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Well, here you are at one of the most screwed words of the English Slang. I made this word up all by myself in 9th Grade Biology. If you can't decipher it - good. I only want the enlightened to know its meaning and philosophy. It is now the title of this newsletter/zine, which I hope you will read in full.

What any D'poessmesosinonic reader should know:

  • Your Windows 95 CD has Weezer's "Buddy Holly" video on it.
  • If you hear someone refer to "Alternative Music," they mean "Pop"; please correct them.
  • Just because you breathe air, you're not being mainstream.
  • Food Coloring alters the hue of your excreta as well as your meal.
  • Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
  • Phantasmagoria 1 is better than Phantasmagoria 2.
  • Phantasmagoria 1 is better than waffles.
  • Food tastes better if it's free.
  • Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
  • There is no such word as "anyways," there is only "anyway."
  • Tums taste like chalk, but yo, they're the best freaking darn chalk I ever tasted.
  • Phantasmagoria 1 is better than a Rubik's Cube.
  • When in chat rooms, it is considered bad form to say "lalalala," "I'm sad," or "SOMEBODY TALK TO ME!"
  • You don't have to like the Dead to like Phish.
  • I'm flyer than you.
  • Melt Banana lyrics are in fact, English.

    The Second Page has been written; you now have the option to read it.

    DARLG!
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