this song is about the theory that chinese restaurants food has cooked cat. the real question to ask yourself is there really pork in your sweeet and sour pork or is garfield on your fork
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lyrics.
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did you ever think when you eat chinese
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it aint pork or chickin but a fat siamese
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yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
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but thats not chicken  in your chicken chow main
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seems to me i ordered sweet and sour pork
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but garfields on my fork
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hes purring here on my fork
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theres a cat in the kettle at the pe king moo
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the place that i eat everyday at noon
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they can feed you cat and youll never know
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once they wrap it up in dough boy
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they fried it real crisp in dough
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chow lin got stuff i want and more
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as he was dailing his buddy at the old pet store
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i said not today i lost my appetite
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theres two cats in my belly and they want to fight
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i was sucking on a rollainds and a tums or two
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when i swear i hear it mew boys
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and that is when i knew
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thres a cat in the kettle at the pe king moo i think i gotta stop eating there at noon
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they say that its beef fish or pork
butt it is purring there on my fork
and theres a furrball on my fork

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