The Sounds of Being There

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Sounds are in order they appear in movie.

Louise the maid finds the old man dead (that or it's Monday)	"Oh, Lord! What a morning!"
Captain Kangaroo speaks	"Cock-a-doodle-doo. Cock-a-doodle-doo. Cock-a-doodle-doo."
Chance imitates a servant on TV	"Yowza."
Louise gives some advice	"You ought to find yourself a lady, Chance. Guess it out to be an old lady 'cause...you ain't going to do a young one any good...not with that little thing of yours."
A Chance recollection of 1952	"I remember Joe. He was very fat, had short hair and showed me pictures from a funny little book."
You save a lot of repair bills this way	"I've never been in an automobile."
Chance and his cosmopolitan background	"I've never been allowed outside of the house."
TV snippet	"Oh, you can call me Ray! Or you can call me Jay!"
A small black man speaks	"Did that chickens*** asshole Raphael send you, boy?"
Chance uses his remote to change the channel	"Now move, honky, before I cut your white ass."
What you do when the remote doesn't work	"If I see Raphael I will give him your message."
Commercial	"You wouldn't think of driving without your rearview mirror - and yet some people still drive without a Fuzzbuster."
Cartoon from the limo	"I need someone to set a pick for me at the free throw line of life."
Commercial	"Ever watch a game on TV and see the players chugging down this stuff? Y'ever wonder why?"
Billionaire Benjiman Rand prepares for dinner	"Constance, I want fresh blood for dinner."
A Chance impression by Eve (Mrs. Rand)	"You know he's very, um, intense."
An often used phrase of Chance	"I understand."
Chance enlightens the President	"All is well - and all will be well - in the garden."
Chance explains all	"In a garden, growth has its season. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again."
Mr. Rand interprets the remarks	"I think what our insightful young friend is saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature but we're upset by the seasons of our economy."
The President is impressed	"I admire your good solid sense. It's precisely what we lack on Capitol Hill."
The President glows in Chance's enlightenment	"This is a time to think of life."
Word of Chance spreads	"They would like you to appear on the show tonight. The Vice-President was scheduled but he had to cancel."
All the President's men have failed	"What do you mean he's got no background? That's impossible! I quoted the man on national television."
Chance poses a difficult question	"Do you realize more people will be watching you tonight than all those that have seen theater plays in the last forty years?" "Oh, yes?" "Yes." "Why?"
An often used word of Chance	"Good."
One editor who does his homework	"Gardner's laconic, he plays his cards very close to the chest and the scuttlebutt is that he's a strong candidate for a seat on the board of First American Financial."
A rapt observer of Chance on TV	"I think he's brilliant."
Louise the ex-maid is heartened by Chance's success on TV	"It's for sure a white man's world in America."
Louise's insight on Chance's intellect	"Shortchanged by the Lord and dumb as a jack ass."
Louise's insight on America	"All you gotta be is white in America to get whatever you want."
Chance's influence on the White House bedroom	"Maybe you should talk to somebody, darling." "No! No that...no that wouldn't do any good."
TV snippet	"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."
Chance masterfully handles the press	"The New York Times spoke of your peculiar brand of optimism. What was your reaction to that?" "I do not know what it means."
The only way to answer a reporter	"I do not read papers. I watch TV."
The intrigue grows	"So who's files were destroyed? The CIA's or the FBI's?"
The legend grows at the Russian ambassador's reception	"Well, I heard he speaks eight langauges. And on top of everything else holds a degree in medicine as well as law."
To the homosexual who hits on him at the reception	"I like to watch."
To Eve Rand who hits on him in his bedroom	"I like to watch."
The joys of being watched	"I reveal myself to myself, and I am drenched and purged."
Can this be true?	"Life...is a state of mind."

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