YO MAMA IS SO POOR
Yo mama so poor she can't afford the o or the r.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo mama so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo mama so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
Yo mama so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
Yo mama so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
. Don't you feel special??