The Brand New Monty Python Website
 
Rich
African Notebook
Biggles
Art
Cheeseshoppe Game
The Python Book of Etiquette
Welsh Martial Arts
Sexcraft
Masturbation
The Bigot
God's Report
History of Mankind
The Adventures of Walter the Wallaby
Children's Page
 
What people have said about this website
 
'A triffically good website' Eric Idle (No relation)
'A mantelpiece' Terry Jones (No relation at all) (He probably means masterpiece Ed.)
'Sorry, masterpiece' Terry Jones ('I was right Ed.)
'That rare thing - a really triffic website' John Cleese (Still no relation)
'Absolutely triffic' Michael Palin (Not a relation)
'I agree with Eric' Dr Graham Chapman (Still, strangely enough, no relation)
'Really triffic' Terry Gilliam (What an incredible coincidence! no relation either)
'Here is Monty Python's eagerly awaited website. In it the themes and patterns of other websites are stated and re-stated, but with a new and perceptive dramatic intensity which is really triffic, absolutely triffic. Aud the triffic thing about it is it's so triffically good.' Ivy Compton-Burnett (No relation)
 
What other people have said about this website
 
'Triffic' Ken Rosewall
'A finely-wrought work, compassionate, moving and very funny' Rod Laver
'We shall fight on the beaches' Winston S. Churchill
'Triffic' L Nastase
 
 
THE AUTHOR'S FRIEND 

by MICHAEL PALIN aged 8. 

The Author's friend was born in Orpington, Kent in 1937. At the age of five she attended the Orpington School for Girls and in 1948, at the age of eleven went onto Swanley Girls High School, near Orpington. She left school at the age of eighteen, and in 1964, became the third youngest woman secretary of the Orpington Tennis Club. In addition to tennis she also enjoys moderately long walks in the country and she has read many light novels. She is married to an Orpington man, the only survivor of the gang which slew Joey Gallo outside a Manhattan restaurant in 1972. 
 
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