YO MAMA IS SO STUPID
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went
home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid you asked what's for dinner, she put her feet on the table and said corn!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she went to Doctor Dre. for a Pap smear!!!
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate
Yo mama so stupid that when she was driving to disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left, so she went home.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone and got ran over by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the
dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo mama so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Yo mama so stupid that she sold potato chips on the corner and said free lays.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to pur water on her heartburn.
Yo mama so stupid on a job application it siad "who do you contact in case of an emergency" and she put "911"
Yo mama so stupid she went to the bakery for a yeast infection.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Forrest Gump was a national park.
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens her dumb ass said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Manual Labor was the president of Mexico.
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo mama so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.
Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama so stupid she went to a restaurant, looked at the menu and said "Ok"
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a car and said, "I love what you do for me, Toyota!
Yo mama so stupid she waited four hours for a 24 hour store to open.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Dunkin Donuts, bought a dozen donuts then went back 30 minutes later and said,"hey,guy i want a refund these donuts got holes in 'em!"
Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!
Yo mama so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants
. Don't you feel special??