YO MAMA IS SO UGLY
Yo mama so ugly she went into an hunted house and came out with an application
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her
father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they put her in the monkey cage to make the monkeys stop jacking
off.
Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it
around her neck
Yo mama so ugly when a cop asked for her drivers license he arrested her for carrying a concealed weapon.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama so ugly she went to get her nose pierced & got stabbed in the ass!
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo mama so ugly her Rice Crispies won't even talk to her!
. Don't you feel special??