Paolo
returns from Rome. Mrs. Bing takes everyone out to dinner... and ends up kissing Ross.
Mrs. Bing gives Rachel advice on writing romance novels. Ross tells Chandler about the
kiss and convinces him to confront his mother about his feelings.
112 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas
- Everyone hums the theme from The Odd Couple. Monica is stuck with
a dozen lasagnas because she didn't know they were supposed to be vegetarian.
Paolo and Rachel prepare for their first weekend away together; Paolo makes a
pass at Phoebe, which ends his relationship with Rachel. Phoebe makes the best
oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world. Joey and Chandler have to get a new table,
but can't agree on which one; they end up with a foosball table; Monica rules the
foosball field. Carol finds out the gender of the baby, but Ross doesn't want to
know... even though everyone else knows.
113 The One with the Boobies
- Chandler accidentally walks in on Rachel after a shower and sees her breasts,
leading to a series of shower peepings. Phoebe's new psychiatrist boyfriend, Roger,
depresses and angers everyone. Joey finds out his dad has been having an affair with Ronni,
a pet mortician, for six years; he insists his dad either break it off or confess, but it turns out
his mom already knew--and didn't want it to stop.
114 The One with the Candy Hearts
- Ross goes on a date with a Kristen, a woman from his apartment building; Carol and Susan show up at the same
restaurant; Susan gets paged and leaves; Ross pays so much attention to Carol that he doesn't even notice his date
has gone. Joey can't go out with his date, Lorraine, unless he brings a friend for her friend; Chandler agrees to go,
but the date turns out to be Janice; Somehow they end up together again; Janice buys Chandler candy hearts for Valentines
Day; Chandler breaks up with her--again. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel have a cleansing ritual to rid themselves of bad luck
with men, which turns into a small fire; Fireman guys come to the rescue.
115 The One with the Stoned Guy
- Chandler gets offered a promotion at work but turns it down because he doesn't like his career; his boss, however,
keeps offering more money until Chandler accepts; he spends the day showing off his new office to Phoebe and his night
working late. A client of Phoebe's needs a new head-chef, so Monica auditions for him; unfortunately, he's stoned and the
evening is a disaster. Ross goes out with Celia, a woman from the museum, who wants him to talk dirty; it's a skill he
hasn't quite mastered... at first.
116 The One with the Two Parts, part 1
- Chandler and Joey meet Ursula, Phoebe's twin sister; Joey begins dating Ursula, but that bothers Phoebe, who doesn't
get along with her sister very well. Ross attends Lamaze class with Carol and Susan; Carol isn't sure she can go through
with the delivery; Ross realizes he's really going to be a father. Chandler can't bear to fire an employee he's attracted to,
so he starts to date her and tells everyone else she's mentally unbalanced, so it isn't safe to fire her; she begins to notice
people treating her oddly, so Chandler has to come clean. Ross has trouble controlling his monkey, Marcel, who switches Monica's
TV into Spanish mode; no one can figure out how to switch it back. Mr. Heckles could have cats. Jamie and Fran (from Mad
About You) make an appearance in Central Perk. Rachel finally gets around to taking down the Christmas lights, but falls off
the balcony in the process, and ends up hanging upside down outside Mr. Heckles' window.
117 The One with the Two Parts, part 2
- Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Rachel has no insurance, so she and Monica switch identities--a tricky situation that
is made worse when two cute doctors (guest stars George Clooney and Noah Wyle) ask them on dates; Monica and Rachel start arguing and end up listing all their worst qualities
in front of their dates. Ross worries about whether he can be a good father; he seeks comfort from his friends and advice from his
father. Joey continues to date Ursula, which interferes with his friendship with Phoebe--he misses her birthday; however, when Ursula
stands Joey up and won't return his calls, Phoebe talks to her and finds out she isn't even planning to tell Joey it's over; Phoebe
pretends to be Ursula so she can let him down nicely--a ruse which doesn't last. Marcel chokes on scrabble tiles and has to be rushed
to the hospital; Ross realizes he can cope with the responsibilities of parenthood. Ugly Naked Guy has a hula-hoop.
118 The One with All the Poker
- Rachel, tired of being a waitress, sends out resumes; she gets an interview with Saks Fifth Avenue. Ross pines for Rachel.
The girls decide they want in on the guys' poker games; reluctantly, the guys accept. The girls don't do so well, but they want
a rematch. Monica's competative side comes out... she may have thrown a plate once during a Pictionary game, but she insists
it was an accident. Monica inlists the help of her Aunt Iris to give them some poker tips; the girls still don't do so well.
Then at the third game, the girls are going down again. Rachel gets some bad news about the job for which she's been interviewing,
and gets aggressive at cards; she taunts Ross into a high stakes hand... and he lets her win because he wants to see her happy.
119 The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
- Rachel finds out Barry is engaged to Mindy, her former bridesmaid; she begins to show interest in dating again, so Ross
decides to ask her out. However, before he gets the chance, she loses Marcel while monkey-sitting, which temporarily drives a
wedge between them. Mr. Heckles is missing a waffle and saw Regis Philbin once. Rachel, not knowing Marcel is a illegal exotic
animal, calls Animal Control; the animal-catcher turns out to be Luisa, who went to high-school with Monica and Rachel. Luisa's
memories of high school aren't favorable toward Rachel, so she decides not to cut them any breaks. While looking for Marcel,
Joey and Chandler meet some hot girls (Samantha and Tia) with a broken radiator. Luisa tries to shoot Marcel with a tranquilizer but hits Phoebe
instead. A delivery of bananas leads everyone to Mr. Heckles apartment; he claims the monkey as his own until Luisa shows up.
Rachel pleads with Luisa to let Ross keep Marcel, but it's only the threat of reporting her for shooting Phoebe that convinces
her. Ross and Rachel finally sit down for some wine, but before Ross can ask Rachel out, Barry barges in, saying he's still in love with her.
120 The One with the Evil Orthodontist
- The gang argues the virtues of Mr. Peanut and Mr. Salty. Someone is peeping into the
apartment building with a telescope; Joey discovers it's a woman, and that she's very
complimentary. Ugly Naked Guy gets gravity boots. Chandler has a good first date with Daniel
and then obsesses about trying to call her again without seeming too needy. Rachel ends up
sleeping with Barry instead of telling him to get lost; but after she and Mindy (Barry's fiance')
get together and talk, Rachel decides Barry is evil. Joey has a one-track mind after Rachel mentions
that her best friend, Mindy, taught her to kiss. Ross does a crossword puzzle.
121 The One with Fake Monica
- Monica's credit card is stolen; after seeing the credit card statement,
Monica decides the thief lives her life better than she does. She meets 'Fake
Monica' at a dance class which was charged to her card, and suprisingly they
become friends. As Mononna, she and Fake Monica have a great time... until Fake
Monica is arrested. Ross' monkey, Marcel, reaches sexual maturing and starts humping
everything in site; Ross has to find a zoo in which to put his pet. Joey tries to
chose a stage name.
122 The One with the Ick Factor
- Rachel has sex dreams--first about Chandler, then Chandler and Joey, and
finally about Ross. Phoebe looks for supplemental income, and works part time as
Chandler's secretary. This leads to Chandler's discover that the people at the
office don't like him anymore... and they even mimic his unique way of talking.
Monica dates Ethan, a younger man who turns out to be even younger than she thought;
she breaks up with him because it's just too icky. Ross gets a beeper so Carol
can page him when she goes into labor; after several false alarms, he gets beeped
for the real thing, and everyone heads to the hospital.
123 The One with the Birth
- Everyone arrives at the hospital for Carol's delivery. Ross and Susan fight; Rachel flirts with the
doctor... for a while; Phoebe sings and makes a lot of sense; Joey helps a single mother
(Lydia) give birth; Monica yearns for a baby of her own; Chandler tries to comfort her,
but isn't totally successful. The baby is named Ben, after Phoebe.
124 The One Where Rachel Finds Out
- Joey participates in a fertility study, but things get hard when he has
to avoid intimacy with Melanie, his new fruit-basket-making girlfriend. The gang
has a barbecue, but Ross only shows up long enough to drop off Rachel's birthday present
and announce he's going to China to get a bone for the museum. Later, while Rachel opens
her presents, Chandler lets slip that Ross is in love with her; she goes to the airport to
catch him before he leaves, but just misses him. While he's gone, she debates what to do
do. Finally, she decides to go for it and goes to the airport for his return. Unknown
to her, however, Ross has become involved with another woman during his week in China.
Second Season Plots
201 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend
- Rachel, ready to reveal her feelings to Ross, meets him at the airport;
her plans fall apart, however, when she finds out about his new girlfriend, Julie.
Chandler, already feeling guilty about revealing Ross's feelings to Rachel, now feels
worse that he encouraged Ross to forget about her. The gang watches Sumo Wrestling.
Phoebe gives Joey and Chandler haircuts; Monica wants one, too. Phoebe is reluctant because
of Monica's picky nature, but finally gives in. Monica wants a cut like Demi Moore;
unfortunately Phoebe confuses "Demi" with "Dudley". Chandler needs a suit made,
and Joey refers him to the family tailor; while getting measured for pants,
Chandler gets a little more attention than he bargained for. Ross sickens everyone
(especially Rachel) with his constant gushing for Julie. In Rachel's depression, she sleeps
with Paolo again.
202 The One With the Breast Milk
- Carol breastfeeds Ben, causing Joey and Chandler discomfort. However, even stronger
reactions occur when Ross is taking care of Ben and Phoebe checks the temperature of the
bottled breast milk by tasting it. Julie invites Monica to go shopping; Rachel finds out
and feels betrayed. Joey's status as the Bijan Cologne Man is threatened when his department
store hires someone to be the Hombre Man. Rachel tries to be nicer to Julie, but is less
than sincere.
203 The One Where Heckles Dies
- Chandler breaks up with a woman because her nostrils are too big--yet another
superficial reason to avoid a real relationship. Mr. Heckles complains again about
the noise--it's disturbing his birds (he could have birds). Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey
impersonate Janice. Mr. Heckles dies, apparently while hitting his ceiling with a broom
because of the noise from above. Phoebe doesn't believe in evolution, which bothers Ross
enough that he feels he has to convince her of the theory. Rachel and Monica inherit
all of Mr. Heckles earthly possesions; while clearing out his apartment, they discover
that Heckles was quite a funny guy in his time. Chandler is upset to find how much he has
in common with Mr. Heckles, and in his determination not to die alone, he calls Janice...
only to find out that she's married and pregnant. While trying to decide which of Heckles'
things to keep, Rachel realizes that Monica doesn't consider the apartment to be "their" apartment.
204 The One With Phoebe's Husband
- Phoebe turns out to be married to Duncan, a gay friend who needed a
green card. Phoebe did love him, and finds those feelings returning. Now
(six years later) he's back and needs a divorce. Turns out he's not
gay, and is getting married to someone else. The revelation of Phoebe's secret
marriage prompts several other discoveries: The underwear on the telephone pole
outside is Monica's, from when she had sex with Fun Bobby on the terrace; Chandler
has a third nipple; Joey was in a porn movie (which they then watch). Ross is
nervous about the prospect of having sex for the first time with Julie. He
approaches Rachel for advice; her own interest in Ross keeps her from being
completely honest, and she tries her best to see that it doesn't happen.
205 The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant
- Chandler gets calls from an intriguing woman (Jade) looking for someone
named Bob. On the phone, he pretends to be Bob and arranges to meet her, so
he can console her when "Bob" stands her up. Their relationship seems to be
going very well, until she calls "Bob" back and complains of Chandler's sexual
inadequacies. Chandler plans a big birthday hoopla for Ross, but the expense
involved touches a nerve with Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel, who don't make as
much money as the others. Monica, Chandler, and Ross celebrate his birthday
by attending Hootie and the Blowfish in concert; they end up partying backstage
afterwards with the band. Monica gets a new position as Head Lunch Chef, also
in charge of purchasing, who has her own little desk (when Roland's not there),
and a beeper. However, she is soon fired for accepting a gift from the restaurant's
new meat supplier.
206 The One With the Baby on the Bus
- Ben always cries when he's near Monica. Ross has an allergic reaction
to Monica's Kiwi Lime Pie; his tongue swells up and he has to go to the hospital.
Chandler and Joey take care of Ben for the day, but accidentally leave him
on a city bus while meeting women. They retrieve him from Human Services, but
are a little unsure whether they've got the right baby. Phoebe is displaced
when Terry, the manager of Central Perk, hires Stephanie, a professional singer,
to play at the coffee house. Rachel arranges for Phoebe to play after Stephanie,
but Phoebe feels slighted because, unlike Stephanie, she won't be getting paid.
She becomes a street musician, outside Central Perk.
207 The One Where Ross Finds Out
- Chandler realizes he's put on some weight, so he agrees to let Monica
be his personal fitness trainer. The results are great, but Monica is a bit
too intense for Chandler's liking. Phoebe's dating a guy she really likes,
but is perplexed that they haven't had sex yet. Ross and Julie plan to get a
cat together. Rachel has her first real date since finding out about Ross'
feelings for her. She spends the whole date obsessing about Ross and Julie,
and drinking too much wine. While drunk, she leaves Ross a message saying
she's over him. The next morning, Ross retrieves his messages while at Rachel's
apartment. Confronted with the truth at such an inconvenient time, Ross can't
deal with it and leaves. Later, they argue, and Ross says it's too late, because
he's with Julie now; he leaves again. However, he comes right back and kisses her.
208 The One With the List
- Chandler gets a new computer. Ross is depressed about having to chose between
Julie and Rachel. Chandler suggests they make a list of pros and cons, which
somehow never makes it past the cons. Ross choses Rachel, but then she finds
the list and decides she doesn't want to be with Ross anymore. Monica's finds
a new job creating recipes for Mockolate, a synthetic chocolate substitute.
209 The One With Phoebe's Dad
- Ugly Naked Guy decorates his tree. Monica and Rachel, low on funds, make cookies to give
instead of cash as holiday tips to the paperboy, the mailman, the superintendent, etc. Then
they receive mangled papers and smashed packages; when their heater won't turn off and the
super doesn't fix it, they fear he's also upset about not getting cash. Despite the heat, Rachel
and Monica have a big Christmas party. Ross tries to make amends with Rachel. He tells her to
make a list about him, so she does; he obsesses about her complaints. Phoebe discovers that
everything she thought she knew about her biological father (including his picture) is a lie.
Her grandmother knows where he lives, and it's not far. Phoebe (accompanied by Chandler and
Joey) goes to visit him, but eventually decides she's not ready. Chandler and Joey have to do
their Christmas shopping late on Christmas eve.
210 The One With Russ
- Joey gets bad reviews for his latest play and decides to quit show
business... until his agent gets him an audition for a soap opera. He finds out,
however, that he'd have to sleep with the casting director to get the part.
Monica starts dating Fun Bobby again; she notices he seems to have a drinking
problem. She confronts him and he decides to quit, after which Monica notices
he's no longer any fun. Rachel dates Russ, who bears a striking resemblence
to Ross.
211 The One With The Lesbian Wedding
- Carol and Susan are getting married; Ross doesn't want to attend, but
when Carol's parent's don't approve of the wedding, Ross convinces her that
she should do it anyway, and he gives away the bride. Or rather, one of the
brides. Monica caters the wedding, but falls behind and recruits everyone to
help. Joey's begins appearing in Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Ramoray.
One of Phoebe's customer's dies on the massage table, and her spirit enter's
Phoebe's body so she can attend to unfinished business. Rachel's mother comes
to visit, then announces she's thinking about leaving Rachel's father. Ugly
Naked Guy plays the Cello.
212 The One After the Superbowl, Pt. I
- A TV commercial featuring a Monkey reminds Ross of Marcel. Ross decides
to visit Marcel at the San Diego Zoo, since he's going to a convention in Los
Angeles. Once there, he is told by a zoo representative that Marcel has died;
however, an eccentric zoo keeper tells him Marcel was stolen and put into show
business. Ross' search leads him back to New York, where Marcel is filming
Virus II: The Virus Takes Manhattan. Joey begins dating Erika, a stalker
who thinks he's really his soap opera character, Dr. Drake Ramoray. Phoebe dates
Rob, a guy who hires her to sing songs for children at the library. Her songs
are a little too real for the kids' parents. She gets fired, but all the kids
come to the coffee house so they can still hear her.
213 The One After the Superbowl, Pt. II
- The gang spends time on Marcel's movie set. Ross has a hard time getting
time or attention from Marcel. Chandler bumps into Susie Moss, a girl he knew
in the fourth grade, whom he embarrased by lifting her skirt during the class
play. She comes on really strong but it turns out to be an elaborate scheme
to get back at him. Monica and Rachel see Jean-Claude Van Damme; when Rachel
tries to get him interested in Monica, he asks Rachel out instead, causing a
rift between the roommates. Joey gets a small part in the movie but doesn't
perform too well.
214 The One With The Prom Video
- Joey, now earning money, gives Chandler an expensive (and gaudy) gold bracelet.
Joey is hurt when he finds out Chandler doesn't like it. Monica has a job interview
with a restaurant manager who has a salad fetish. Rachel's starting to date again,
which prompts Ross to interfere... until she makes it clear that they are never going
to get together. Phoebe shares her "lobster" theory. Jack and Judy Geller come by to
drop off some of Monica's things; they're turning her room into a gym. Monica tells
them about losing her job, but she just can't get the courage to ask them for money.
Amongst Monica's items from home is a video of herself and Rachel preparing for their
Senior Prom. Rachel's pre-surgery nose, Monica's large stature, and Ross' "Mr. Kotter"
look are featured. In the video, Rachel's date doesn't show up and she's distraught
about having to miss her own Prom. Ross prepares to take her, but just before this
is revealed, Rachel's date shows up. Rachel, watching the video for the first time,
is so moved by Ross' compassion for her that she forgives him for "the list" and kisses
him passionately. Monica discovers some unexpected footage of her parents at the end of the video tape.
215 The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
- Joey buys a big screen TV and two leather reclining chairs; he and Chandler
don't move from them for days. Phoebe helps Monica cater a party at the home
of Dr. Richard Burke, an old friend of the Gellers, who recently divorced.
Despite their age difference, Richard and Monica begin dating. Ross and Rachel
begin dating. One of their dates is interrupted when Ross is paged to the museum.
By the time he's done with work, their plans are ruined, so they spend the
night together in the museum.
216 The One Where Joey Moves Out
- Chandler and Joey attend a party thrown by one of the other actors on Days of Our Lives.
He happens to be moving out, so he offers to let Joey have his apartment. Having never lived alone,
Joey decides to take him up on it, which disheartens Chandler. Phoebe and Rachel decide to get tattoos;
their decision is complicated by the facts that Ross doesn't like tattoos and Phoebe doesn't like needles.
Ross, Monica, and Richard go to Jack Geller's birthday party. Everyone is buzzing with rumors of Richard's
young new girlfriend (also known as his "twinkie in the city"). Monica hides in the bathtub; her parents
come into the bathroom and fool around. Later, Monica reveals her relationship with Richard to her parents.
217 The One Where Eddie Moves In
- Joey shows his friends his new apartment, which (unfortunately) he decorated himself.
A record producers signs Phoebe to make a video of Smelly Cat, but dubs
in someone else's voice. Monica is annoyed that Ross is around so much; they fight like typical
siblings. Chandler and Joey miss each other, but neither one will admit it.
Chandler gets a new roommate, Eddie, who seems like a great guy. Joey is jealous,
and he and Chandler fight like a typical couple. Chandler finds out that he
does really have that much in common with Eddie after all.
218 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
- Chandler's roommate, Eddie, begins to show signs of instability: He's
obsessed with his ex-girlfriend; he accuses Chandler of sleeping with her, and of
killing his fish. Richard wonders how many men Monica's been with, after Phoebe
announces that it's been "a lot." This leads Ross and Rachel to a similar discussion.
Monica has Richard sleep over on the same night that Rachel has Ross sleep over.
Unfortunately, there's only one condom in the apartment. Joey's claim in Soap
Opera Digest that he writes a lot of his own lines angers the show's writer, who
decides to have Dr. Ramoray fall down an elevator shaft.
219 The One Where Eddie Won't Go
- Chandler wakes in the night to find Eddie watching him sleep; they argue
and Eddie agrees to leave. The next day, Eddie goes on a fruit drying kick and
has no recollection of their previous conversation. Variations of this happened
day after day. Joey's pride won't let him try out for small roles, but his
mounting debts (and Ross) slowly convince him otherwise. Joey makes good use of
his "Word of the Day" toilet paper. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe read a female
empowerment book, Be Your Own Windkeeper, which has even more detrimental
effects on their relationships with each other than it does on their relationships
with men. Joey moves back in with Chandler, which allows Chandler to take advantage
of Eddie's faulty memory, and finally be rid of him.
220 The One Where Old Yeller Dies
- Phoebe discovers that her mother used to shield her from the sad parts
of movies, like Old Yeller. She rents all the movies her mother used to
show her, and gets rather depressed and pessimistic. Ross, bothered that he's
missing significant steps in Ben's development, takes Ben for a weekend. Ben
says his first words. At Monica's request, Chandler and Joey start spending
time hanging out with Richard. Then they try to be more like Richard: Joey
smokes cigars and Chandler grows a mustache. Richard starts to talk and dress
like Chandler. They end up spending too much time together, until Richard
discovers they view him as a father figure, rather than one of the guys. Rachel
finds out that Ross has his future with her all planned out, and she panics.
221 The One With The Bullies
- Monica notices a stock with her initials (MEG), and decides to try to make
a living on the stock market rather than take a demeaning job at a 50's theme
diner. She doesn't do so well. Phoebe decides it's time to meet her father, but
accidentally runs over his dog. After getting it back from the vet, she delivers
it home, only to find that Frank Buffay hasn't been there for four years. However,
she discovers she has a half-brother, Frank Junior. Ross and Chandler get intimidated
out of their seats, a hat, and the coffee shop, by a couple of bullies. As they're about
to have a final showdown, someone steals from all of them, so Ross, Chandler,
and the bullies band together to kick butt.
222 The One With Two Parties
- Rachel's surprise birthday party is split in two to keep her divorcing
parents from running into each other. Monica makes flan instead of cake. Phoebe
smuggles guests out of Monica's boring party and into Chandler and Joey's raging
celebration.
223 The One With The Chicken Pox
- Phoebe's Navy man (Ryan) is in town for two weeks, but their plans are
foiled because Phoebe has the chicken pox, and gives them to him as well. Monica
tapes oven mits to their hands so they won't scratch. Monica is releaved that
Richard thinks her neurotic behavior is endearing; but she's upset that he doesn't
seem to have any compulsive obsessions himself. Chandler gets Joey a job at his office,
and tells him to act like a processor. Joey takes it too far, and invents a
character, "Joseph," who has a wife and kids, and who causes quite a bit of
trouble for Chandler. Rachel is turned on by uniforms; Ross gets one.
224 The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding
- Joey has an audition for a movie directed by Warren Beatty; the part
involves kissing another man, and Joey tries to find one to practice with.
Rachel prepares to be the Maid of Honor at Mindy's wedding to Barry. The Bridesmaid's
dresses are hideous. Going to the wedding is even more painful than Rachel
expected. Her dress gets caught in her underwear, she finds out that Barry's
parents told everyone she was insane from Syphilis, and Barry and his best
man make jokes about her. But she finds the strength to stay. Chandler meets
a woman on the Internet; he really likes her. He finds out she's married, but
decides to meet her anyway. She turns out to be Janice. Monica asks Richard
about his plans for the future, and discovers he doesn't want to start having
kids again. While at Barry and Mindy's wedding, they decide their relationship
is over.
Third Season Plots
301 The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy
- Monica is dysfunctional because of her breakup with Richard. Joey can't stand having
Janice around all the time; she invites him on a "day of fun" so they can get to know each other.
Ross and Rachel talk about their fantasies; Rachel then tells Phoebe and Monica about Ross's Princess
Leia fantasy. Phoebe helps Monica try to relax. Ross and Chandler share personal information,
which leads to some unpleasant side effects for Ross. Mr. Geller shows up and comforts Monica.
302 The One Where No One's Ready
- Ross has an important night but no one else is ready to go. Joey and
Chandler fight about chairs and clothes. Joey spills humus on Phoebe's dress.
Monica hears an old message from Richard and thinks that it might be new; she
leaves him a message which she then tries to erase, but just makes it worse.
Rachel can't decide what to wear; Ross gets angry and Rachel decides not to
go... unless he drinks the fat.
303 The One With The Jam
- Joey falls while jumping on the bed and dislocates his arm. Monica tries
to stay busy to keep her mind off Richard. First, she makes a lot of jam, which
Joey loves. Second, she begins screen sperm donors--and runs into Joey's file.
Phoebe is followed by her sister's stalker (Malcolm)... then starts dating him.
Chandler seeks advice on relationships from Rachel and Ross. Ross secretly tells
him about the "hug and roll"--a maneuver designed to end the cuddling and give
you some space. Chandler tries it out but ends up dumping Janice on the floor.
304 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel
- Joey appears in an infomercial for the Milk Master 2000. Phoebe
forgets to tell Joey about an audition... but makes it up to him by calling the
casting director and pretending to be an agent; Joey asks her to represent him
full time. Ross has a hard time accepting that his son plays with a Barbi doll;
he tries to get him interested in more masculine toys. Chandler is scared of
the "tunnel" of commitment until Joey convinces him to face his fears... but then
Chandler overdoes it and scares Janice away for a while. Monica and Rachel welcome
Chandler to "their side of the tunnel" and console him with ice-cream.
305 The One With Frank, Jr.
- Joey gets carried away with a mailbox project and ends up building an
entertainment center--then gets sidetracked on Monica's bathroom floor. Phoebe
hangs out with her half-brother, Frank Jr., in hopes of getting to know him
better; he misunderstands when she tells him she gives people "massages and
stuff". The gang all consider what five celebrities would be on their "freebie
list"--people they can sleep with without anyone getting upset; Ross finally
narrows his list down by eliminating Isabella Rossellini... then he bumps into her.
306 The One With The Flashback
- Prompted by a question from Janice, the group has a flashback revealing events which
occurred three years earlier: Chandler searches for a roommate; Cute Naked Guy puts on
weight; Phoebe secretly moves out of Monica's apartment; The bar is closing to make way for
a coffee shop; Mr. Heckles could play the oboe; Rachel contemplates her upcoming marriage to
Barry; Mr. Heckles could be Chandler's new roommate; Ross is happy that Carol has found a
new friend -- Susan; One of the lifeguards dismantles a nuclear device; "Almost" relationships
are revealed between Joey and Monica, Monica and Chandler, Chandler and Rachel, Ross and
Phoebe.
307 The One With The Racecar Bed
- Monica and Phoebe shop at the store owned by Janice's soon-to-be-ex-husband,
and Monica ends up with the wrong bed. Rachel and Ross have dinner with her father,
which doesn't go well; the next day at brunch, Ross and Dr. Green find something to
bond over. Gunther broods over Rachel. Joey Teaches a class--"Acting for Soap Operas".
While trying to return the bed, Joey and Monica see Janice kissing her husband.
308 The One With The Giant Poking Device
- Phoebe avoids going to the dentist because whenever she goes, someone dies.
Joey tells Chandler about Janice kissing her husband, and Chandler confronts her. She must
chose between the two men she loves; it looks like she might choose Chandler, but he decides
he can't be responsible for breaking up her marriage. Ross has an emergency at the museum,
so Rachel takes care of Ben; Monica bangs Ben's head. Ugly Naked Guy has a new hammock, and looks
awfully still; the gang fashions a very long poking device out of chopsticks so they can make sure
he's not dead. Gunther continues to brood over Rachel.
309 The One With The Football
- The girls cook while the guys watch a football game on TV; all six decide to play football
together. Monica and Ross compete for the "Geller Cup." Joey and Chandler compete for a
Dutch girl. Rachel goes long. Phoebe flashes the other team.
310 The One Where Rachel Quits
- Gunther re-trains Rachel on how to be a waitress; she realizes it's time to quit working at the
coffee shop. Ross accidentally breaks a little girl's leg, and ends up selling Brown Bird Cookies
for her so she can go to Space Camp. Monica's childhood cookie habit returns. Joey gets a job
at a Christmas tree lot. Phoebe tries to come to terms with the cruelty of having a Christmas
tree.
311 The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
- Joey astounds the gang with a card trick. Chandler, depressed over his break-up with Janice, fools around with
one of Joey's sisters at Joey's birthday party; but afterward can't remember which sister; he visits the Tribianni family, hoping
to figure it out, but only gets himself into trouble--by kissing the wrong one. Rachel meets Mark, who gets her an interview at Bloomingdale's;
Ross worries about Mark's motives. Phoebe dates the noisy guy from upstairs, who seems to charm himself out of any situation.
312 The One With All The Jealousy
- Rachel has her first day on the job; Ross continues to be jealous about Mark.
Chandler arranges a bachelor party for his cousin. Joey gets an audition for a
Broadway musical, but he can't dance. Gunther pines for Rachel. Monica falls
for Julio, a co-worker at the diner who writes a poetry; he writes a poem for Monica which
isn't very flattering. Ross and Ben have a play date with the stripper from the
bachelor party, which makes Rachel jealous.
313 The One Where Monica And Richard Are Just Friends
- Monica and Richard have a chance meeting in a video store and decide to see each other as friends--but
it doesn't stop there. Phoebe dates Robert, a jock whose shorts are a little too revealing; Ross and
Chandler don't know how to tell him. Joey and Rachel read each other's favorite books: The Shining and
Little Women.
314 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner
- Phoebe's former singing partner (Leslie) performs at Central Perk and asks Phoebe if they can get back
together. They eventually do, but soon have problems when Leslie sells "Smelly Cat" to a kitty litter
company. Chandler meets a woman (Ginger) in the men's room and asks her out; coincidentally, Joey used to date her--
until an unfortunate incident occurred, involving her artificial leg. Chandler gets over the fact that she has an
artificial leg, but when Ginger learns he has a third nipple, she dumps him. Ross continues to struggle with Rachel's
career and her involvement with Mark. Chandler has his third nipple removed.
315 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
- Phoebe dates a diplomat who doesn't speak english; she convinces Monica
to double with them so the translator will have a date. Chandler and Joey gawk
at the Xerox girl, who invites them both to a dance club. Ross interrupts
Rachel's late night emergency at the office, leading to a fight; Rachel wants to
take a break. Ross goes to the club and ends up kissing the Xerox girl.
316 The One The Morning After
- Rachel is sorry about her fight with Ross; meanwhile, Ross wakes up with the Xerox girl; Chandler and
Joey convince Ross not to tell Rachel; Ross tries to make sure Rachel doesn't find out. Monica and Phoebe
try out a "painless" leg waxing kit. Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica get stuck in Monica's room
while Ross and Rachel try to work things out.
317 The One Without The Ski Trip
- Ross and Rachel's fighting causes the gang to try to hang out with them separately. Chandler, under stress because Ross and
Rachel's break-up reminds him of his parents divorce, starts smoking again. Rachel invites everyone but Ross to go skiing for the
weekend; they get locked out of the car at a rest stop; Rachel refuses to call Ross for help, so Monica and Phoebe do it behind her
back; he comes to their aid and then gets stuck because his battery dies. Ross interferes with Carol's and Susan's "Anniversary".
318 The One With The Hypnosis Tape
- Rachel gives Chandler a hypnosis tape to help him quit smoking; however, the tape was
designed for women--and it works all too well. Phoebe's brother, Frank, announces that he's getting
married--to his home economics teacher, who is much older; Phoebe tries to break it up and
enlists help from Ross and Joey. Monica gets asked out by a customer at the diner, who turns out
to be a millionaire; they go out for pizza... in Italy.
319 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt
- Monica continues to date Pete but is still not attracted to him; he
thinks she might change her mind. Joey gets a lead part in a play, but can't
stand the female lead... until he realizes he likes her. Mark asks Rachel
out. Rachel asks Ross to come over, but just so she can return some of his
stuff; Ross gets upset and demands all his stuff back, including a tiny
t-shirt that Rachel likes to sleep in. Later, Ross finds out Rachel is going on a date with Mark and spies
on them through Chandler's peep-hole. Phoebe ponders Spiderman.
320 The One With The Dollhouse
- Ross and Monica's Aunt Silvia passes away and leaves a beautiful dollhouse
to Monica; Monica invites Phoebe to play with it but then doesn't like Phoebe's
ideas; Phoebe makes her own dollhouse, but it catches fire. Joey yearns for
Kate, but since he can't have her, he goes out with her understudy; things
get hot between Joey and Kate during rehearsal, however, and they end up sleeping
together... but it means more to Joey than it does to Kate. Rachel sets Chandler up
on a date with her boss; she likes him, but he thinks she's a big dull dud; Chandler
tells her he'll call even though he doesn't intend to.
321 The One With a Chick. And a Duck.
- The diner where Monica works puts their staff on roller-skates; Monica crashes
into Rachel while skating; Rachel's injuries are worse than first believed. Pete buys a
restaurant and offers Monica a job as head chef; she's unsure whether to take it, since
she still isn't attracted to Pete. Pete makes up a story about another woman
so Monica will think he's over her; Phoebe sees right through it but promises
not to tell Monica. Joey buys a pet chick for Chandler, but caring for it becomes
a source of conflict. Ross has a chance to be on TV as part of a panel of Paleontologists,
but gives it up to take Rachel to the hospital. Monica and Pete are about to stop
seeing each other, but then they kiss... and Monica finally feels it.
322 The One With The Screamer
- Phoebe waits on hold so she can have her phone repaired before the warranty
expires. The gang goes to Joey's play on opening night. Rachel dates Tommy, who seems
pretty nice... except when he starts screaming at people; however, only Ross
witnesses this behavior and can't convince anyone else. Joey's play gets bad
reviews, prompting the director to break up with Kate; Joey and Kate spend the night
talking and falling in love. Kate gets a job offer in L.A. and decides to leave.
323 The One With Ross's Thing
- Ross finds a growth on his body but can't tell what it is; neither can anyone else.
He visits his doctor, Chandler's doctor, and Phoebe's guru. Phoebe dates two guys: Vince,
a burly fireman, and Jason, a sensitive teacher. She tries but can't decide which one to
break up with. Pete is out of town and tells Monica, "We need to talk," which gets her
worried. The gang goes with Monica to Pete's place see how a millionaire lives; Joey finds
a stub for a $50,000 check to a ring designer; Rachel begins to plan Monica's wedding.
324 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion
- Monica's boyfriend Pete begins competing to be the Ultimate Fighting
Champion; he loses... repeatedly. Chandler's new boss has a habit of slapping
him on the behind, which Chandler tries to deal with. Phoebe asks Rachel if
she can set Ross up with Bonnie; Rachel agrees since Bonnie's the girl who shaves
her head; Later, Rachel finds out Bonnie now has plenty of hair.
325 The One At The Beach
- Phoebe finds a picture of her parents with their friend (also named
Phoebe) and looks her up; she lives out by the beach, so everyone decides to
go to the beach for the weekend. Rachel wears a big hat. Monica mourns her
failed relationships, which prompts Chandler to offer to be her boyfriend "if
worse comes to worst." Monica laughs, which prompts on-going efforts by Chandler
to prove he's boyfriend material. Joey tries to initiate a strip-poker game,
which ends up as a strip-Happy-Days game. Rachel and Ross flirt... until Ross's
girlfriend Bonnie shows up. Phoebe finds out that the other Phoebe has no idea
where her father Frank is... but she has a different revelation to make. Rachel
convinces Bonnie to shave her head again, which results in a confrontation between
Rachel and Ross in which she reveals she still loves him. Ross must decide.
Fourth Season Plots
401 The One With The Jellyfish
- Ross dumps Bonnie, which takes all night; she leaves in the morning.
Meanwhile, Rachel writes a long letter to Ross that she needs him to read before they get
back together; he tries to read it but falls asleep... then has to fake it when she asks
him about it; Ross agrees with the letter before he finds out what it says; once he finds out
the letter asks him to accept the breakup was all his fault, he's not sure he can keep
up the charade. Phoebe is upset that her real mother never tried to contact
her; she tells her mother she never wants to see her again, but her mother finally
convinces her to reconcile. Monica, Chandler, and Joey spend the day on the beach;
Joey digs a hole; Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. Joey remembers that peeing on a
jellyfish sting takes the pain away; Monica "can't bend that way" and Joey gets "Stage
Fright," leaving Chandler. Ross can't stand hiding his feelings and he and Rachel break
up again.
402 The One With The Cat
- Joey and Chandler agree to sell their oversized entertainment center;
they have a hard time selling it but and easy time being robbed by a prospective
buyer, thanks to Joey. Monica goes out with Chip, Rachel's high school prom
date; unfortunately, Chip hasn't grown much since Lincoln High. Ross and Rachel
continue to bicker about their break-up. Phoebe finds a cat and is convinced it's her mother
reincarnated; a poster is found for a missing cat, but no one has the heart
to tell Phoebe... except Ross.
403 The One With The 'Cuffs
- Chandler and Joey try to make due with patio furniture and a canoe as their
only furnishings. Chandler bumps into Joanna (Rachel's boss) and they go out again...
and end up having quite a fling; while sneaking into Joanna's office, Rachel finds
Chandler half naked and hand-cuffed to a chair. Monica caters her mother's party and
"pulls a Monica" when she loses a fake nail in one of the quiches. A salesman tries
to sell Joey encyclopedias, but Joey just can't afford a whole set.
404 The One With The Ballroom Dancing
- Joey chews out Mr. Treeger, the superintendent, for making Rachel cry; Mr. Treeger
decides to evict Rachel and Monica; in order to smooth things over, Joey agrees to be
Mr. Treeger's practice ballroom dancing partner. Chandler tries to end his membership at
his gym; Ross goes with him for moral support but ends up joining as well. Phoebe struggles
(unsuccessfully) to contain her desires for Rick, one of her massage clients; she ends up being
fired and he turns out to be married.
405 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend
- Chandler introduces himself to a good looking girl (Kathy), only to find out that she's
dating Joey; as they get to know each other, Chandler's feelings get deeper. Whenever Rachel is around,
Ross goes out of his way to mention Amanda, a single mother he's been seeing; Rachel counters by dating Josh,
a much younger man; however, Amanda uses Ross as a babysitter so she can date another man, and Josh steals from Rachel.
Ross uses weird gestures he made up as a kid instead of offensive ones. Phoebe has a bad cold which makes
her singing voice sexy; when she recovers she desperately tries to catch another cold; she even kisses Gunther.
406 The One With The Dirty Girl
- Ross dates a fantastically beautiful paleontologist (Cheryl); everything is going great until he finds out
she's incredibly messy. Chandler buys a rare copy of Kathy's favorite book for her birthday, but then has
to make sure that Joey's gift is good, too. Phoebe lends Monica money so she can make a more serious attempt
to get her catering business going; Monica has a little trouble collecting payment from a client. Rachel strives
to finish a crossword puzzle all by herself.
407 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line
- Chandler becomes further frustrated when he accidentally sees Kathy coming out
of the shower. Joey is late for a date with Kathy because he's on a date with someone else;
Chandler and Kathy spend time alone together and they kiss; Chandler feels so guilty
that he refurnishes the apartment; Kathy breaks up with Joey, and he suspects there
is another man; Chandler admits it was him, causing a rift between himself and Joey.
Ross rediscovers his musical "sound," but he isn't really as good as he and Phoebe seem
to believe; Phoebe doesn't want to perform because she feels dwarfed by Ross's musical gift.
408 The One With Chandler In A Box
- Joey is still upset at Chandler about Kathy; he tries to get over it but can't, and decides to move out...
until he and Chandler stumble upon a way for Chandler to make it up to him--spending most of Thanksgiving day
in a box. Monica injures her eye but doesn't want to have to see Richard again; she arranges to see the on-call
doctor, who turns out to be very cute... and Richard's son. The gang decides to do secret Santa for each other;
Ross torments Rachel about always exchanging gifts, until she can't stand it and shows him all the stuff she
saved from their relationship.
409 The One Where They're Going to PARTY!
- Phoebe and Monica buy a van (with a mural, flashing nipples, and other "extras") for their
catering business; Monica fills in for a food critic in a small local newspaper; after she gives a restaurant a
scathing review, they offer her a job as the new head chef; she has to chose between it and the catering business.
Ross and Chandler make plans to party with Gandolf, the party wizard; Gandolf cancels and Ross and Chandler are left bored,
until Joey convinces them that they can party themselves. Rachel tries for a new position at work, but her
boss doesn't quite cooperate.
410 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie
- Joey sets a personal record for sticking Oreos in his mouth--15. Ross dates a girl from Poughkeepsie but is concerned
about the distance involved in seeing her. Rachel wants a relationship--or at least a fling--so Chandler offers to set her up with
someone; when his coworkers find out it's Rachel and that she's not looking for a serious relationship, they all bribe Chandler
to set them up. Monica gets no respect at work; she hires Joey in order to fire him, so everyone will know who's boss; but Joey
likes the tips, so he has a hard time going along with the plan. Phoebe works (and works and works) on a Christmas song for her friends.
Ross takes a train to Poughkeepsie to break up, but falls asleep and ends up in Montreal... with a girl from Nova Scotia.
411 The One With Phoebe's Uterus
- Frank Jr. and Alice have eloped, and they ask Phoebe to be a surrogate mother for them; Phoebe asks advice of her birth
mother, who gives her a puppy for only three days so she'll know what it's like to give up something you love. Ross gets
Joey a job as a Tour Guide at the museum; Joey is hurt when Ross won't sit next to him at lunch (the white coats don't
sit with the blue blazers); this prompts Ross to stand up and make some changes in the cafeteria, but it works a little too
well. Chandler is nervous about being intimate with Kathy since she used to be Joey's girlfriend; feeling his performance
is only adequate, he asks advice from Monica and Rachel; Kathy is very grateful.
412 The One With The Embryos
- The guys' chicken is becoming a rooster. Phoebe undergoes the procedure to implant embryos in her uterus;
the pressure is high as Frank Jr. and Alice can only afford the procedure once. Monica and Rachel bet that they know
Chandler and Joey better than Chandler and Joey know them; Ross writes the questions (game show
style) and eventually the stakes are raised: If the girls win, the chick and the duck have to go. If the
guys win, they get the girls' apartment.
413 The One With Rachel's Crush
- When Chandler finds out Kathy's new play involves a steamy scene with her co-star, he's worried where it might lead; Joey
tells him not to worry--as long as there's chemistry on-stage, there isn't anything happening off-stage; This helps... until Chandler
sees the play again later and finds the performance isn't as good; Chandler accuses Kathy of sleeping with her leading man; they fight
and part on unfavorable terms; by the time Chandler goes to apologize and make up, it's too late. Monica tells Joey that the guys have
to be the hosts since they have the big apartment; when they comply, she tries to win everyone over to her place by doing lots
of cooking and re-decorating. Rachel's department at work is eliminated, so she gets demoted to Personal Shopper; she plans to quit
until a handsome, well-to-do young man needs her services; she wants to ask him on a date, but doesn't know how... she's never had to
ask anyone out before.
414 The One With Joey's Dirty Day
- Joey goes fishing and comes back smelly... and doesn't get a chance to shower before he goes
to work on a new movie with Charlton Heston; he gets caught cleaning up in the only shower on the set--in
Mr. Heston's dressing room. Joshua invites Rachel to a club opening but she's already
agreed to take her boss's niece (Emily) to the opera; Ross agrees to fill in for her with the niece, and they
hit it off much better than first impressions would indicate; meanwhile, Rachel's date falls through when a rain storm
smears her name off the club's guest list. Chandler continues recovering from his break-up with Kathy, but can't
move on to phase two, because there's no one with which to go to a strip club... except Monica and Phoebe.
415 The One With All The Rugby
- While getting his nails done, Chandler runs into Janice--newly divorced and not willing to let
Chandler get away. Chandler invents a story about his company transferring him to Yemen. Although Janice
believes him, he's not home free yet... she won't leave his side until he's on the plane and taking off.
Monica obsesses about an electrical switch that apparently doesn't do anything; after tests, blueprints,
and demolition work, she finally gives up. Ross meets some of Emily's friends and gets invited to play rugby;
not wanting to lose face, he insists on playing. When they play too rough despite Emily's secret request that
they go easy on him, she helps Ross inflict some pain, too, by giving him pointers on their vulnerabilities.
416 The One With The Fake Party
- Phoebe, pregnant, has cravings for meat; Joey agrees to be a temporary vegetarian so she can eat meat without causing more
animals to die. Rachel creates a fake party for Emily, which is really an excuse to spend time with Joshua outside of work; she makes
a fool of herself trying to make him like her... she even puts on her old high-school cheerleader uniform. Ross
is bummed that Emily will soon be returning home to England; Rachel convinces him that his relationship with Emily doesn't have to end.
417 The One With The Free Porn
- Joey and Chandler unexpectedly receive an "adult" movie channel. Monica urges Ross to express his true feelings to Emily before she leaves the country, but
things don't go as well as expected--it turns out there's another man. Ross goes to London to prove his love for Emily, but she returns to the states to tell him
she's chosen him. Phoebe finds out she's carrying triplets; Frank, Jr. considers dropping out of refrigerator college to get a job; Phoebe tries to come up with ways
to make money so he won't have to give up his "dream."
418 The One With Rachel's New Dress
- Phoebe is asked to name one of the three babies she's carrying; this sparks some rivalry between Joey and Chandler,
who each want the baby named after them. Susan is shooting a commercial in London so Emily offers to show her around; Ross
worries that they might be having too much of a good time together... like when Carol started spending time with Susan.
Rachel plans a big date with a special dinner, new lingerie and a nice dress; while eating dinner at her place, the chick and
the duck upset Joshua, who has a phobia of farm birds; since his apartment is being remodeled and his parents are out of town,
they go to his parents' house; unexpectedly, his parents return home while Rachel is wearing only a negligee; she tells them it's
actually a new dress and ends up having to wear it while they all go out to dinner.
419 The One With All The Haste
- The singing man, the bird smell, and the lack of space drive Rachel and Monica to new attempts to get their old apartment back; when they fail
to bribe Chandler and Joey with season Knicks tickets, they try making another bet... and lose again, so they have neither the tickets nor the apartment.
However, while Joey and Chandler are at a game, Rachel and Monica switch apartments. Chandler objects but Monica and Rachel offer to kiss each other for
a full minute if they can keep the apartment. Ross gets an ear-ring. Phoebe tries to knit. Ross hates the fact that Emily has to be gone so much, so he considers asking her to move in with him... but
ends up asking her to marry him; she says yes. The gang is shocked to hear the news... especially Rachel.
420 The One With All The Wedding Dresses
- Joey's snoring forces Chandler to insist he go to a sleep clinic; while accompanying Joey at the clinic, Chandler meets (and begins dating)
Marjorie, who talks in her sleep. Ross tries to talk with Rachel about her feelings, but she just pretends she's fine. However, while feeling kind
of desperate she tries to move way too fast with Joshua and ends up scaring him off. Monica picks up Emily's wedding dress for her, and finds she
just can't resist wearing it... a lot. Phoebe and Rachel catch the spirit as well, and soon they're all wearing white. Ross and Emily set a wedding
date just one month away. Rachel talks with Monica and Phoebe about her unresolved feelings for Ross.
421 The One With The Invitation
- Flashbacks of Ross and Rachel's relationship punctuate this episode as Ross decides to send Rachel a wedding
invitation and Rachel decides she won't be going. Joey and Chandler, feeling like they don't have much going on in their
lives compared to their friends, try to make some big plans... like climbing Mount Everest or at least watching some videos.
422 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever
- Phoebe suffers from a small bladder, mood swings, kicking babies, false labor, and other pregnancy woes. Ross has to
choose whether Joey or Chandler will be his best man; he chooses Joey, which seems okay until after the bachelor party when
the wedding ring is missing. Believing the stripper (whom Joey slept with) took it, they mistakenly confront her; however,
it turns out it was taken by a different bird. Monica and Rachel plan a baby shower for Phoebe, but decide not to give her
baby-stuff because she won't be keeping the babies; unfortunately, this plan doesn't go over very well.
423 The One With Ross's Wedding, part 1
- Ross, Monica, Joey, and Chandler leave for London; Phoebe's pregancy prohibits travel and Rachel stays to take care
of her... and to avoid the emotional strain of watching Ross get married. Joey and Chandler go sight-seeing, but Joey's
tourist behavior embarrasses Chandler and they split up for the day; Chandler has a lousy time, but Joey has a great day...
including a visit with the Duchess of York. Emily stresses about the wedding arrangements, and everything is on the verge of
collapsing when the demolition work starts on the building where they were to wed. Monica suggests they postpone the wedding
(an idea which leads to more problems). Rachel realizes she's still in love with Ross, and tries to console herself by
shopping; Phoebe also tries to help her get over Ross. When all this fails, Rachel decides to leave right away for London
to tell Ross how she feels.
424 The One With Ross's Wedding, part 2
- Phoebe fights phone friction while trying to warn Joey and Chandler that Rachel is on her way to ruin the wedding.
Joey gets homesick... until he finds a cute bridesmaid (Felicity) who wants to know him better. The Gellers meet the
Walthams; Jack Geller has agreed to pay for half of the wedding... until he finds out Mr. Waltham is counting his house
remodeling as a wedding expense. Rachel tries and tries again to get on a flight to London; she gets underway but annoys
the other passengers. Chandler and Monica have a difficult time at the rehearsal dinner; they console each other, and end
up sleeping together. The next day, Joey, Chandler, and Monica watch for Rachel before the wedding; she slips in while
Joey makes out with Felicity, but decides not to tell Ross how she feels. During the wedding ceremony, Ross accidentally
speaks Rachel's name instead of Emily's, halting the proceedings.
Fifth Season Plots
501 The One After Ross Says Rachel
- Despite the fact that Ross said "Rachel" in his vows instead of "Emily,"
they go through with the wedding; but then Emily sneaks out the window at the
reception and apparently never wants to see Ross again. Rachel fixates on the
fact that "he said my name!" Chandler and Monica agree that their new relationship
can only continue while they are away from home... but then have a very difficult
time arranging to be alone together. While waiting at the airport in hopes that Emily
will still show up for the honeymoon to Athens, Ross bumps into Rachel. She encourages him
to go to Athens anyway; he invites her to come along. While boarding, Ross goes back
to get his jacket and discovers that Emily has arrived and has witnessed the two of them
preparing to leave together. Ross misses the flight; Rachel doesn't.
502 The One With All The Kissing
- Monica and Chandler try to keep their relationship hidden: When Joey
comes into the bathroom, Monica has to duck under the bubbles in the tub;
Chandler accidentally kisses Monica good-bye in from of the others, so then
has to kiss all the girls. Phoebe is irked by all the fun she missed
in London; the others decide to take her on a picnic to Central Park, but
since that idea sucks they plan a weekend in Atlantic City; just as they're
leaving, her water breaks. Rachel, back from Greece and angry about the
bad choices she's made recently, gives decision making control of her love-life
to Monica. This arrangement is strained to the breaking point when Rachel wants
to tell Ross she still loves him, but Monica won't let her. Ross plans to win
back Emily by sending romantic gifts.
503 The One With The Triplets, aka The One Hundredth
- The gang arrives at the hospital for Phoebe's labor. Joey makes a
video documentary of the occasion, until his is beset with pain; what is thought
to be sympathy pains turns out to be kidney stones. Phoebe's doctor is obsessed
with Fonzie, but Ross's attempts to find a more satisfactory doctor only yield a very
young looking resident whom Phoebe won't accept. Rachel tries to set Monica
and herself up with two male nurses, which causes problems between Monica
and Chandler. Phoebe wants to keep one of the babies and manipulates Rachel
into asking for her. Instead of two boys and a girl, Phoebe has two girls and
a boy. Joey passes three kidney stones.
504 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
- Rachel catches Monica waiting seductively in her bedroom for Chandler;
to cover, Monica tells Rachel she's seeing a guy from work. Monica tells Rachel
that her new boyfriend is the best sex she's ever had, and when Chandler hears
this he gets a little too proud of himself. Ross finally gets Emily on the
phone and they begin planning to work things out; Emily agrees to come to New
York but only if Ross doesn't see Rachel anymore. After much agonizing, Ross
agrees. Joey gets involved with a PBS pledge drive, believing he's the host;
but he's only a phone jockey and not even on camera. Phoebe reveals her
hatred for PBS, which started because she never got an answer to a letter
she wrote to Sesame Street after her mom died. Joey and Phoebe argue about
whether any truly selfless good deeds exist, so Phoebe tries repeatedly to find one.
505 The One With The Kips
- Chandler and Monica, tired of sneaking around, each make up an excuse
to leave town and then go away for a weekend together. They end up fighting the
whole time and Chandler's afraid it may be over. Ross struggles to reveal his
agreement with Emily not to see Rachel anymore. Rachel doesn't take it very well;
she doesn't want to give up Ross, nor get left out of the group like Chandler's
old roommate, Kip. Joey finds some similarities in Chandler's and Monica's
stories about the weekend, and figures out the truth; Monica and Chandler
swear him to secrecy.
506 The One With The Yeti
- Joey continues to keep Monica and Chandler's secret, although he's not to happy about keeping quite. Phoebe
receives a mink coat as a family heirloom; since she's against using fur, she plans to cremate it... until she
sees herself wearing it in the mirror. Ross sells all his stuff and moves to a new apartment because Emily wants
them to have a fresh start at a new life. Emily's demands get to be a little too much for Ross, and he tells her
she's either got to trust him or their marriage won't work. Emily decides she can't trust Ross. Rachel and Monica
are frightened by a hairy man in a dark storage room; the "Yeti" turns out to be Danny, a new tenent in the building.
Rachel and Danny don't seem to get along but end up going out for pizza together. Ugly Naked Guy is back.
507 The One Where Ross Moves In
- Emily's cousin kicks Ross out of the apartment they were to live in, so he moves in with Chandler
and Joey. Ross is more than a little obnoxious, so Chandler and Joey pressure him to move to a new place...
even if it's tiny. Their guilt gets the better of them, however, and they arrange for Ross' application
to be rejected. Phoebe dates a Larry, a health inspector she met at Monica's restaurant. At first she is turned on
by his power to close places down, but soon realizes that they're running out of good places to eat. Rachel
is convinced that Danny likes her and that his apparent apathy toward her is just a ploy to gain the upper
hand in their relationship.
508 The One With All The Thanksgivings
- After Thanksgiving dinner at Monica's, the gang tells stories about their
worst Thanksgivings ever. In a series of flashbacks, we see Chandler learning of
his parent's divorce (1978); Phoebe losing an arm (twice) in past lives (1862 and 1915);
Joey with his head in a turkey (1992); Chandler hurting Monica's feelings (1987);
and Monica getting a little more revenge than she planned, when Chandler loses a toe (1988).
509 The One With Ross's Sandwich
- Joey lets himself look bad in order to explain away various discoveries that could expose
Monica's and Chandler's relationship: underwear in Monica's sofa; a lady's razor in his shower;
candlelight and videotape; a nude polaroid. He threatens to tell everyone the truth unless
Chandler and Monica can come up with a story that makes him look good. They don't come through,
so Joey creates a new lie: he slept with Monica in London and she's been after him ever since.
Phoebe takes a literature class; Rachel decides to come with her, but doesn't bother to read the
books. After Rachel steals her ideas in the first class, Phoebe feeds Rachel misinformation
about the second book. Ross has a problem with rage after someone at work steals his Thanksgiving-leftovers
sandwich. After scaring his co-workers, yelling at his boss, and getting upset at a psychiatrist,
he gets put on tranquilizers.
510 The One With The Inappropriate Sister
- Because of his boredom while away from work, Ross offers to help Joey focus on
writing a movie. Things get a little tense, however, when Ross wants Joey to work and Chandler
wants to play 'Fireball.' Phoebe volunteers to collect Christmas donations for the poor, but ends up
getting a bucket full of unwanted 'contributions,' so she gets tough with the donors. Monica
arranges for Rachel and Danny to go out. It seems to be going very well until Rachel
discovers that Danny has an unusually close relationship with his sister, Krista.
511 The One With All The Resolutions
- Joey makes it possible for Monica and Chandler to kiss at midnight on New Years, by
arranging kisses between Ross and Phoebe, and Rachel and himself. Everyone makes resolutions:
Ross will do one new thing everyday; Chandler will stop making fun of his friends... for at
least a week; Rachel won't gossip; Joey will learn the guitar; Monica will take more pictures
of everyone together; and Phoebe will pilot a commercial jet. While on a date with a new girl
(Elizabeth Hornswoggle) Ross' new pair of leather pants is so hot and tight that he can't get
them back on after taking them off to cool down in the bathroom. He calls Joey for advice, which
leads to attempts first with powder and then with lotion, which just make things worse. Joey's guitar
teacher is Phoebe, who doesn't know any actual chord names. Rachel finds out
about Monica and Chandler, and is dying to tell someone; she tries to tell Joey but he's so
tired of keeping secrets, he won't listen. Chandler can't stand holding in the wisecracks.
512 The One With Chandler's Work Laugh
- Rachel tries to learn more about Chandler and Monica's relationship; when Rachel confronts her,
Monica makes up some pretty lame lies to cover it up. Ross finds out Emily is engaged to be married
again; he goes out on the town and somehow hooks up with Janice. Their relationship starts out great,
but soon Janice can't stand Ross's constant whining and she breaks it off. Chandler takes Monica to a
work party, as well as some outings with Chandler's boss and his wife; Monica learns that 'Work Chandler'
is a suck-up with an exaggerated laugh. Phoebe and Joey race birds.
513 The One With Joey's Bag
- Chandler finds out Monica gives terrible massages but doesn't want to tell her. When
the truth comes out, Monica has a hard time accepting it. Joey is auditioning for a sophisticated
part in a play, so Rachel offers to help him look the part. She outfits him at Bloomingdales, and
part of the ensemble is a "man's bag," which bears a striking resemblence to a purse. Unfortunately,
Joey's devotion to the bag ends up costing him the audition. Phoebe's grandmother dies; Ursula, who thought
grandma was already dead, skips the memorial. The memorial does have one unexpected guest, however--Phoebe's
father, Frank Sr. Without revealing her true identify, she arranges to meet with him later, at which time she reveals
the truth... but things are still a little awkward.
514 The One Where Everybody Finds Out
- Ugly Naked Guy prepares to move, and Ross applies to sublet the apartment. Competition
for the place is fierce, so when a bribe doesn't seal the deal, Ross decides to cultivate and exploit
a common interest--nakedness. Phoebe, while looking at Ross' potential new apartment with Rachel, looks out the window and
sees Chandler and Monica "doing it." Phoebe and Rachel decide to use their knowledge of this romance to play
some practical jokes on Monica and Chandler--jokes which include Phoebe making passes at Chandler.
Monica realizes they must know, so she and Chandler play along, and each side tries to see who will crack first.
Now everybody knows, except Ross. ...Until he gets the apartment, looks out the window, and suddenly has a return of
his rage problem.
515 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey
- Ross confronts Chandler about his relationship with Monica; at first Ross is angry, but he quickly sees the good in it. Ross, Joey,
Rachel, and Phoebe talk about what it will be like if Chandler and Monica have kids. Chandler gets a bit freaked out about the idea
of a lasting commitment and ends up in an argument with Monica. In a misguided effort to apologize, Chandler proposes marriage--an
offer which Monica does not accept. Meanwhile, Joey dates Katie, a cute little woman who likes to punch Joey's arm--a lot. It gets
to be too much for Joey, and he decides to break up with her--which he's very nervous about. Luckily, Katie nearly gets in a fight
with Rachel and threatens to walk out on Joey if he doesn't take her side. He refuses and the relationship ends. Ross moves into his
new apartment; the president of the tenant's committee asks him to contribute 100 dollars toward's the retiring handyman's gift.
Ross has never even met the man, to he declines. Everyone in the building decides Ross is cheap and not "their kind of people," so he
stubbornly tries to win their friendship. Things just get worse, however, despite (and a little because of) Phoebe's efforts to help him.
516 The One With The Cop
- Joey has a dream that Monica is his girlfriend; Monica tells him it just means he wants a
relationship with the closeness that he sees between herself and Chandler. She suggests he try being
friends with a woman before being intimate. After hitting on Rachel (unsuccessfully), Joey tries
to make friends with new women; but they find his "friends first" approach so enticing that they want the
intimacy immediately. Phoebe finds a police badge under a cushion at the coffee house. She plans to return
it but has too much fun pretending to be a cop... until she pulls it on the actual owner of the badge. She
drops the badge and runs away; he tracks her down and asks her on a date. Ross (accompanied by Rachel) buys
a new couch, but can't get it up the stairs to his apartment.
517 The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
- Rachel has an interview at Ralph Lauren, where she mistakenly kisses the interviewer (Mr. Zelner).
She gets called back for a second interview, where she again mistakes Mr. Zelner's actions and chews
him out. Later, realizing her mistake, she meets with him again, straightens things out, and gets the
job. Ross spends all his free time 'acting' in front of his window, thinking it entertains his friends.
Joey tries to find a woman who keeps waving at him from Ross' building, but somehow keeps ending up at
Ross' place instead. Monica obsesses about proving that she and Chandler are still a hot couple, like
Phoebe and Gary. Chandler enjoys it for a while, but eventually helps Monica see that their relationship
has progressed to a better level.
518 The One Where Rachel Smokes
- Ben auditions for a soup commercial and Joey comes along to try for a part as well. Things are going
great until Joey gets paired with another child and it gets competitive. Joey has a little trouble with his
line, however. Rachel starts her new job at Ralph Lauren; she soon feels left out because all the decisions
get made on smoking breaks, and she doesn't smoke. She tries to solve the problem by taking up the habit; it
doesn't work out too well, so she convinces her co-workers to quit... but that lasts about a day. Phoebe and
Monica plan a surprise birthday party for Rachel. Monica, in her usual fashion, takes over completely, leaving
Phoebe in charge of only cups and ice. Phoebe decides to make the most of it; she makes everything imaginable
out of cups, and serves every kind of ice.
519 The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
- Monica and Chandler are going out for their ten-month anniversary; Chandler wants Monica
to wear the earings he gave her. However, she lent them to Phoebe, who lent them to Rachel, who
lost one. Ross sees Chandler flirting with the pizza girl (Caitlin) and decides he's going to turn on the
charm as well, with disasterous results. Joey has a part on Law and Order; his grandmother
comes over to watch the show, but his part has been cut. Joey quickly improves a scene on video tape
and slips it into the VCR.
520 The One With The Ride-Along
- Ross, Joey, and Chandler go on a ride-along with Gary; thinking a car back-fire
is actually a gunshot, Joey dives and protects Ross from harm. Chandler is upset that
Joey chose to protect Ross... until he learns that Joey was really trying to protect
his sandwich. While getting Margarita fixings as Ross' apartment,
Rachel overhears Emily--who is getting married the next day--leaving a message, wondering
if their break-up was a mistake. Monica and Rachel debate about what to do, and Rachel
accidentally erases the message. She stays and waits for Ross to return so she can tell him.
521 The One With The Ball
- Gary decides to ask Phoebe to live with him. She doesn't think it's a good idea,
which makes him sad, so she ends up agreeing. After some changes of heart (back and forth)
they finally move in together... until one morning Gary shoots a bird that's chirping
outside the window. Phoebe breaks up with him. Ross and Joey throw a ball back and forth
without dropping it for a couple hours; soon it becomes a contest, joined by Monica and Chandler.
Around the tenth hour, they invite Phoebe to join; unfortunatly, she doesn't feel like playing.
Rachel spends a thousand dollars on a pure-bred, hairless Sphinx cat, like the one her grandmother
had when Rachel was a kid. Unfortunately, this cat is not very nice, and a scratched-up Rachel ends
up selling the cat to Gunther.
522 The One With Joey's Big Break
- Rachel has an eye infection but doesn't want anyone touching her eye. Monica finally
gets her to a doctor but then Rachel won't use the eyedrops. Everyone has to hold her down
and force her to use them. Phoebe is mad at Ross but can't remember why. Joey gets the lead
role in a independent film called Shutter Speed, being filmed in Las Vegas. He and
Chandler start a road trip but Chandler lets slip that he doesn't think this is Joey's big
break, and gets kicked out of the car. Joey makes it to Vegas but the movie is shutting down
from lack of funds, leaving Joey trying to make ends meet as a gladiator at Caesar's Palace.
523 The One In Vegas, Part 1
- Monica runs into Richard but doesn't want Chandler to know, because it might spoil their
anniversary. As an gift for Chandler, she gets them tickets to Las Vegas. Phoebe invites herself,
Ross, and Rachel along as well. Phoebe compares everything about the trip to the London trip she
missed last year. Ross and Rachel have to work, so they plan to come a day later.
On the plane, Phoebe lets slip about Richard; Chandler tells Monica he's okay with it; later,
in Vegas, they end up fighting over it. Meanwhile, Rachel (being alone in her apartment) decides to
go around naked. Ross sees her from his apartment and thinks she's coming on to him. He goes over and
makes an embarrassing scene. Rachel teases him about it the next day on their flight, so they both
start doing their best to embarrass each other... a contest which is topped off by Ross drawing a
mustache on a sleeping Rachel. Joey admits to his friends that his film's been shut down; he decides to
play Black Jack to turn a $100 tip into enough money to finish the movie. He loses, but discovers
something much for valuable (to him, at least): His identical hand twin. Monica, on her way to
apologize to Chandler, finds a chip on the floor and places a bet at a craps table... and starts a
winning streak. Chandler sees her celebrating and hugging the person next to her... and he walks out.
524 The One In Vegas, Part 2
- Ross and Rachel arrive at the casino, where Rachel quickly learns she
is "a human doodle". The ink won't come off, so she and Ross spend the day
hiding in the hotel room, raiding the mini-bar. Once they're completely
drunk, Rachel finally agrees to go back down to the casino--after she draws
on Ross' face. Phoebe, playing the slots, is plagued by a lurker: An elderly
woman who follows her around, waiting for her to give up a machine that
hasn't paid out, then takes over and hits the jackpot (a strategy with
absolutely no basis in the laws of probability). She decides to out-lurk the
lurker; but during a confrontation with her, Phoebe gets thrown out of the
casino. Joey tries to persuade his identical hand twin that they should go
into show business. He becomes such a nuisance that he gets thrown out, too.
Chandler makes a scene to get Monica's attention. They make up, and Monica
continues her winning streak playing craps. Chandler says if she rolls another
hard eight, they'll get married. The dice bounce off the table and the roll
is disqualified; one die shows a four, the other is on it's edge between four
and five. Chander decides it's a four. They arrive at the wedding chapel and
are waiting for the previous service to end, when the chapel doors fly open
and out walk the drunken Ross and Rachel, newly married.
Sixth Season Plots
601 The One After Vegas
- Ross and Rachel wake up in bed together, remembering almost nothing about the night before.
At breakfast, their friends ask them about it. Shocked, they decide to get an annulment once they're
back in New York. Ross tells Rachel he's taken care of it, but he hasn't. Neither Chandler nor Monica
wants to go through with their own marriage plans, but each one is scared to back out. They decide
to look for another sign... but even though the signs keep coming, they keep denying it. Finally, Chandler
suggests they live together. Joey (who still has Phoebe's cab) convinces her to keep him company on the
drive home. He promises to make it a fun road trip, but he ends up sleeping most the time.
602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
- Ross hasn't gotten the annulment yet... but he has gotten a little crazy. It seems the idea
of a 3rd failed marriage has pushed him over the deep end. Phoebe (and her panel of women) decide
Ross is still in love with Rachel. Ross is in such denial about this that to prove them wrong he goes
to his lawyer (Russell) to take care of the annulment... but finds that it's more complicated than expected,
and Rachel will have to be told the truth. Chandler and Monica break the news of their live-in plans, first
with Joey (who is happy for them, but sad to be losing Chandler) and then to Rachel (who doesn't seem to have
much of a reaction at all... until she takes it seriously). Rachel is so sad that Ross still can't
tell her the truth.
603 The One With Ross's Denial
- Phoebe has a roommate named Denise nobody has heard of before. Rachel tries to find a new
apartment, and receives offers from Joey and Ross. Ross goes back and forth on whether
he thinks it's really a good idea. Phoebe continues telling Ross he's in love with Rachel, and he
keeps denying it. Chandler and Monica fight about what to do with Rachel's room and Chandler's
furniture. For a while it looks like no one will be moving anywhere. Joey searches for a new roommate,
and it's clear what he's really looking for. Ross still doesn't tell Rachel that they're still married.
604 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- Rachel packs her things and moves to Ross's apartment. Once there, she
intercepts a phone call from Ross's lawyer revealing they're still married.
Phoebe's psychic tells her she's going to die this week. Ross becomes a guest
lecturer at NYU. He's so worried his presentation won't go well that he panics
and presents it with an phony English accent. Joey's medical benefits lapse
because he hasn't done enough acting recently. He contacts his agent, Estelle
(who mistakenly believes he'd gone to another agent), to arrange for some auditions.
He gets a severe hernia before auditioning, but refuses to go to the hospital
until he has insurance again.
605 The One With Joey's Porsche
- Rachel and Ross go to a judge to get their annulment, but they air too
much dirty laundry. The judge decides they don't qualify for an annulment, so
they go to Ross's lawyer for a divorce. Ross makes it pretty obvious that he
still loves Rachel. Rachel reveals that it was her drunken idea to get
married. Joey finds the keys to someone's Porsche. He decides to wait by the
car until the owner shows up. He gets mistaken for the owner, and likes the
attention he gets so much that even after the owner takes the car away, he
keeps up the charade. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler take care of Frank and Alice's
babies. Chandler gets a toy stuck in his throat and Monica takes him to the
doctor. Phoebe has to take care of the babies by herself.
606 The One On The Last Night
- Chandler tries to get Joey to accept some money so he'll be able to get by for a few months without
a roommate. Joey won't take it, but Chandler invents a game called "Cups" and lets Joey win the money. Later, Joey
teaches Ross to play Cups, and loses all the money to him. While packing on Rachel's last night in the apartment,
Phoebe's misguided advice leads Monica and Rachel to fighting. Ross doesn't want to help with the packing, so he
says he has to take care of Ben. Since Monica can see into his apartment, he makes a "fake Ben" to fool her.
607 The One Where Phoebe Runs
- Rachel and Phoebe, new roommates, decide to run together in the park each day. Phoebe's weird running style
embarrasses Rachel. Joey gets a beautiful new roommate (Janine) and struggles to avoid flirting with her. He thinks she's
interested in him, so he seeks advice from Ross and Chandler on how they "repel women." Chandler cleans his and
Monica's apartment, but afterwards can't remember where everything goes. He tries to keep Monica out of the apartment
while he figures out what to do.
608 The One With Ross's Teeth
- Phoebe visits Rachel at work and makes out with Kenny the copy boy, thinking it's Ralph Lauren. She tells Rachel,
who gossips to her boss (Kim), who eventually becomes convinced that Rachel is having an affair with Ralph Lauren
in order to get Kim's job. Ross goes too far when he whitens his teeth in preparation for a date with Hillary,
Monica's co-worker. Chandler tries to convince Joey that he's letting Janine make him and the apartment too girly.
609 The One Where Ross Got High
- For Thanksgiving, Janine invites Joey and Ross to hang out with her and her dancer friends, but they
have to eat dinner at Monica's first. Mr. and Mrs. Geller come over as well, and Chandler finds out they don't
like him because they think he does drugs; Ross once told them Chandler was smoking pot, in order to cover
his own guilt; Monica reveals the truth, which leads to many more revelations. Rachel makes an English Trifle
for dessert, but gets the recipe mixed up with a Shepard's Pie. Phoebe dreams about Mr. Geller and starts to
see him differently... until another dream ends it for her.
610 The One With The Routine
- Janine gets highered to dance at the pre-taping of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve; she invites Joey,
Monica, and Ross to come along. This is a dream come true for Ross and Monica, but they have a hard time getting on
camera, because they aren't as good as they think they are. Joey hopes to kiss Janine at "fake midnight." Rachel
and Phoebe convince Chandler to help them search for the Christmas presents Monica is giving them.
611 The One With The Apothecary Table
- Rachel buys furniture from Pottery Barn, but tells Phoebe she got it at a flea market, because Phoebe
hates Pottery Barn. The deception is complicated by the fact that Ross buys an identical table from Pottery Barn.
Joey and Janine spend time with Monica and Chandler; Janine doesn't like hanging out with
them, and hard feelings grow and grow until Joey and Janine break up and Janine moves out.
612 The One With The Joke
- Ross gets a joke published in Playboy, but Chandler claims it's his. The girls are curious and peruse the
Playboy to check out the women, and get into a discussion of which one of the three each would chose to date if
they had to pick. Phoebe choses Rachel, which leads to competition and hurt feelings. Joey's cable and phone are
disconnected because he couldn't pay. He takes a job as a waiter at the coffee house to earn some extra money. After
closing the shop for an hour so he can go to an audition, he is fired. But Rachel tells Gunther to give Joey his job back,
and of course Gunther complies.
613 The One With Rachel's Sister
- Joey gives all the pretty female customers free stuff at the coffee house, in order to get dates with them.
Monica is sick and won't admit it. She tries to get Chandler interested in sex, but he's put off by her illness.
Rachel's sister, Jill, shows up because she's been financially cut off and has to try to make it on her own.
Rachel's worried that there's something developing between Ross and Jill, but somehow ends up actually encouraging
Jill to ask Ross out.
614 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
- Unable to handle the idea of Ross and Jill together, Rachel asks Ross to stop seeing Jill. Jill is
upset and throws herself at Ross, attempting to use him to get back at Rachel. Chandler doesn't cry in sad
movies... or for any other reason. The gang discovers that Ursula is making porn movies in Phoebe's name.
615 The One Where It Could Have Been, part 1
- News that Barry and Mindy are getting divorced gets the gang wondering what their lives would be like if Rachel
married Barry; if Ross's wife Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian; if Monica was still fat; if Joey was still on
Days of Our Lifes; if Chandler had quit his data entry job to pursue writing; and if Phoebe was a stock broker:
Ross and Rachel, both in unhappy marriages, run into each other on the street after not seeing each other for years. Ross
brings Rachel to Central Perk to see Monica; Rachel quickly swoons over Joey, aka Dr. Drake Ramoray. Monica is dating the
very boring Dr. Roger. Chandler is unemployed, but takes a job as Joey's assistant, which doesn't work out very well; but
he is inspired by the experience and sells his first story to Archie Comics. Phoebe is ruthless and greedy, and has a
heart attack after losing 13 million dollars on the stock market. While she's in the hospital, Ross finds out she's fired,
but he doesn't dare tell her, fearing it will cause another heart attack. Ross suggests to Carol that they spice up their
non-existant sex life. Carol doesn't like any of his ideas... except having a threesome. Rachel decides to have a fling
with Joey. Monica reveals she's still a virgin.
616 The One Where It Could Have Been, part 2
- In the continuation of the alternate reality: Ross and Carol have a threesome with Susan, but Ross feels left out.
Phoebe goes stir-crazy in the hospital, and sneaks back to work, only to find our she's been fired, and promptly has
another heart attack. Rachel spends the evening at Joey's, but gets drunk and sick, and passes out. Monica decides it's time
to have sex with Dr. Roger, but he gets paged and leaves. Chandler and Monica decide to have a one-night stand, but
afterwards Chandler convinces her to dump the doctor and be with him. Rachel, relieved that she didn't cheat on Barry,
returns home and find Barry in bed with another woman... their neighbor's dog walker. She returns to the city to hook back
up with Joey, but runs into Ross. They console each other on their bad marriages and Rachel helps Ross realize that Carol
is a lesbian. Phoebe goes back to singing at the coffee house.
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