Graviton Girls vs Nerima Guys: Chapter 6: Endgame
A Fanfic by Eddie Vagg and David Myers
The story so far: A-ko, B-ko, C-ko and gang go to Nerima for a student exchange trip, and B-ko learns that she's been set up to marry Kuno by her father. A-ko has lost her powers due to a run-in with Happosai, but she's formed a friendship with Ranma, who offered to help her out. Ryoga gives an odd medallion to Akane as a souvenir from Gravitron City. A strange substitute teacher, Gail shows up and generally acts like Darth Vader. C-ko gets kidnapped by Gail, followed by Akane. (now THAT's a twist...) Using the Codex Medallion, Gail moves the spaceship from Graviton City to Tokyo for reasons yet unknown. Hikaru Daitokuji's martial artists prove to be total cowards, and of no value whatsoever. Meanwhile everyone fights amongst themselves. B-ko's plan backfires when she remove's A-ko's Bracers, thus restoring her powers...
Ranma leaps from battle droid to battle droid making faces at his pursuer.
Ranma: Nyaaa catch me if you caaan.
Kuno: Saotome I will punish youuuu!
The giant K.U.N.O doid follows Ranma close behind obliterating each of the Gamma droids with its giant saber. Ranma leaps to the ground underneath one of the droids. As Kuno moves his sabre in to finish off the robot Ranma leaps off to the side just as the droid explodes.
Kuno: At last you are smitten fiend. I have finally laid the great Ranma Saotome low. Ahh some days my prowess impresses even me!
Ranma: Puff Puff Doesn't that guy ever give up.
Ranma stands propped against the alley watching the droids moving throughout the city.
Ranma: What are those things? Where the hell did they....
Soun: RANMAAAA!!!!
Ranma jumps back in shock at seeing Soun spring out of nowhere.
Ranma: Where the heck did you guys come from?
Soun: How could you let that... teacher kidnap Akane like that.
Ranma: What the heck are you talking about?
Soun: That Mr... Gail has kidnapped Akane...
Ranma: Akane's been kidnapped...Again.. what is it with that girl?
Genma: Be that as it may, its your responsibility to rescue her Ranma my boy.
Ranma: I kinda have other things on my mind right now. Like where the hell all these walking coke cans came from.
Genma: Listen to me! As Akane's fiancee its you responsibility to rescue her from her captors.
Ranma: Jeez aint it just peachy how I always get hooked up with the rescue missions. Alright then where is she?
Genma: Hmmmm I don't know....
Ranma falls to the ground.
Ranma: Then how the heck am I supposed to save her if I don't know where she is?
Genma: Don't ask me, she's not my Fiancee.
Gail is on the Galaxy bridge of the Egota class cruiser, Akane and C-ko with him, tied up to a column. C-ko is still in her hypnotic trance, but Akane has regained some of her pluck.
Akane: You won't get away with this Mr Gail! Ranma will come and rescue me, you just wait and see!
Gail: I told you NOT to call me that! It's GAIL!!! Just plain Gail!
Akane: Well! Sorr-rry Mr Gail!
Gail: Impudent fool! You should consider yourself fortunate, you will be witness to the end of this pathetic city. I have chosen to spare you from destruction, after all, you possesed the medallion. You were never the rightful owner, but you do have a strong spirit. (pauses romantically) I like that in a girl.
Akane: WHAT!!!
Gail: Your eyes... They shine with intelligence...
Akane: I don't believe this miste...
Gail: JUST GAIL!
B-ko: Ok, A-ko. C-ko's missing again. I'll offer you ANOTHER temporary truce, but only until C-ko is rescued. Is that understood?
Ryoga: I'll rescue you, Akane!
A-ko: (gestures to Ryoga) You can't carry both of us up there you know...
B-ko: And why would I need you? I am quite capable of rescuing C-ko on my own thank you.
A-ko: What? Don't you dare!
B-ko flies up into the sky. She pauses when she is level with a tall water tower.
B-ko: Ta ta A-ko, have fun getting up there. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Ryoga: Bu..bu.. but you can't do that.
Suddenly a shadow flies from the tower until it hits B-ko from behind.
B-ko: What the? You again get it off get it off!
B-ko begins flying around in circles and loop the loops trying to dislodge Happosai from her buttocks.
Happosai: (clings on to B-ko's rear end) Oh! What a fine day! did I mention what a peachy complexion you have?
Ryoga: Look at her go. A-ko: She's headed for the spaceship.
B-ko flies crazily through the sky until she becomes a distant speck in the sky, Overshadowed by the Egota Class Space Cruiser. Finally there is a small explosion implying that B-ko flew into the ship.
Ryoga: Greeaaaat! How are we going to get there now?
A rope ladder lowers near them. B-ko's pink gyrocopter hovers above, piloted by Ume, and pedal powered by Mari. Asa and Ine ride shotgun, wearing combat fatigues.
Asa: Climb the ladder! We'll get you up there!
A-ko: Well... Ok....
A-ko and Ryoga climb the rope ladder, and the ornithopter gains altitude.
Gail: Gamma droids, we have what we came for. Return to the ship.
Gail turns to Akane and C-ko.
Gail: As for you two, it's time we went for a little walk...
All of a sudden, the Gamma droids stop fighting, and one by one take off.
Genma: Look boy! An opportunity presents itself! See if you can't ride piggypack on one.
Ranma: You'd better know what you're doing, pop Hyaaa!
Ranma leaps heroically on to the back of a Gamma droid. Oblivious, the robot takes off.
Kuno: Ranma! You cowardly flee from the Blue Thunder of Furiken high. I shall pursue thee with untold vengance!
The K.U.N.O mecha shudders, as exhaust fumes eminate from hidden propulsion thrusters. With more noise than dignity, the K.U.N.O lifts off.
Ranma: Go away Kuno! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away!
Desperately Ranma leaps at the last minute onto B-ko's construction just as the K.U.N.O moves in and strikes at the Gamma droid destroying it instantly.
Cygnan soldier 1: It's no use, we're being overwhelmed!
Cygnan soldier 2: We must fight to the last woman. Bwaaaa!!!
Cygnan soldier 2 is fried by Gamma laser fire.
Cygnan communications officer: (looks hopeful) Help is on it's way!
The last guardians of the Egota class Cruiser look through a shatterproof window, to see the waterlogged, battle scarred remains of the casino city in the hold. Down "Main street" flies D in her Scout Saucer.
D: (thinking) Gail, you fiend. I will defeat you and rescue the princess. But there sure is a lot of hiding holes for a rat like you in such a large ship.
Kuno: Curse you Saotome I will punish you!
Ranma: Ahhh Kuno....
Kuno: Every dog has his day and today is yours fiend!
Ranma: Ahhh Kuno.........
Kuno: I will not be stopped I will not be dismissed I will triumph!
Ranma grabs hold of the K.U.N.O's Shoulder and swings into its armpit just as it crashes into the space cruiser. The large Egota Class Cruiser complete with C-ko smiley face and Spaceshipland mural now has a man like protrusion projecting from the side of the ship. Inside the ship the K.U.N.O Mecha has managed to ram its head and shoulders into the corridoors. Many of the Cygnan soldiers stare at the remains of the Gamma droids which have been crushed by the K.U.N.O's entrance. Ranma slips up into the corridoor and gives a quick smile to the soldiers.
Ranma: Yo... how ya goin?
They fall to the ground in shock.
B-ko comes to her senses in a corridor, a gaping hole in the hull of the spaceship offering her a spectacular view of Tokyo. Happosai nestles warmly on her chest.
Happosai: Oh such beauty! A marvelous... SLAM!
B-ko: You've molested me for the last time, pervert! I think you will enjoy this... BLACK JACOVINI SHOOTING STAR!
A long, viscious electric whip spits out from a small handle held by B-ko.
B-ko: (cracks whip) Whoa boy!
Happosai: Humph! I was just giving a kind lady a hug! What's wrong with that?
B-ko: SHUT UP!
CRACK!
Happosai: Yow! That smarts! And you call me a pervert!
CRACK!
This time Happosai dodges with considerable skill. Happosai leaps up on B-ko's shoulder.
Happosai: Ha! I'm too close for you to swing your whip now, girlie!
B-ko: I don't believe this!
B-ko seizes the pint-sized martial artist by the scruff of his neck, and hurls him down the corridor with all her strength.
Happosai: WAAaaaa....
B-ko: Don't come back now, y'here!
Happosai hurtles down the passageway, and slams right through a hatch, into darkness.
Happosai: (sniff sniff) What's that delightful aroma?
Happosai lifts his head. It is apparent he has reached the ship's laundry, he sits on piles of womens undergaments! Thousands of brassieres, and panties litter the room, some stacks reach the ceiling. Happosai's eyes widen in astonishment.
Happosai: I'm in heaven!
Happosai begins swimming in amongst the various pieces of womens undergarments, Laughing hysterically.
A-ko: My powers are back for good!
Ryoga: Just how strong are you?
A-ko smiles to Ryoga and winks.
A-ko: Strong enough!
Ryoga nods and then looks up at the approaching battle fortress.
Ryoga:(Thinking) Don't worry Akane, I'm coming for you!
He then looks across at Mari who is peddling furious in an attempt to gain some altitude. She looks back at him and her thick lips twist into a sweet smile.
Mari:(Deep voice) Hi.
Ryoga (Shocked): Ahhhhh ahhh yeah hi.
He looks away a look of disgust, revulsion and most of all fear written all over his face.
The Cygan foot soldiers watch as Ranma charges down the corridor.
Crrrreeack! K.U.N.O's hatch opens, and Kuno staggers out of the cockpit of his mecha.
Cygnan soldier 1: (readies laser rifle) Identify yourself!
Kuno: What! You fail to recongnise the great...
B-ko: IDIOT!
B-ko charges into the corridoor, furious as ever.
B-ko: I can't believe I entrusted you with my invention! (points) Look what you've done! That took me all night to build!
Kuno: Your tool has served it's usefulness, now let the heavens tremble as my enemies feel the wrath of Kuno!
B-ko: Grrr!
Cygnan soldier 1: That woman's an identified threat. OPEN FIRE!
The Alpha Cygan footsoldiers let loose with a volley of laser fire. B-ko dodges like crazy, but Kuno stands his ground, proudly.
Kuno: Let not the spear of the devil strike me down, for I am the light, the magnificent...
B-ko: COME ON!
B-ko yanks Kuno by the hair out of the path of a dozen lazer beams, and returns fire with a volley of missles. Stunned and blackened, the surviving soldiers duck under cover.
B-ko: I can't believe I just did that. Be grateful Tatewaki, you owe me!
Mari finally stops pedalling.
Ume: We're there!
The Gyrocopter has landed on the outer hull of the spaceship, amongst the ruins of Spaceshipland's theme park. A gaping hole in the hull permits entry to the innards of the ship.
Ryoga: Akane's in there... I hope you brought a map!
A-ko: I've been here before...
Ume:(reading instruments) Incoming hostiles!
Asa: Battle stations!
Asa, Ume and Ine ready an assortment of heavy weaponry, as Mari leaps from the gyrocopter. All of a sudden, an army of Gamma droids spew from the opening, and charge into the theme park.
Asa: Fire!
Ume, Ine and Asa fire their Bazooka's collectively taking out scores of targets. Mari, solo stands in the way of hundreds of Gamma droids.
A-ko: Uh.. Mari, do you need a hand? Ryoga: We can't leave her to fend for herself!
A-ko and Ryoga also leap from the copter and join Mari
Mari: (high pitched girlie voice) In 10 seconds time you will cease to exist. Hiyayayayayayayayayaya!
Mari's arms are a blur, as she tears into the Gamma droids. They are no match for the musclegirl, even though they outnumber her one hundred to one.
Ryoga: (flipping one droid into the hall of mirrors) Woah! She's some martial artist!
A-ko: (kicks a droid past the ferris wheel) She's pretty good!
A-ko picks up the Merry-go-round and throws it at a clump of droids. The amusement ride explodes on impact, destroying the drones.
A-ko: Come on, Ryoga. We've gotta find C-ko and Akane.
Ryoga: I'll clear a path! A-ko: No need...
A-ko punches a large hole into the battle fortress and leaps in.
C-ko: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Gail: Shut UP you little munchkin! Act like the princess you're supposed to be. You aren't making things very easy... (raises fist) If you weren't the blood owner of the Codex...
All of a sudden, D steps out from a door, complete with battle bikini, and Scimitar. On her left arm D wears a shield.
D: Ahh... The notorious space criminal Gail. We meet again! Return the Princess to me and I may have mercy.
C-ko: (cheers up) Hi Dee!
Gail: Ahhh yes... I thought I killed you.
D: You thought wrong! Yaaaaa!
D charges at Gail with a slash from her scimitar. Gail raises his palm, and D's sword is deflected by an unseen barrier.
Gail: Now I'll finish the job. Gail's open palm clenches into a fist, and energy shoots straight at D, who manages to parry the blast with her shield. The force of the impact sends D flying into a bulkhead, knocking her unconcious.
Gail: I'll leave you to dream of oblivion. Muhuhahahahahaha....
B-ko: And WHERE do you think You're going?
Kuno: Wench, my nemesis even now is scurrying about like some cowardly curr. I must hasten my pursuit and smite him for his crimes.
B-ko: Yeah! So what! Who needs you anyway!
Kuno turns.
Kuno: Fear not Akane Tendo,and the Pig Tailed girl I shall triumph over the nefarious Ranma Saotome!
A-ko: B-ko!
B-ko turns.
B-ko: How did YOU get here!
A-ko: (puzzled) Your friends took us here...
B-ko: GRRRRR! I told them to "take care" of you. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!! IDIOTS!!!!
A-ko: Well, we're here now, and you're gonna have to put up with it.
B-ko: If dear C-ko wasn't missing, I'd settle this right now!
A-ko: That's right! C-ko's missing, and I really don't have time to argue with you, B-ko.
Ranma: (distant echo) C'mon and work you stupid piece of... (nearer now) Woah!
Ranma appears, emerging from a tube-lift. Standing on nothing but a force-field, Ranma looks suprised.
B-ko: (angrily) How convienent! (huff) I suppose I'll extend my tempoary truce to you as well...
D, slumped in the coridoor, regains conciousness.
D: (alarm) Princess! (thinking) Must get up...
Suddenly a nearby hatch opens, and A-ko, B-ko, Ranma and Ryoga emerge.
A-ko: D! What happened?
D: Gail... (cough) Gail has the princess, and the medallion... The ship's interface port is in engineering, I must get there and stop him!
Ryoga: Let's go!
Ryoga lead's the way to a hatch.
B-ko: Better let ME lead the way. I know the plans to this spaceship like the back of my hand! You'll find that chute leads to the waste disposal unit.
A-ko rolls her eyes.
A-ko: In that case B-ko, YOU take that hatch.
Ryoga: Akane!
A-ko: Cee-ko!
Akane: Ranmaaaa!
C-ko: A-ko!
Ranma: Yo Teach' Why? Why are you doing this?
Gail: Its Gail! Gail! I tell you! Besides your too late when this Codex in place a shock wave will protrude from this structure destroying all of Tokyo and much of the surrounding fields. MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! As for you four, you will have to deal with my Gamma droids!
A large number of Gamma droids fall from the ceiling and start engaging the four warriors in combat. A-ko moves quickly at sonic speed pounding droid after droid into submission. B-ko moves with an equal flair sending numerous droids to the scrap heap with her missles and machine gun fire. Ranma and Ryoga have a little more difficulty, however they quickly deal with a handful of droids using various kicks and punches.
Gail: Ha Ha! You're too late! The Codex is in place and the count down has begun.
Computer: Four minutes till Beta wave emmission and counting..
Akane: Ranmmaaaaa!
Gail: Ship, initiate internal defences.
A number of laser cannons lower themselves from the roof and begin rapidlly firing at the four fighters. Ranma flips and leaps clear until he is safe behind a large computer terminal.
Ranma: Ryoga, A-ko over here!
A-ko leaps through the air and lands on one of the cannons and then rebounds across the room towards the computer terminal. Ryoga dodges desperately through the laser fire until he too is safe behind the terminal. B-ko joins them after dispatching several of the cannons.
B-ko: This is hopeless. We need to take these defenses out.
Ryoga: She's right! If we don't get to that computer and switch it off...
A-ko: What about Akane and C-ko? And how are we going to deal with Mr Gail?
B-ko: You don't understand, I have studied this system. The only way to shut down the countdown is by destroying the computer network itself. We would need to destroy this rooms computer system and the systems on the level above and below us. We simply can't do that, we don't have time!
Ranma: I got an idea. Ryoga, B-ko, take out the cannons and then Use Kuno's robot to get Akane and C-ko out of here. I can take out that computer. But I don't got time to worry about those cannons or that Teach'. Got me?
B-ko/Ryoga: Right!
Computer: Two Minutes until emmission of Beta Wave and counting.
A-ko: What about me? Ranma: I'm gunna need your help with the computer, but first I gotta know. How tough are you?
B-ko: B-ko's Sugoi Kaiten!
B-ko flies into the air and begins spinning like at top at an unprecedented speed. As she spins she begins firing her machine gun. Bullets fly out in all directions taking out laser cannon after laser cannon. Gail raises his palm again, deflecting the rounds, saving himself, Akane and C-ko from injury.
Gail: Nooooo!
Ryoga: Arrrrgggghhhh Give back Akane! Gail: Impudent fool you're no match for me!
Gail raises his arm at Ryoga as the young martial artist runs towards him. Electrity crackles up and down his wrist until a blast of pure energy fires from his hand. Ryoga in mid motion moves just enough so that the energy blast hits him in the shoulder rather than the chest. Ryoga screams out in pain before falling to the grounds.
A-ko: Ryogaaaaaa!
Gail: Gamma droids kill him!
Two Gamma droids move in to finish Ryoga off. They stand over him menacingly and raise their cannons.
Kuno: Have at thee fiends of darkness! Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da !
Kuno moving like a bat out of hell, strikes each of the droids countless times with his boken, destroying them both.
Kuno: Haaa! Your insidious constucts have fallen,as predicted. Surrender! And release your hold on Akane Tendo.
B-ko: Shut up and help him out of here.
Kuno: How dare you...
B-ko: Before he dies!
Kuno: Indeed....
B-ko flies past Gail quickly and grabs both C-ko and Akane in her arms just as Ranma leaps out from behind the panel and begins finshing off a number of the remaining droids. Kuno with Ryoga slung over his shoulder departs quickly and is followed by B-ko carrying Akane and C-ko.
C-ko: Oh Hi B-ko!
Akane: Raaannmmmmaaaa!
Ranma: Dont worry Akane I'll save Tokyo, believe in me!
Akane: Ranmaaaa noooo!
Behind the control Panel A-ko crouches ready. Upon hearing the exchange, a small tear appears at the corner of her eye.
Computer: One minute and counting!
Gail: You really think you can stop me, foolish boy.
Ranma: Back off teach', or you're gunna get hurt.
Ranma's knuckles crack as he makes a fist.
Gail: (scolds) Going to! I'm going to get hurt. Just because I'm a meglomaniac bent on destroying Tokyo, that's no excuse for poor grammar.
Ranma smirks and stands ready as his ki begins to form around him.
Gail: Ha Ha I know something of you martial artists. I know that you are no match for me!
Gail raises his wrist and energy crackles up and down his arm.
Gail: Die Ranma! Ranma: HIRYU SHOTEN HA!
As Gails blast fires towards Ranma, Ranma punches upwards as a Dragon like chi construct negates Gails attack. Much to Gails astonishment though it also strikes Gail full in the chest. Sending him flying upwards, as the winds of hot chi energy begin to stir. The winds of hot chi begin to blow faster and faster forming a tornado around the two. A-ko moves in towards the tornado as it continues to gather momentum.
A-ko: Now?
Ranma: Not yet!
The winds begin to twirl faster and faster sweeping up nuts and bolts as it goes.
A-ko: Now? Ranma: Another second!
Metal Panels on the walls begin to buckle as the strength of the winds change the pressure within the room. A-ko stands unsteadily as the winds threaten to sweep her off her feet.
A-ko: Now?
Ranma: NOW!!!!
With that A-ko begins to run. Faster and faster she runs, around and around moving in the same directions as the tornado. Before long she is moving at the same speed as the tornedo and only a red, brown and white blur is visible. The she puts on the pace and the tornedo its self picks up speed. Becoming Faster and faster and faster and Stronger and stronger and stronger.
Ranma spins madly through the air as the strength of the winds threatened to overwhelm him. He looks up as the metal in the roof began to warp under the incredibly fast winds. He looks down and sees the floor is also warping and a smooth groove is forming beneath A-ko's feet.
Ranma: Its working!
As the winds sweep through the corridoor bolts and pieces of metal fly paast the party of hero's. As they watch , however, a number of silken womens undergarments fly past the back in the direction of the fight. As they continue Happosai bounds past them.
Happosai: My Silky darlings come back...
They all watch after him for a minute. Then they ignore and continue until they reach the K.U.N.O.
Akane: Ranma noo!
C-ko: A-ko!
Akane: Ryoga I've got to go back for him.
Kuno: I cannot permit it.
Ryoga: He's right, there's nothing any of us can do. We have to get out of here now Akane.
Akane looks reluctantly back the way they came, until B-ko gently guides her into the Giant robot.
C-ko: Wow I've never been in one of these before. Can I drive?
B-ko: (eyes sparkling) Yes C-ko, of course you may.
Everyone else: NO!
C-ko's lower lip begins to tremble as the K.U.N.O dislodges itself from the battle fortress and falls down towards Tokyo.
Meanwhile in the engineering computer room various pieces of machinery ripped away from their housing.
Ranma: Its working!
As he watched the machinery flies through the air until it crashes into the roof leaving a small hole. That one hole though widens as the incredible pressure of the winds rip and tear at it.
A-ko: II Don't knoww howl long I can kkeep this upp!
Ranma: A few more seconds!
The crew of the K.U.N.O all watch as the entire engineering section seems to literally implode.
Akane: Ranma!!!!!!!
C-ko: I wanna drive! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A huge tornedo rips its way free from the metal behemoth and pieces of metal and machinery begin raining down on Tokyo. Ryoga suddenly points towards a figure who is twisting in the wind and falling towards the earth.
Ryoga: Who's that?
The K.U.N.O follows the figure down and down and down. Until it lands into a small water fountain. The K.U.N.O. itself lands next to the fountain and Ryoga, Akane Kuno and C-ko all leap out and run to the pond where a tuft of red hair is floating at the surface.
Akane: Ranma?
A-ko rises from the water gasping for air. C-ko, over joyed leaps into A-ko's embrace.
C-ko: A-KO I found you! Gee A-ko it was so exciting I got kidnapped by Gail, well you know that already but then we all ran through the corridoors and my voice was getting really sore from calling out for you but then all this womens underwear flew past and that ugly little man was chasing it which is really disgusting don't you think **Gasp**
A-ko: Ranma? Wheres Ranma?
C-ko: A-ko! You’re not listening to me!
Akane: We don't know we didn't see him fall out of the ship.
Kuno: There is no way that anything human could srvive a fall of such magnitude.
Ryoga: He's right, but we must not give up hope Akane.
Akane's mouth begins to quiver and tears begin to form in her eyes.
Akane: Ranma noo, he can't be dead he cant be...
Ranma: Ha I showed him. That teach' aint gunna try that twice!
Akane: RANMA!!!!
A-ko: Ranma
Kuno: Curses!
Ranma hanging onto to B-ko leaps to the ground nimbly. He stands their confidently despite having a number of serious cuts and bruises. He also seems to be nursing his arm.
Ranma: Thanks for saving me B-ko!
B-ko (Scowling): I didn't have much choice seeing as how you fell on top of me and wouldn't let go. Thats one you owe me Saotome.
Ranma looks snidely at B-ko for a moment but is surprised when Akane runs to him and embraces him tightly.
Akane: I thought you had died.
He stands there for a minute looking down at her and then moves his arms in to embrace her back when suddenly she steps back and slaps him in the face.
Akane: How could you make me think that you jerk!
Ranma: What the? It wasn't my idea. Hey if you hadn't gotten kidnapped in the first place none of this would have happened!
Akane: What so now its my fault....
Akane: Do you have to go so soon?
A-ko: I'm afraid so.
C-ko: Bye Akane thankyou for those cooking tips.
Akane: No problem C-ko!
Both Ranma and A-ko face fault.
Ranma: What about the space ship?
A-ko: D says that the engines were not too badly damaged and although there wasn't enough power to enter orbit, there was enough power left by the codex to get it back to Graviton City.
Ranma: Good. Can you imagine looking at something that ugly every day...
A-ko: You'd get used to it... Akane.. I want to apologise if I caused any trouble between you and Ranma.
Ranma: Ahh don't worry about it A-ko. Akane gets jealous like that all the time.
Akane elbows Ranma in the stomach.
A-ko: Oh my god we are late we're going to miss the plane! Bye Ranma, bye Akane.
C-ko: Bye Akane, say good bye to that nice girl with the red hair for me will you. Akane: Sure!
A-ko and C-ko disappear into the horizon in a cloud of dust.
B-ko and Kuno stand looking at each other
Kuno: Yes...
B-ko: Well..
Kuno: It is well that you are not travelling back with your class mates. True nobility deserves to travel with a bit more comfort than the commoners.
B-ko: I'm glad to see we finally agree on something...... I'd .. better go.
Kuno: Very well.
B-ko begins running down the path towards her father.
Kuno: At last I am free of you. You evil Harlot.
B-ko: You'll pay for that! (lifts arm) Akagiyama Missiles!
Kuno:(covered in bandages) No and she is not my Fiancee. My heart belongs only to Akane Tendo and the Pig Tailed Girl.
Nabiki: You didn't even kiss her goodbye. C'mon are you a man or aren't you?
Kuno is about to retort when Mr Gail suddenly enters the room.
Kuno: YOU!!
Gail: Since my plans to leave this planet have been foiled, Principal Kuno has asked that I stay on as your teacher for the rest of the year. As such I would like you to open your English books to page 114. Now translate this phrase. {Fools fools, I will destroy you all}
Kuno's entire class fall to the ground in shock.
THE END.
Authors Notes:
Dave: Dedicated to Venus Terzo, Cathy Weseluck, Lynda Boyd, Teryl Rotherty, Robert O. Smith, Terry Klassen and Ian Corlett who do voices for both characters in the Ranma 1/2 series and Project A-ko 2-6. A True Ranma / A-ko crossover.
Ed: Thanks to everyone for your encouraging email, as usual, we can be contacted at: evagg@hubble.dialix.com.au
Ps. Apologies for all missing characters, Ie, Shampoo, Mouse, Colone, Ukyo, Kei, A-ko's parents... and anybody else we missed.