DO YOU SINCERELY WANT TO BE CONNED?
By Americans
Throughout the ages Very Rich Men have discovered the secret of making your money theirs 
NOW these Very Rich Men are prepared to impart this secret to you in confidence. 
 
OPPORTUNITY  ** 
**  VERY RICH MEN 
 
 

 Now is your chance of a lifetime. Dare to be Robbed Ltd. makes you a remarkable offer. Starting off with only one pound per week. we guarantee that within TWO MONTHS you can have the whole of your money removed, no matter which way you turn. 

You are now blessed and will inherit the Earth 

 
The secret is quite simple. But very very expensive All you have to do is sign a legally binding contract which commits you to nothing except regular payments. and you are on your way. Throughout this preliminary period we shall pay you regular calls and send you informative leaflets and phone you at night and even move in with you - anything to make sure that you are paying happily. We shall send you a Passport to Poverty in which you can watch the way your Bank Account is emptying We shall send you pictures of yourself as a rich and successful businessman. We shall promise you riches you would never believe possible. ***  SECRET 
 
 

*** WOWEE 
 
 

*** ZAP LEARNING

 
CATCH ** 
At the end of this preliminary period we shall suddenly disappear. You will now hear nothing further from us ever again, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. It is at this point in the course that you will realize how Very Rich Men make their money. 
Having realized this SECRET you have now lost your opportunity to claim your money back under the guarantee. You have learned the SECRET. It is now yours to sell to anybody else**.' 

** And we will help you do this if you enrol in our second stage course.

DO YOU SINCERELY WANT YOUR MONEY BACK?
 
For only half of everything you earn. plus a small interest in your house. your wife, life insurance and pension scheme we will help you get your money back from the people next door entirely FREE OF CHARGE.   ** FREE
 
 
OH CONGRATULATIONS! ** 
We shall show you how they can be paying off your debts while AT THE SAME TIME sincerely becoming poor. With our aid you will be able to promise them THE WORLD. secure in the knowledge that within two months we shall suddenly leave you on your own again with 
* nocturnal unrest 
* irate neighbours 
* bankruptcy hearings 
* expensive litigation 
* civil war in your area 
* no money 
* no friends 
AND the Very Rich Man a Secret of Happiness.
WRITE NOW FOR DETAILS TO:
 
 DARE TO BE ROBBED LTD 
 Very Rich Men's Secrets 
 Department 4 USA. 
(Email: B U L@ S H I T) 
Tick the following: 

Yes I'm interested 
Yes, yes I'm extremely interested 
Oh, boy am I interested 
Jesus Christ I'm fantastically interested 
No I am a Lawyer 

BARGAIN
Even if you are not interested you are still entitled to purchase the following books at bargain prices.

Do you Sincerely Want to be Bankrupt?
Do you Sincerely Want to Commit Suicide?
Do you Sincerely Want to be Buried Cheaply?

 
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