NIGHTIE NIGHTIE: 
Sheer heaven. 15 denier. See everything. 

GREEK LINGERIE: 
As worn by the Colonels. Only for serious tourists. See everything. 

SPLIT-CROTCH FOOTBALL SHORTS: 
"Putting excitement back into the game" 
D.Revie. 
 

  
THE ROBINSON RETRIEVER: 
Recovers instantly anything lost internally etc. 
-"A Boon" D. H. Lawrence. 
 
 
THE VIBRA-PHONE: 
GPO permission needed. Contact your friends at intimate moments. Let them hear how you miss them. Dial TIM, or the weather forecast. Dial LONDON TOURIST INFORMATION, or The Latest Test Score without interrupting your private life. 

THE VIBRATUNE: 
By special arrangement with Charisma Records. Listen to your favourite music in bed. This beats Stereo! An orchestra playing in YOUR own. 
Rousing  Souza Marches. Let LULU lull you with a lilting lullaby. Hardly any buzz at all. MONO ONLY. 
 

 Special Offer: 
Vibratune. 

Now available in Stereo. Songs for swinging couples *. 

* Earphones extra. 

The football results while YOU wait. Music while YOU work. Down YOUR Way etc.
 
VIBRADIO: 
Current Radio Licence required in the British Isles. Why Miss Your Favourites? Listen  to the Spice Girls as never before. Really liven up the J.Y. Programme Contribute to "It's Your Line" without leaving the comfort of your own bed (or somebody else's) 
 
 
VHF:  
Car Model Also Available, Plugs in the Mains. Just watch it go. Lasts a whole weekend without any messy battery changes.  
 
 		 COMING SHORTLY: 
Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson 
The Luton Girls Choir 
Barry Ryan 
Esther Ofarim 
or Omar Sharif. (To taste) 
 
THE "THOMPSON" WALLET SUPPORTER: 
For the mature man who finds his freedom of movement restricted by the size of his wallet. The "THOMPSON" Wallet Supporter gives uplift in 3 vital areas: (a) credit cards (b) huge wads of fivers and (c) freds. With the 'THOMPSON' Wallet Supporter even the most successful businessman can jump and roll around unfettered. 
 
 
VIBRAFRAME: 
Hand-painted pictures of your favourites for you to enjoy.  
 
 THE "ALADDIN": 
No more tiresome ejaculations!   

The "ALADDIN" produces a realistic squeal, as of a pig being trodden on, at the crucial moment, thereby distracting your partners attention, and providing YOU with an alibi.
 
THE HARRY HOLD-YOU-FIRM: for the "tired" businessman. "I feel like a new man" - J. Stone (Miss)
 
THE "HURRY" SHOE & SOCK  
COMBINED:  
For those in a hurry, who haven't usually time to take everything off.  
 		 THE "WIDGERY" BLACKMAIL NOTE:  
A really safe document.  
(Guaranteed untraceable - contains no ex-works no. or address)  
Simply fill in the amount required, the name of the blackmailee, the place to leave the money, and some rough indication of the sexual practice to be revealed, in the spaces provided on the note, and "hey-presto!" you're rich overnight!  
 
 
THE "GROSVENOR" ARM CHAIR: 
A real post-coital "must" for all active people. After a good bang, sit down and relax in the "Grosvenor" Range of Furniture. "A really comfortable arm-chair" The Sun ("Grosvenor" Post-Coital Products, Brighton) 
 
 
THE "FALCOM' EDITION OF "WAR AND PEACE" 
For those long jobs that go on and on, a really good book is essential. 
 		 BOOKS: FORBIDDEN CLASSICS! 
321 Lucky Gym 
322 Cider with flosie 
323 Around the World in Eighty Ways 
324 The Enigma Variations (Fully illustrated) 
 
 
THE OMAR SHEATH:
Uncircumcised Rubberware
 
 
THE WHOOPEE-SHEATH: 
Makes a rude noise when sat on.  
 

 
THE "WHATS THAT SONNY?" 
For the smaller man 
 
 
 

 JOINT 
This one's for passing around. 

PLUS: 
THE SNOB SHEATH: 
Harrods Coat of Arms and Oxford and Cambridge Colleges 

THE PATRIOT'S PROTECTOR: 
Available in red, white and blue. Also: 
Stars and Stripes 
Union Jack 
Tricolour 
Hammer and Sickle 
Maple Leaf 

THE WORLD FAMOUS CONDOMENT: 
For discreet flavouring Add relish to your 
lovemaking. Salt and Pepper Available 
Curry Powder extra
 
THE BOSTON STARTLER: 
Available for the larger gentleman. In several colours: black, brown and Australian. 
 
 
DRIP DRY CONDOMS: 
For wash and wear, will go in the Laundromat. WARNING: They are a little thick. 
 
THE ORIGINAL "DIRTY OLD MAC":
Recommended by the Rotarians. For those difficult years.

ARTICLES AND FURTHER READING
Queen for a Day     How  to, when to and where to
Gay Garages             Useful guide
Rosy Fingered Dawn     A tale of two lesbians
I gave myself to a fifteen-year-old Virgin     True life confession by a Bristol businessman
The Boy's Book of Boys "Will not suit all tastes". The Guardian
You and Your Penis Condensed from It Pays to Look After Your Penis (First Printed in Reader's Digest)
Puppy Love The facts     by a Vet
Calf Love     Exciting sequel to Puppy Love by an ex-Vet

** Send all those used condoms to SEXFAM **

Give a little of it back.
"People are sex starved in Hertfordshire"  "Disaster areas like Reigate"  "No sex at all in Bristol"  "Haven't had it for months"

SEND ANYTHING YOU HAVE
Old sexy underwear, split-crotch panties, used "special aids" to matrimonial harmony, old au-pair girls, Swedish magazines (urgently needed in Esher), Creams and Ungents.
 
VOLUNTEERS

Will you join the crash teams of relief workers? Special volunteers working around the clock to satisfy the needy. All types welcome. Especially tall dancers. No previous experience necessary.
 

 
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