Well, now. The fact that of all my links you chose to go to my own MIDI Archive indicates that you are of sound mind. That was a poor joke; takes notes (another) there will be an evaluation of your skills sometime in the future.

Now, on to the MIDI

Now just a brief bit of information about MIDI. MIDI is an acronym for Musical Instrument Digital Interface. Thanks to your Java-Enhanced Version of Netscape greater than 2.01, you can hear these files while connected. If you're not evolved, you can save them and your copy of Windows should have a built in MIDI sequencer. If you have a Macintosh, what hope do you have?

The Files: I swear!

First: Da Noo Sheeott


  • Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz Mr. Bungle
  • Mortal Kombat Techno Theme A Not So Cool, But Legendary Guy
  • Dark Fantasy: The Most Bad-Ass Final Fantasy Mix Anonymous Badass
  • Last Caress The Misfits
  • Peaches en Regalia Frank Zappa
  • A Combination of Zappa Themes God, er Frank Zappa
  • Heart of Glass Blondie
  • Space Harrier Theme A Really Cool Guy
  • The Beautiful People Marilyn Manson
  • Harvester of Sorrows Metallica
  • Kid Icarus Theme Rep. From Coolguys Inc.
  • Purple Haze Jimi Hendrix
  • Mother Danzig
  • Sweet Dreams Eurythmics
  • Peg Steely Dan
  • Don't Fear the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
  • Take Five Dave Brubek Quartet
  • Mario 64 Water Theme Another Cool Guy
  • Ranma 1/2 Theme A Pretty Cool Guy
  • Santeria Sublime
  • The Godfather Theme Mr. Corleoni's Musicians?

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    RiffRaff, Magenta, Colombia, and Transylvanians
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