"Beavis is in the house, beeotch"
"If I like had one eye..."
"You may take me, but..."
"...and one more shot of the captain"
"Chalk sucks, it tastes terrible"
"Gimme a condom..."
"Here is sit same as ever..."
"A man's home is his castle"
"I ledge of aplegence..."
"Sperm is a terrible thing to waste"
"Do you have any teepee..."
"We're stuck, we're dead..."
"Boioioioioioing"
"Hey, would you like to see my bunghole"
"I am Cornholio"
"So girls have a crotch..."
"Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch"
"Are you threatening me?"
"Cut it out, bunghole"
"My doctor says I'm crazy..." (MTV Movie Awards '96)

Well spank my ass, and call me Charlie

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