So, you're having a little difficulty with Leisure Suit Larry 7, eh? How did
I know, you ask? Because I recieve at least 15 letters a day requesting hints
(plus you came to the hints page, so it just sort of made sense!). Well,
you're in luck, because here is a quick summary of how to "get" every girl on
the ship. It won't get you all of the points, and all of the jokes, but it
might help those in need.
The Juggs
The jugs are in the spa, next to the horseshoe tournament. Talk to them about
everything you can, just as you would normally do. Find out about their little
clothing accident. Go to you room, and get the silicon spray can from under
the toilet. Then talk to Drew about the "Gigantic Erection" (don't get excited,
it's just a drink). Then order one at the bar. While the bartender is away
making the drink, sneak into the Juggs dressing room, and switch the the silicon
spray with their hairspray. Next, go to the kitchen, and remove the hot light
from above the Spork display. You have to get the chinese guy to leave, by
eating tons of spork. Then, go back into their dressing room (same way), and
press the button on the book shelf. Then leave, and replace the spot light
with the heat light. Send the light back up by pressing the button again, and
then leave and return. The show will begin!
Drew
Drew is by the pool. Talk to her about all the thing you can. Then go to
the library, and click on all the book when you first enter. There will
be a book on Anton Fokker. Return to Drew, and talk to her about Fokker.
She will be impressed by your knowledge, and agree to go to your room to
talk about it with her. You will need to get her clothes. To do so, you
need the key to the luggage room. Go up to the cursing pirate lade, and
ask her about cabin boy. She will talk about Qxyita. Go down to the
staff room. Just walk past all the security, it's just a joke. Click on
the latch, and open the door. Look at the lockers, and return to the lady.
Ask her about the locker, until she tells you the exact one. Then ask
about the combination. She will give it to you. Return, and open the
locker. Talk to Qzyta, and ask about key. Then return to lady, and find
out what Qyzita needs. Go to the main desk, and ask about gettin a passport.
Go back to Qyzta and ask about pictures. Buy the pictures. Go to the
library, ask her about something so Victorian checks the computer. While
she's turned, take the glue from her desk. Use the glue on the pictures,
and place the picture on your ID card. Then bring the fake license to the
main desk, and get your passport. Give the passport to Qzytia, get the key,
open the luggage hold, find her suitcase, and bring it to her. When she
comes back to your room go up and get the hose from the case on the top
walking area. Hook one end of the hose to the open pipe in your room, and
the other end to the pipe above the toilet. Then flush the toilet.
Victorian Principals
After you have finished with Drew, take her book from her table. Then go
to Vicky, and ask her about something. When she turns around to type on
the computer, take her book, remove the cover, and then replace Drew's
book with her's. Leave the library, and return, and you'll find a new
Vicky.
Dewmi More
Go to the statue room, and remove the two dice from the feet of the
staue. Go to your room, and get the toilet paper. Use the toilet paper
on the dice. Go to the staff lounge, and read the sign about corrupt dice.
Go to the dining room and eat the bean dip. Then go to the casino, and fart
next to the James Bond guys. The table will clear, and play the game with
the fake dice. When you win, Dewmi will appear. You need win at the dice
game. To cheat, press CTRL-C to remove the top from her dice, and make
it a little easier to win. Win the game and trip, and then return the next
day to get the drug vile she used on you.
Jamie Lee Coitus
Go to the main ball room her, and talk to her about everything. Suggest
Leisure Suits. Go up to the top floor, and open the electrical box with
the screw driver that you get from the top of the statue pilings. Go to
the employee lounge, and get the jumper cable. Attach one end to the sail
swithc, and the other to the announcement switch. Wait for an announcement,
and then go up to the sails. Use the knife that you get from the Spork table
after the chineese guy has left, and cut some polyester. Then bring the
polyester to Jamie Lee Coitus. Return to the room later, and read the
note on the door. Then go to the back door, and do your thing. The go to
the best-dressed competition, and win.
The Mysterious Woman
Take the screwdriver from the toolbox at the top of the statue frame.
Open the vent in Qyzeta room, and climb into it. Undress in the dark room.
Take the scarf the next morning. Then go back to the dark room. Look at
the chair the old man was sitting in, and take the will. Read it, and then
go to the main desk and ask about the old man. Then go to the phone, and
call the main desk about the name. Go to the main desk, and ask the guy
about your bill. When he goes to check it, click on the phone, and then
press the redial button, and get the phone number. Go to the phone, and
call it room. Then visit the room, and sneak into bed. Undress, and bang
the hell out of the person in the bed. Come back the next day, and talk
about the whole thing. She will give you the deed to a cruising line.
Captain Theigh
Win all the competitions, and then visit Captain Thiegh. Talk to her about
all the things, and then give her the deed to the shipping line. She
will give you what you want, and you will have won the game.
WINNING THE COMPETITIONS
BOWLING
Go down into the upper back store room (see Drew summary on how to get
the key). Open the door behind you and spray hair spray (which you get
from the Juggs room, so see Juggs section if you have a question). Go
back to the bowling alley, and rub the KZ Jelly on the scarf (you get the
KZ on the table in the employee lounge, and the scarf from the old woman)
Then rub the scarf on the bowling ball, and play the game.
BEST DRESSED COMPETITION
After you do your thing with Jaimie Lee (look above), enter the competition
and you'll win.
SEX COMPETITION
After you have done your thing with Victorian Principals, have her enter the
sex competition for you. She'll know what to do.
HORSESHOES
After you have defeated the Juggs, go back stage and get the lights and remote
from on top of the console. Then go to the statue room, and remove the two dice
from the foot of the Venus statue that the guy is working on. Leave the room
and return, and then climb up the latter to the top of the room. Wrap the lights
around the pole in the ceiling. Go upstairs to the horseshoe competition, and
use the control on the pole. Now you can't miss.
FOOD COMPETITION
Go to the kitchen, and take the fish on the counter. Read the paper that
was wrapped in it, so that you now have the recipe. You get the beaver milk
from the beavers in the cage down on the lower back holding room. (you need
the key which you can figure out by reading the Drew summary) Go to the second
to top level, and remove the fruit from the bush on the front end of that aread.
You get the salt from Victorian's room, by getting her to turn around again. Put
the recipe together in the machine in the kitchen. Then use the acid that
Dewmi used on you. Give the cheese to the judges and you win.
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