The Star Wars Drinking Game

DRINK WHEN...ANYONE AND EVERYONE

• Someone has a bad feeling about this
• It's their only hope
• Somebody gets choked
• A woman other Leia is on screen
• An old Jedi starts to ramble about
• the Force (Vader counts)
• Somebody's hand gets cut off
• A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast
• There is a tremor in the Force
• It's not someone's fault
• One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
• A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
• Someone exclaims "No!"
• Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
• Twice if it's not Han
• Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end
• Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
• People kiss
• A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
• Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
• Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
• Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
• An elaborately made up alien has no lines
• Some ship crashes into something after being hit
• Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
• An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em)
• Boba Fett talks
• An entire planet is described as having one climate
  

  C-3P0

  
  
• C-3PO loses a body part
• Twice if he is completely dismembered
• C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
• Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice
• Twice if he is giving the odds of survival
   

  CHEWBACCA

  
  
• If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl
• If Chewie, a big, dumb ol' wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and fixes the Falcon
  

  DARTH VADER

  
  
• Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
• Twice if he tries to kill them
• Vader's suit gets more and more detailed in each movie
  

  THE EMPEROR

  
  
• The Emperor cackles evilly
• The Emperor has foreseen something
  

  THE EMPIRE

  
  
• Tarkin brags about the Death Star
• Any officer speaks with a British Accent
• Any Imperial Ship is destroyed
• A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
• An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.)  
  

  HAN SOLO

• Han brags about the Millennium Falcon
• Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon
• Twice if it is Leia
• Something doesn't work on the Falcon
• Twice if it's the hyperdrive
• Someone or something tries to get money from Han
  

  LEIA

  
  
• Leia insults somebody
• Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
• Twice if it covers her neck
• Three times if she's almost totally nude
  

  LUKE

  
  
• It is Luke's destiny
• Luke whines
• Luke discovers a long-lost relative
• Luke fights monsters or savages
• Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip
• Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
• Luke is upside-down
• Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
• Twice if they speak to each other
• Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
• Luke refuses to take someone's advice
• Luke yells "Artooooo!"
• Luke is confused / taken aback
  

  OBI-WAN KENOBI

  
  
• Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance
• Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective ("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise")
  

  R2-D2

  
  
• R2-D2 gets thrashed
• R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
  

  REBEL PILOTS

  
  
• A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
• Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
• A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
• A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
• Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it through all 3 movies- besides the main characters) makes an appearance
• Twice if he speaks
  

  STORMTROOPERS

  
  
• Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming
• Stormtrooper armor proves useless
  

  YODA

  
  
• Yoda uses bad grammar
• Yoda talks like a fortune cookie