"I'm sorry but I have a rule about dating creeps."
"Kathie, listen to me.....the proof is in the pasta."
"LISTEN BITCH ARE YOU FOR REAL?!!!!"
"When I say manage, I mean the whole ball of wax. Pitching, catching, running, hair, wardrobe, attitude.."
"She hates it when I write in French. I usually correspond in fag."
"If you think I'm going to make a pussy joke you're sadly mistaken."
"Wow, he's hot eh?"
"I'm not a complete slut."
"She is a girl, and my friend...which technically makes her my girlfriend, if you want to be a stichler. Girlfriend, girlfriend, fiance, wife...she's my wife. I sure I'm sorry!"
"What?? I was told they only live for 6 weeks, you know like sea monkeys."
"Hey, that man stole my oranges!"
"Sausages...I WANT SAUSAGES! I WANT SAUSAGES! I WANT SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
