"I spilled Husk Musk on my science project, and I got an A. But this other kid..."
"Must be a pretty wierd store though."
"I'm sorry I caused all that cancer."
"Why don't you play something sexy, like Shaft?!"
"...or some new breakthrough typing technique that involves your thumbs, ears, and elbows."
"Cuz if you're fat, you'll end up living in a trailor park, gossiping, and craving country and western music."
"Outside."
"I'm nutty bunny number one. I like to frolic in the sun."
"The night of the cow!"
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