Who Is Barney*???
Who lurks inside that bright purple costume? Who
gets paid to annoy the heck out of us? Who is the %@$#@*& you
say? Well, I now know who the demon is. To find out, all you
need to know are Roman Numerals. We all remember learning Roman
Numerals back in the 5th grade, right? Right!
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic
The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
CV V L DI V
And their decimal equivalents are:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
Adding those numbers produces: 666.
666 is the number of the Beast.
Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!
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