There was a guard at a mental institution that was watching the crazy people. He told them "I'll give $500 to the one that can clap once."They all started to try to clap. They were close to clapping and suddenly they all saw that someone was very close and they all started going "Yay come on you can do it your very close you can do it !!!"He tried it again and he clapped. Everyone started yelling "Yaaayy!!!" And they all started clapping.

There was a American, a Chinese, and a Mexican standing in front of an elephant and a man .The man said "I'll give $100 to the person who can make the elephant scream.The American says "Scream elephant scream," but the elephant didn't do anything.The Chinese tried but no luck. Then finally the Mexican tried. He got a needle and poked the elephant and it screamed. The man said "I'll give $100 to the person who can make the elephant shake his head yes and no." The American said "Shake your head and say yes and no."Still nothing. The Chinese held a peanut and said "I'll give you a peanut if you shake your head yes and no." The elephant ignored him. Then the Mexican came along and said "Remember me?" The elephant nodded his head yes. "Do you want me to do the same thing to you again?"the Mexican said. The elephant shook his head no.