Welcome to Kevin's Famous Quotes page

"FREAK!"

"Can I have a tea please? Cammomile tea."

"I have your drum, your drum is mine."

"Cha...Chee...Chew..."

"IT WAS CITIZEN KANE!!!"

"However, in the freakish....un-normal mind..."

"COINCIDENCE?!"

"That was the last damn house."

"I'm going to get out of the car and take a picture of the bear...or dear...by the water."

"I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amature rectal photographer."

"I'd like to introduce my sister, Jerry Sizzler!"

"Hey, I'm a Canadian Street Pimp!"

"Comedy Inc.??"

"What's my name?.........Buford Picklefeather."

"You don't want an architect, you want a butcher. Well screw you and screw your friend cuz I'm outta here!"

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