Well, here you are at one of the most screwed words of the English Slang. I made this word up all by myself in 9th Grade Biology. If you can't decipher it - good. I only want the enlightened to know its meaning and philosophy. It is now the title of this newsletter/zine, which I hope you will read in full.
What any D'poessmesosinonic reader should know:
Your Windows 95 CD has Weezer's "Buddy Holly" video on it.
If you hear someone refer to "Alternative Music," they mean "Pop"; please correct them.
Just because you breathe air, you're not being mainstream.
Food Coloring alters the hue of your excreta as well as your meal.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
Phantasmagoria 1 is better than Phantasmagoria 2.
Phantasmagoria 1 is better than waffles.
Food tastes better if it's free.
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
There is no such word as "anyways," there is only "anyway."
Tums taste like chalk, but yo, they're the best freaking darn chalk I ever tasted.
Phantasmagoria 1 is better than a Rubik's Cube.
When in chat rooms, it is considered bad form to say "lalalala," "I'm sad," or "SOMEBODY TALK TO ME!"
You don't have to like the Dead to like Phish.
I'm flyer than you.
Melt Banana lyrics are in fact, English.
The Second Page has been written; you now have the option to read it.
DARLG!