FARTOLOGY
1. VAIN PERSON: One who loves the smell of his own fart.
2. A CONNOISSEUR: One who bottles his own fart to savor later on.
3. AN OUTGOING PERSON: One who loves the smells of other people's farts.
4. A SOCIABLE PERSON: One who goes to farties.
5. AN EXTROVERT: One who farts each step for ten steps.
6. AN INTROVERT: One who slacks a silent one then slips away.
7. A CONFIRMED BACHELOR: One who always farts on the first date.
8. A NERVOUS PERSON: One who wants to fart but isn't sure if sh_t will come out.
9. AN UNFORTUNATE PERSON: One who attempts to fart but sh_ts.
10. A SELFISH PERSON: One who holds his fart in.
11. A SURPRISED PERSON: One who sneezes and a fart comes out.
12. A SLY PERSON: One who covers his fart with a cough.
13. A BORING PERSON: One whose fart has no odor.
14. A BUSYBODY: One who knows what the neighbors ate by their farts.
15. A SHOW-OFF: One who lights his fart with a match.
16. A MEAN PERSON: One who farts in bed and shakes the cover over his wife.
17. A WOMAN: Farts and blames the dog.
18. A MAN: Farts fair.
19. THE POKER FACE: One who farts then asks, "Who farted?"
20. THE NON-FARTER: One who other people's farts always seem to drift to.

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