Rock Bottom's List of Corrections

This is from the episode where homer goes on Rock Bottom to clear his name about grabbing the babysitters ass, and they twist his words around so he sounds guilty. The people at Rock Bottom apologize and make the following corrections
  1. "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
  2. Styrofoam is not made from kittens
  3. The U.F.O. was a paper plate
  4. The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
  5. The nerds on the internet are not geeks
  6. The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
  7. Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
  8. If you are reading this you have no life
  9. Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
  10. The other U.F.O. was an upside down salad spinner
  11. Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
  12. Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
  13. Our viewers are not pathetic, sexless food tubes
  14. Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
  15. The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
  16. Salt water does not chase the "thirsties" away
  17. Licking an electrical outlet does not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
  18. Bullets do not bounce off of fat boys
  19. Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
  20. Recycling does not deplete the ozone
  21. Everything is 10% fruit juice
  22. The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
  23. Janet Reno is evil
  24. V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
  25. Ted Koppel is a robot
  26. Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
  27. Fleiss does floss
  28. Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
  29. Bart is bad to the bone
  30. Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him
  31. The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
  32. The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
  33. Everyone on TV is better than you
  34. The people who are writing this have no life

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