"Can I have a tea please? Cammomile tea."
"I have your drum, your drum is mine."
"Cha...Chee...Chew..."
"IT WAS CITIZEN KANE!!!"
"However, in the freakish....un-normal mind..."
"COINCIDENCE?!"
"That was the last damn house."
"I'm going to get out of the car and take a picture of the bear...or dear...by the water."
"I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amature rectal photographer."
"I'd like to introduce my sister, Jerry Sizzler!"
"Hey, I'm a Canadian Street Pimp!"
"Comedy Inc.??"
"What's my name?.........Buford Picklefeather."
"You don't want an architect, you want a butcher. Well screw you and screw your friend cuz I'm outta here!"