Sunset Beach Fan Guide
Miscellaneous Quotes

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Sean learns that Amy has been checking up on him. (Sept. 10, 1998)
LEO: She wanted to know what time you would be done working.
SEAN: (alarmed) You didn't tell her, did you?

When Gabi nearly falls off a ladder, Ricardo goes up to help her. (Aug. 7, 1998)
RICARDO: Guess I could have come up with a better excuse to get my arms around you, huh?

As Melinda, Casey, and Sara surface outside the ship, Melinda's film canister--containing the negatives of the compromising photos of Casey and Sara--drifts away. (Aug. 7, 1998)
MELINDA: Don't just float there, grab it!

Gregory vows to Annie that he will rescue Bette. (Aug. 7, 1998)
GREGORY: Annie, Bette is the best gossip columnist The Sentinel has ever had. Don't you worry, I'm not going to lose her.

Ricardo wants to scout for an escape route from the sinking ship, and Brad is only too glad to help.
RICARDO: Brad, you're coming with me.
BRAD: Go for the exit? I'm with you!

Casey finds an air tank and explains to Sara how they will use it. (Aug. 6, 1998)
CASEY: I'll show you how we both can share the air as we're going up, okay?
SARA: Hold on, I would have drowned before without you helping me. How are you going to help me AND breathe?
CASEY: Well, lucky for you, you got caught half-naked in a crisis situation with a lifeguard.

Francesca tries to talk Philip out of killing Cole. (Aug. 6, 1998)
FRANCESCA: Philip, let's get off this ship and try to find what we used to have together.
PHILIP: (heavy sarcasm) What did we have, Francesca? A marriage in name only? Oh, I can hardly wait to revisit THAT.

Melinda asks Sara and Casey to help save her. (Aug. 6, 1998)
SARA: Why don't we just get off this ship and that way, we can make sure you'll go to jail?
MELINDA: Oh, that means you'll help me?
SARA: Yeah, you know what we're going to do? We're going to close our eyes and pretend we're saving someone with a soul.

Leo (A.J.'s son) makes a mildly rude comment to Gregory. (Aug. 5, 1998)
GREGORY: Well, you certainly have a mouth like your father.

With Philip holding a gun on him, Cole tries to persuade Caitlin to leave. (Aug. 5, 1998)
CAITLIN: I'm not leaving here without you.
COLE: Caitlin, I love you more than anything on this earth, all right? So don't you worry about me, but I need you to get off this ship and go home to Trey, all right? He needs his mother.
CAITLIN: We both need YOU.
PHILIP: You know, I have got a splitting headache, but this is making me sick to my stomach.

Gabi explains the escape situation to the other survivors. (Aug. 5, 1998)
GABI: There are pipes from the boiler room all through the ship, and the pressure is building. Ricardo was burned turning one off.
MELINDA: Well, now it's off. What the hell are we [doing] standing around having a discussion about it [for]?
GABI: That thing could blow at any time, and if it does when everybody is up on top of that ladder...
MELINDA: We die in your little escape attempt! What good ARE you?
BETTE: Oh, my kingdom for a muzzle for Motormouth!

Aug. 4, 1998
MELINDA: Oh, I hope to God Sara makes it out of this dry and alive.
BRUCE: Is that a bleeding heart I see through that shiny dress?
MELINDA: Please, I worked too hard to get that tramp on tape confessing her affair with Mr. "Can't-Keep-His-Pants-Zipped" Congressman.
BRUCE: Oh, not to mention drugging her and that bohunk lifeguard so you could take fake pictures of them in the sack.
MELINDA: Hey, whatever it takes to boost advance [book] sales. Look, I'm telling you, if Sara kicks the bucket, the press will turn her into some kind of martyr.
BRUCE: Yeah, and if that happens, you'll be lucky if your mother buys your book.

Bette climbs up the makeshift "ladder" to safety. (Aug. 3, 1998)
BETTE: If I can do this in this dress, then you can, too.
MELINDA: Knock yourself out.

Melinda poses an unconscious Sara and Casey for blackmail photos. (July 31, 1998)
MELINDA: If you haven't noticed, I carry a grudge.

Casey realizes Melinda drugged Sara. (July 31, 1998)
CASEY: I swear, if anything happens to her...
MELINDA: Oh, swear away. I'd love to get a four-letter word out of you.

Annie asks Gregory if anything is seriously wrong with him. (July 30, 1998)
GREGORY: No, no, just the usual cuts and scrapes that accompany a freeway falling on you.

Someone mentions Gregory's car, which was totalled by a collapsed overpass before being blown up after it leaked gasoline onto a live wire. (July 29, 1998)
GREGORY: The car. Yeah. Guess I'm going to have to buy a new one.

July 22, 1998
TIM: (to Ben) What kind of a weirdo doesn't tell his own fiancee that he had an identical twin?

Melinda is "sympathizing" with Sara. (July 1998)
MELINDA: I know how a Washington scandal can rip your life apart and leave it in tatters--and you a mere farm girl from Nebraska, for heaven's sake.
SARA: (angrily) Kansas!
MELINDA: Kansas--that's even worse.

No love lost between Melinda and Casey! As he walks up: (July 1998)
MELINDA: Oh, great, the blonde himbo is back.

Meg is talking about her Internet relationship with Ben. (July/Aug. 1998)
MEG: I remember how my heart used to skip a beat every time I would log onto the computer and hear those three little words.
"DANA": I love you.
MEG: No, no: "You've got mail."

Tim reminds Ben that he would now be married to Meg if he hadn't been caught cheating on her right before the wedding. (July 20, 1998<)
BEN: Well, no offense, but I'm happier the way things turned out.

Melinda is preparing to ambush Sara, with her photographer, Bruce, in tow. (July 1998)
MELINDA: Give me a minute to make myself gorgeous.
BRUCE: (incredulously) A minute?

At Trey's baptism, A.J. tells everyone that Olivia needs a few minutes to clear her mind. (July 10, 1998)
GREGORY: It'll take a lot longer than a few minutes.

Bette sees A.J., whom everyone in town believed to be dead. (May 26, 1998)
BETTE: I know that voice, and it's dead.
A.J.: I am so tired of hearing that.

April 22, 1998
DEREK: Oh, Eddie, no wonder you're at the bottom of the food chain: You're stupid.

On Terror Island (Jan. 1998)
MEG: This is not what I had in mind when Ben gave me this island for Christmas. I feel like we are all trapped in an episode of Days Of Our Lives.
VIRGINIA: No kidding. I wouldn't be surprised if crazy Celeste was outside our front door this very second trying to warn us about the evil lurking on the island.
VANESSA: Will you stop this. It's not funny.
VIRGINIA: No one is being funny. DAYS is my favorite story, honey.

Meg tells Tim how she first encountered Casey, who rescued herfrom drowning after she fell into the ocean. (January 10, 1997)
MEG: We met by accident.

Tiffany gives a boat model to Ben, whose wife was believed to have drowned. (January 15, 1997)
BEN: You shouldn't have. No, I mean you REALLY shouldn't have.

Rae is trying to do some wiring in Surf Central when Casey attempts to stop her. (Jan. 15, 1997)
CASEY: You've got to know what you're doing.
RAE: And what qualifies you? Testosterone?

Meg, who is working for Ben, asks his advice on whether she should leave town. (Jan. 17, 1997)
BEN: I'm prejudiced. I need a waitress.

Tim and Annie are in a cave when their flashlight quits. (Aug. 6, 1997)
ANNIE: Do something, Tim. Fix the battery.
TIM: Annie, you just can't fix a battery. It's got to be replaced.

Gregory is talking to Caitlin about Cole. (Aug. 7, 1997)
GREGORY: Yes, well, your mother and I are thrilled that your jewel-thief boyfriend has decided to move into town permanently.

A.J. and Gregory are at the construction site when the earthquake hits. (July 1998)
GREGORY: Just what we need before the resort opens!
A.J.: I think thats the least of our worries right now.

Cole returns home from a short visit with Elaine, to receive some interesting news from Caitlin. (June 23, 1998)
COLE: I leave for two days, and your parents get divorced?

Fruitcake Diane presents her captive, Ben, with some dead flowers. (June 16, 1998)
DIANE: I killed them just for you.

After a thief attempts to steal the Deschanel jewels, Ben removes them from his safe and gives them to Ricardo. (1997)
ANNIE: Why did you give Ricardo those jewels? You could have at least pretended they were stolen.
BEN: Oh, right, of course. There was no way he could have looked in the safe.

Caitlin and Cole plan to meet a little later. (June 4, 1997)
CAITLIN: I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe we should synchronize our watches.

1997
MICHAEL: Are you and Rae having problems with your relationship again?
CASEY: Let's see, Mike: Does Rae saying she should have married Wei-Lee count?

1997
ANNIE: So, what are you going to do? Just hide away from the world for the rest of your life?
BEN: Evidently NOT! People like you won't let me. Francesca commenting on Gabi and Antonio's tryst. (Feb. 25, 1999).
FRANCESCA: I steal and I lie, but at least I have never tried to seduce a priest... Okay, maybe I tried, but I never followed through with it.

Feb. 24, 1999
ANNIE: See you in another lifetime, Rose.
ROSE: That soon?

During Annie's Wizard of Oz fantasy, in which she is Dorothy, Meg appears. (June 3, 1999) ANNIE: Yuck, what are you doing in my fantasy?
MEG: Oh, I'm just here to prove you're fake even in your own dreams. You don't even have Toto.

June 1999
CAITLIN: (about Francesca) It's not an easy thing to work into a conversation, seeing a supposedly dead woman looking at your window from a rose garden.

June 1999
GREGORY: Thank you, A.J.--words I thought I would never say in my lifetime.

Caitlin finds Annie talking to herself. (Oct. 30, 1998)
CAITLIN: I hate that you talk to yourself all the time. It makes me think you are insane.

Caitlin gets fed up with Annie. (Oct. 26, 1998)
CAITLIN: Annie, back off before I shove that necklace down your throat.

Amy's father is missing, and she becomes angry that he hasn't contacted her. (Nov. 15, 1998)
AMY: He owes me big-time for this. I mean, I don't want to hear the word "curfew" or "No, you can't have that new convertible," ever again.

Hank and Joan are talking about Melinda (Sara's enemy who leaked the information about her affair with the Congressman to the press).
HANK: Boy, I'd like to give her a piece of my mind. Better yet, a piece of my fist!
JOAN: Hank! You've never hit a woman before!
HANK: I could hit her and I still wouldn't be hitting a woman!

Sara and Casey wash up on a deserted island. Fearing Casey is dead, Sara is leaning over him when he awakens.(Aug 1998)
SARA: Oh, you're alive!
CASEY: Yeah, and you're blocking my sun! How am I supposed to get an even tan?

Cole wonders why Francesca is suddenly panic-stricken when they break into Hillary's house.
FRANCESCA: (irritated) Could we talk about this another time? Like when we're not in someone else's house about to break into someone's safe?!

Ben tells Bette about Hank's medical condition (he was injured during the earthquake).

Annie shoots Ben accidentally.
ANNIE: Ben, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to shoot you, don't die. I need you, I love you!
BEN: How about loving me less.... just a bit?!

Ben and Meg are at a travel agency. They are trying to get information that could help clear Annie of her father's murder, so they pretend to be a couple wanting to make vacation plans. (1997)
TRAVEL AGENT: So, where do you want to go, lovebirds?
Ben and Meg speak together.
BEN: Mountains!
MEG: Beach!
BEN: It's okay, we can go to the beach.
MEG: Oh, no, no! The mountains are wonderful, sweetie!
TRAVEL AGENT: Mountains? Okay. Oh, you know, I have some great skiing packages this time of year.
MEG: Skiing? Skiing?? Oh, I'm sure you'd just LOVE to go skiing again, wouldn't you?! Maybe find another skiing instructor?!
BEN: Nothing happened between me and Jody!
MEG: You remember her name?!!
BEN: So I'm... I'm good with names!
MEG: Oh, you... ! YouŽre good, all right! I'm sure this little she-devil knows how good you are, doesn't she?!
BEN: We were... we were snowed in! It was an avalanche, for God's sake!
MEG: I'm sure I know how you kept warm! (she starts "crying")
BEN: Oh, please... could you?
TRAVEL AGENT: Yeah, yeah... It's okay, we'll find something else.
Ben starts to search the files on the computer.
TRAVEL AGENT: Oh, you know what, sir, don't play with the computer, okay?
BEN: I know my way on the Internet. Look, darling, I'm gonna find us a nice, warm beach vacation! How does Aruba sound?The travel agent approaches him, and Meg tries to save the situation.
BEN: Oh, my God! I hope she won't have a fit again! Last time she blew the place apart!
Meg throws a newspaper. The travel agent again tries to approach the computer.
MEG: Do you know where I found them??
TRAVEL AGENT: Where?
MEG: In the hot tub! NAKED!
BEN: Oh, darling! The doctor told us to warm up as soon as possible!
MEG: Oh! And I'm sure those bar cocktails were to give you bubbles, weren't they??!

Meg and Ben are being taken to SBPD for helping in Annie's escape from the police after she was accused of murdering her father. (1997)
MEG: So what happens now? We have our fingerprints and a picture taken? I'm having a bad hair day!

Ben is held captive by by his evil twin, Derek, when Eddie finally finds him. (1998)
EDDIE: You have a twin?! Get outta here!
BEN: Believe me, I've been trying!

Ricardo catches Ben and Meg in the men's room, hiding after helping Annie escape from the police. (early 1997)
RICARDO: Classy guy, Evans!

At the mortuary, crazy Diane is holding Ben prisoner. (mid-1998)
DIANE: (to an unconscious Ben) I don't think you're listening to me!

Ben tries to explain that he is not the Terror Island killer. (summer 1998)
BEN: It was Derek!
RICARDO: Derek?
BEN: Derek. I have an identical twin.
RICARDO: Oh, man! Evans, give me some credit for having a bit of intelligence! Meg walks up to Ben and kisses him.
BEN:That was a surprise!
MEG: Sorry about that. That was for Gregory's benefit only.
BEN: Well, I hope not!

Tim found out about Ben and Meg's plans to get married soon, and he ended up saying something to upset Meg. (1998)
BEN: (to Casey) I don't know about you, but IŽd like to wire his mouth shut again!
CASEY: As your best man, I'd be glad to assist!

1998
TIM: (to Ben) Where's Meg?
BEN: Maybe I have locked her up in a room, or maybe I cut her up in little pieces and served her as stew!

1998

BEN: (to Eddie) Try to overcome your natural urge to be an idiot, Eddie!

TIM: Are you surprised that we had schools in Kansas?
ANNIE: Oh, did you go?
TIM: Yeah, I did. I even graduated from one.

While stranded on an island, Casey and Sara find a hut on the beach. Casey decides to go look for berries and stuff. (Aug. 1998)
CASEY: Make yourself at home
SARA: Yeah, maybe Mr. and Mrs Howell left a TV and a satellite dish around here for me!

MRS. MOREAU (the herbalist): (to Virginia) Don't tell me you've grown a conscience!
VIRGINIA: Don't be ridiculous!

BEN: (to an unconscious Meg) The silent treatment, huh?

Cole is outside hiding A.J's hotel room when his cell phone rings. A.J., Olivia, and Caitlin are inside and they hear the ring. They each take out their cell phones. (1998)
CAITLIN: Hello?
OLIVIA: Hello?
A.J.: Hello?
Each looks at one another, dumbfounded that no one has a call.
CAITLIN: That was like that scene from Clueless!

EDDIE: At least I don't kill my women!
GREGORY: At least I don't dress like them! (referring to the time Eddie cross-dressed as a disguise)

Meg and Ben are in Kansas. (1997)
MEG: You know, Tim lives just down the road.
BEN: Every good town has its flaws!

1998
EDDIE: (to Derek) You tall, dark, and handsome types are all the same. You say you'll call, but you never do!

Derek shows Ben the polaroids of Eddie's dead body. (1998)
DEREK: Good shots, aren't they? I'm thinking of entering them into one of those photo contests for best still-life!

Tim is annoying Ben. (1998)
TIM: Easy, Ben. We don't want you to snap, because we all know what happens when the Evans boys get mad, don't we?
BEN: You'd better keep at a distance then, shouldn't you?

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