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Throughout the ages Very Rich Men have discovered the secret
of making your money theirs
NOW these Very Rich Men are prepared to impart this secret to you in confidence. OPPORTUNITY **
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** VERY RICH MEN
Now is your chance of a lifetime. Dare to be Robbed Ltd. makes you a remarkable offer. Starting off with only one pound per week. we guarantee that within TWO MONTHS you can have the whole of your money removed, no matter which way you turn. You are now blessed and will inherit the Earth |
| The secret is quite simple. But very very expensive All you have to do is sign a legally binding contract which commits you to nothing except regular payments. and you are on your way. Throughout this preliminary period we shall pay you regular calls and send you informative leaflets and phone you at night and even move in with you - anything to make sure that you are paying happily. We shall send you a Passport to Poverty in which you can watch the way your Bank Account is emptying We shall send you pictures of yourself as a rich and successful businessman. We shall promise you riches you would never believe possible. | *** SECRET
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*** ZAP LEARNING |
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CATCH **
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At the end of this preliminary period we shall suddenly disappear.
You will now hear nothing further from us ever again, NO MATTER HOW HARD
YOU TRY. It is at this point in the course that you will realize how Very
Rich Men make their money.
Having realized this SECRET you have now lost your opportunity to claim your money back under the guarantee. You have learned the SECRET. It is now yours to sell to anybody else**.' ** And we will help you do this if you enrol in our second stage course. |
| For only half of everything you earn. plus a small interest in your house. your wife, life insurance and pension scheme we will help you get your money back from the people next door entirely FREE OF CHARGE. | ** FREE |
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OH CONGRATULATIONS! **
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We shall show you how they can be paying off your debts while AT THE
SAME TIME sincerely becoming poor. With our aid you will be able to promise
them THE WORLD. secure in the knowledge that within two months we shall
suddenly leave you on your own again with
* nocturnal unrest * irate neighbours * bankruptcy hearings * expensive litigation * civil war in your area * no money * no friends AND the Very Rich Man a Secret of Happiness. |
| DARE TO BE ROBBED LTD
Very Rich Men's Secrets Department 4 USA. (Email: B U L@ S H I T) |
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