"Heading up the cast of The Full Monty is Robert Carlyle, the 36-year-old laddie with the fatal handful in the photo above."
US: You've been called Scotland's sexiest export since Sean Connery.
RC: Well, there you go, eh?
US: You don't sound too happy about the title.
RC: If people think that, that's great. That's a lovely compliment. But it's not something you'll hear me saying. [Laughs] What kind of f--king idiot would you be if you said that about yourself?
Point of interest: Grooming for this photo was done by Anastasia Shirley (Mrs Robert Carlyle)